Kevin Federline’s sperm has struck again

November 6th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Here’s a surprise twist, guess who turned out to be the pregnant one in Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince’s relationship. (Hint: Don’t go by stomachs.) Via Celebuzz:

Prince has been accompanying Kevin as he follows ex-wife Britney Spears all over the globe on her recent tour. Apparently, the couple had a pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, but this time things are serious!
A source says, “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.

Wasn’t happy about the news? Jesus. He know he’s Kevin Federline, right? By now he should realize any relationship he enters into is inevitably going to end in pregnancy. Whether it be romantic or getting a membership card at Blockbuster.

BRITNEY: How did this happen?
KEVIN: I dunno! I mean, I didn’t let her eat Cheetos like I did with you. I just ejaculated directly into her vagina a lot while she wasn’t using birth control. It just doesn’t make any sense…
BRITNEY: That is weird, y’all. Like one of them miracles or something.
KEVIN: Seriously.

Photos: Fame
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  1. beast man

    he looks like the stay puff marshmellow man….first

  2. zuzuspetals

    Augh- he must be stopped. We’ve got to figure out how to get ‘em at the nest. Orkin?

  3. Emily

    I am just shocked that he still gets laid!!

    I will now mourn for our country!!

  4. Emily

    I am just shocked that he still gets laid!!

    I will now mourn for our country!!

  5. Max Planck

    Idiocracy…another step forward.

  6. BoBo

    V-A-S-E-C-T-O-M-Y

    Say it with me now!

  7. Dutch

    Seriously, when I look at that picture of the two of them together what am I missing???
    What has that dude got going for him besides being linked to someone famous years ago?
    Will this be child # 4 or 5 for this dude.

  8. Castration…It’s the only way. I’ll get the tweezers and nail scissors.

  9. Valerie

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice one, Fish : )

  10. It makes me want to stick my fingers in a pencil-sharpener just typing it, but K-Fat is the man, for real. He’s gotten three hot chicks pregnant with ZERO talent. (Don’t forget that Brit used to be freaking delicious.) And he get’s a ton of money from one of them.
    He’s like some kind of fat and twisted evil genius.
    Here’s to you, Well-Fed: inspiring fat losers everywhere.

  11. havoc

    The only news we need to know about Kevin Federline is when he does finally explode….

    .

  12. kimberly

    LOL @ #6.

  13. Do FreeBird

    How old is this guy? He dresses like an obese 14 year old.

    ANd if he’s so pissed about getting someone pregnant, he can:
    1. wear a condom
    2. Get a vasectomy
    3. Cut off his dick.

    BTW, how small is his head? in that first picture, it looks like his head is about 1/3 the size it should be.

    She is kind of cute. Must be really retarded though.

  14. Sport

    I dont get it, the chick seems cute, has maintained her athletic physique and yet KFed eats anything in site and always has a smoke in his pie hole. It must truly be about the money.

  15. Rosie

    When he has to pay child support for yet another one of his spawn he’ll know how Britney feels paying it to his fat ass.

  16. Mike Nike

    He needs to stop wearing those kind of shorts. It looks like he is a midget with no legs. Plus he could use a punch in the face…. for dressing like that. Hes the ultimate dough boy. You can tell half the weight on his fat ass is Britney cash take out food. I bet he hasn’t cooked in years. Fat bastard.

  17. He’s only mad because all the money he’s getting from Britney will now bypass him and go straight to support this bitch and his new kid. Gotta love white trash and their inability to use condoms.

  18. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    These are the only times he knows that his willy is working because he certainly can’t see it.

  19. DMoan

    He and Kevin Smith must shop at the same place. When will these tards realize that long shorts and t-shirts on short fat guys only make them look SHORTER and FATTER.

  20. m??n

    ewwwwwwwwwww…
    hez juzt effen grozzzhit///
    hiz babee
    zhortz r ug=a=ly
    who would
    want hiz uglyzpawnz?>?
    #6…
    woohoooooo…
    hopefully thiz
    chick will
    cut / it/ off
    zoon az he leavez her….

  21. ^*^

    I wonder if the moron above this moron is KrazyKuntKelli???

  22. p0nk

    @21. definitely.

  23. El Mancho

    I would like to say that he looks like a retard, but that would be an insult to retards.

  24. Baby mamas in every area code

    Wow… this idiot will now have children by three different women. What a complete moron. STOP REPRODUCING, you cretins.

    The best part is you know Victoria’s only with him to get some of that sweet Britney money, just like he did with Britney. I wonder when she’ll leave K-Fug and get knocked up by some other guy wanting to get at the Britney pay-off? How long will the trail of parentless children and money-grubbing go? Don’t answer that.

  25. tipsa

    Um…..does he always have to wear capri’s?

  26. Fausto

    Inglorious Bastard!!

  27. Mel

    Damn! now Britney’s got another mouth to feed. Her own kids, retarded K-fat, Shar and her kids and now this stupid b!tch and her baby. What kind of retarded women have any thing to do with a fat lazy retarded clown that can’t support himself or the load of kids he has already spawed.
    When will the courts order this deadbeat jerk to get a job and take care his own.

  28. _me

    Two Words:

    Forced Sterilization.

  29. He gained the weight FOR this. He is going to loose it all, go from flab to fab, and then do a fitness video and write a book.

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  31. I’m with #28 on this one… Btw, she’s from Kennewick, WA. My friend played volleyball with her. Lmfao. She’s a big shot now!

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  33. LOL

    Ha! Ha! Karma!

    Of course he’s not happy. She will have the kid, leave and sue for child support. Poetic justice.

  34. LOL

    31. Bess – “Btw, she’s from Kennewick, WA. My friend played volleyball with her. Lmfao. She’s a big shot now!”

    If you mean “big shot” as in being a sperm-receptacle for white trash and his new spawn, then sure. I suppose when your career is nothing this is the next best way to make a living ;)

  35. Augh- he must be stopped. We’ve got to figure out how to get ‘em at the nest. Orkin?

  36. Damn! now Britney’s got another mouth to feed. Her own kids, retarded K-fat, Shar and her kids and now this stupid b!tch and her baby. What kind of retarded women have any thing to do with a fat lazy retarded clown that can’t support himself or the load of kids he has already spawed.

  37. TheFuckUpMan

    This kind of fuckup man will one day get retribution through his own kids and that include his lawyer using unethical means to extort. If you love kids, you won’t even be having affair during marriage. If you already made a mistake once, you still commit again, now leaving 4 innocent kids with single parent? During marriage, you were neither seen with BS and her kids having any quality family time and his lawyer went to court to prove otherwise with kids? Britney was seen with a big tummy having to bring along Sean to studio for recording, shopping, having dinner and where was this jerk? Divorce was the biggest and best decision that Britney made for herself and that’s the support she gets. Holding kids as hostage to demand for ransom? Why wasn’t he with those worthless kids now? During marriage, gave excuses to be away from home with worthless kids and fucking with 1st ex, golfing away her money, pretending to be working? Even a pimp and prositute extort from others but not from the ones they loved and married to!

  38. Blah Blah Blah

    Your Britney && Kevin conversations are always hilarious.

    && Hey, Don’t jinx me. I work @ Blockbuster. -_-

  39. Congradulations!

  40. “I just ejaculated directly into her vagina a lot while she wasn’t using birth control. It just doesn’t make any sense…”

    Ha!! Thank God SOMEONE out there finally stated the obvious! We all knoW how babies are made (particularly those of us who have any should) and it really pisses me off when people keep bringing kids into the world then act like they have “no idea” how it happened. We don’t know if that was Kevin’s reaction here, but considering the fact that he kkeeps making babies willy nilly with different women, I think it’s safe to say that he hasn’t yet discovered condoms. And shame on thew women out there running aroung giving out thier unprotected lady parts like candy: IT LEADS TO CHILDREN!!! Grow up people.

  41. “I just ejaculated directly into her vagina a lot while she wasn’t using birth control. It just doesn’t make any sense…”

    Ha!! Thank God SOMEONE out there finally stated the obvious! We all knoW how babies are made (particularly those of us who have any should) and it really pisses me off when people keep bringing kids into the world then act like they have “no idea” how it happened. We don’t know if that was Kevin’s reaction here, but considering the fact that he kkeeps making babies willy nilly with different women, I think it’s safe to say that he hasn’t yet discovered condoms. And shame on thew women out there running aroung giving out thier unprotected lady parts like candy: IT LEADS TO CHILDREN!!! Grow up people.

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  43. me

    #10, you said it! ROFL

  44. K-Fats Brother

    His settlement with Brittney was conditioned so that every bit of her repeated lypo would be stored on his gut….

    Soon they will be rolling his purple ass to the juicer.

    Jabba looked svelt next to this guy.

    Does that chick just roll him in flour and look for the wet spot?

    I’m really suprised he got her pregnant…I’m sure he hasen’t seen his meat-whistle for the last few years.

  45. Fat Ass

    pull your friggin pants up ya tard.

  46. :)

    he looks more pregnant that she does

  47. He gained the weight FOR this. He is going to loose it all, go from flab to fab, and then do a fitness video and write a book

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