I didn’t post about it before because I thought it was a joke, but looks like Kevin Federline’s official website and MySpace are totally legit. Which is sad, because you wouldn’t think it was possible for somebody to be so incredibly self-obsessed as to think they have achievements or that anybody cares about them just because they’re married to a celebrity.
I don’t think we’ve ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I’m 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note, there’s going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am. Anyway, thanks for checking out my site and be sure to come back often.
I’m pretty sure if I shot him in the face the police would let me go with a warning. Either that or some sort of medal for heroism.