- Kevin Jonas is engaged to his girlfriend of two years, and holy shit, is that an eternity of dry-humping. A lesser man would’ve shot himself. (Read: This guy.) [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gwyneth Paltrow’s mouth continues to be a never-ending stream of smarm. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan calls Justin Timberlake’s clothing line a “Macy’s brand” and “gross” on Twitter which would almost be an insult if Lindsay could afford to shop at Macy’s and wasn’t, well, Lindsay. [Lainey Gossip]
- Karen Mulder of Victoria’s Secret fame was arrested for making “vicious” phone calls to her plastic surgeon. Because insulting the man who holds a knife over your unconscious body is always smart. Well played. [Celebslam]
- Hilary Duff is joining the cast of Gossip Girls. Great. Now who’s going to play Meghan McCain in the Lifetime original movie Sarah Palin Fucked Me Out of My Own Room at the White House? [Just Jared]
- Mandy Moore on the cover of Women’s Health looks absolutely nothing like Mandy Moore. Unless she’s a 35-year-old housewife now. Then maybe. [I'm Not Obsessed]
bill | July 1, 2009 at 8:47 pm
no talent
KellYYY | July 1, 2009 at 8:58 pm
im really happy for nick!!! my girlfriends and i are gonna go see The Ugly Truth and The Proposal and eat ice cream while mourning the loss of a Jonas Bro
Jimmy Jim | July 1, 2009 at 9:06 pm
now he REALLY won’t have time to learn how to play guitar.
dave | July 1, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Technically, he has already touched a vagina. Unless he was born via Caesarian section.
kate | July 1, 2009 at 9:54 pm
since when is macys brand gross? some of their shit is expensive as fuck. and im kinda surprised lindsay said that cuz i really didnt think celebs were like that i guess. especially the ones who came from nothing like her.
Moi | July 1, 2009 at 9:57 pm
RIP to a real celebrity and acting talent: Karl Malden…
Cher | July 1, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Gwyneth is correct…also TheSuperficial seems to have whored him/herself out to Corporate Amerika. You’re such a phony, flimsy dick!
TT Ghorman | July 1, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Thats cool, Fish. So when are you and some of the idiots on here going to get to touch a vagina? Or a penis, whatever floats your boat.
uh | July 1, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Hahaha, I like the title of Meghan McCain’s made-for-TV movie.
captain america | July 2, 2009 at 1:18 am
getoutahere, HE PREFERS PENIS’, folks?
Gucci Sneakers | July 2, 2009 at 2:31 am
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kauai | July 2, 2009 at 4:04 am
Paltrow is always good for a laugh. That’s what happens when you have a 12th grade education and convince yourself that you’re culturally sophisticated.
heidian | July 2, 2009 at 6:03 am
Lindsay Lohan calls Justin Timberlake’s clothing line a “Macy’s brand” and “gross” on Twitter which would almost be an insult if Lindsay could afford to shop at Macy’s and wasn’t, well, Lindsay.
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Lindsay Lohan calls Justin Timberlake’s clothing line a “Macy’s brand” and “gross” on Twitter which would almost be an insult if Lindsay could afford to shop at Macy’s and wasn’t, well, Lindsay.
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heidian | July 2, 2009 at 6:05 am
Lindsay Lohan calls Justin Timberlake’s clothing line a “Macy’s brand” and “gross” on Twitter which would almost be an insult if Lindsay could afford to shop at Macy’s and wasn’t, well, Lindsay.
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blp | July 2, 2009 at 8:29 am
But he IS a vagina and I’m sure he’s been touching himself for years.
Darth | July 2, 2009 at 8:30 am
Do we really believe that they’re still virgins? *Shakes head*
purplepanties | July 2, 2009 at 9:27 am
I find I’m the only one that finds him the most attractive Jonas brother, mmmm, he’s yummy.
ToTellTheTruth | July 2, 2009 at 9:41 am
He’s the ugly brother…
mrbrrown | July 2, 2009 at 9:46 am
who’s vagina? haha
pappy | July 2, 2009 at 10:05 am
twas the night of the wedding and all through the night
the vagina was ready all nice and tight
the pubes had been trimmed with greatest of care
in hopes the kevin would soon lose his vcard down there
kevin in his pjs and her in her gown
she lifted it up and kevin made a big frown
what was the problem? why did kevin despair?
He cried out, “It smells like fresh tuna down there”
Out the front door he flew like a flash
He gone in his car tryin not to crash
that little, young man so nimble and quick
was had just realized he preferred the dick!
uh | July 2, 2009 at 10:44 am
pappy, you’re a poet!!
Susan | July 2, 2009 at 11:19 am
I love the jonas bros.
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When Macys overall brand? Their shit is expensive as some crap. Lindsay and im kinda cuz I really think that celebs didn’t like that I wonder. Especially those who did not like him.