Kevin Federline’s new girlfriend has money problems (Dear Irony, I love you.)

January 7th, 2009 // 134 Comments

Kevin Feder – holy shit! Ladies and gentleman, I’ve solved the mystery of where Kevin’s children from Shar Jackson went. Moving on. Kevin’s new girlfriend Victoria Prince apparently has some money problems and could be looking to get her hands on some sweet Britney money. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ Victoria Prince was booted from her Beverly Hills home back in September after she allegedly didn’t pay rent for six months. We’re told she struck a deal with her landlord to pay him back in installments, but she never made any of the payments.
Now, the landlord is suing Prince for $7500, but there’s a catch — nobody knows where to find her!
We’re told her landlord tried to serve her where she works, but security wouldn’t let the process server in.

Look, I’m not about to insinuate this Victoria person is planning to use her vagina as an ATM by pumping out some K-Babies. However, I did see her install a security camera and one of those trash cans for receipts, so make of that what you will.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Guest

    He SUCKS

  2. Guest

    He SUCKS

  3. Guest

    He SUCKS

  4. Bwaaaaa kevin looks like a circus tent

  5. jeremiah

    That fucker has got fat!!!

  6. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on K-Fed’s deadbeat penis and swallows his manjuice

  7. justshoes

    She looks like a really cheap high school girl…
    what the hell is she wearing?!
    what the hell is HE wearing?!
    I think it’s about time that Kevin died.

  8. anthonyOA

    my goodness, he looks like Oprah.

  9. edamame

    I think HE is pregnant with HER baby! Holy crap!

  10. lou

    either that was a lookalike in the last post of kevin fed or hes one of those people that yoyo their weight….

  11. What is she to good to fellate for rent? pay your billz girl…

  12. Britneyiscool

    I love it the Karma gods come to play again… check him out I bet Britney is laughing her tight toned booty off!!! ha ha I love it!

  13. i love lilo

    is he taking over for martin lawernce in big mama’s house 8??

  14. Ryan the Canadian

    Federline is a tank. Look at the size of him. Bet he doesn’t fit in his Ferrari now. First he raids Britney’s uterus and now he’s eatin’ snickers with pez chasers…..waste of air. Typical, White Trash American, tub of shit, consumer. Wish he would eat some draino or down the acid from a car battery. Do everyone a favour……

  15. 2009

    I hope he got stretchmarks.

  16. Buck Futter

    He looks like Turtle from Entourage.

  17. Ummm...yeah...

    God she’s ugly. WTF, Fish, stop posting about motherfuckers nobody cares about ,asshole.

  18. simbaa1

    Sorry Mrs. Federline, but you should have swallowed Kevin instead.

  19. Luke

    I’d let her stay at my place for free. First step, I’ll take her clothes so they can be washed, and then take her to her nice warm bed.

    I give her a cup of milk.

    Then, tie her up and bang her like a church bell on Sunday.

  20. grobpilot

    What a turd. His excuse must be that he’s bulking up for a movie role………

  21. Just because that’s how you pay your billz douchie doesn’t mean it’s for everyone.

    I can’t believe what a fat bastard KFed has turned into, I wonder if he had to install a bench seat in his ferrari.

  22. Josh

    jeez can this guy wear a shirt that fits or does he think he’s black still?

  23. Jackson

    Kevin looks fat and dumpy; just like Kim Kardaskank.

  24. Fati

    haaaaahahha, fat fart!

  25. Molly

    Oh my god, I thought he was the body guard, he’s fucking huge!

  26. Frank

    Where in the hell was she living for only 1250 a month? That’s less than my damn rent and I live in CT.

  27. authorego

    Not Fed-ex, Fed-max. Not K-Fed, Well-Fed. His New Year’s Resolution should be to return to his old job of being a back-up dancer (as in “baby got back up dancer”) – being a welfare dad is shortening (as in Crisco) his life.

  28. britney's weave

    LMFAO @ 27 and “Well-Fed.” that’s some funny shit.

    i really hope he doesn’t think he’s hiding that fat ass of his under that $5 wal-mart 3X tee shirt.

  29. Harry

    $7500 for 6 months in a BH home?

    Sign me up for that.

  30. CaptainMorgan

    If there was a poster couple for sterilization…..

  31. PettyPape

    He seriously looks pregnant.
    authorego- you, sir (madame?), are hilarious today.

  32. beach sand

    Amazing how that beach volleyball career doesn’t seem to be the path to eternal riches, bitches.

  33. authorego

    @31 thanks – the photo was just so inspiring…

  34. authorego

    @31 thanks – the photo was just so inspiring…

  35. E. Norma Stitz

    Federline has been face down in the bologna, bbq ribs, french fries, apple pie, hot dogs, burgers, cake, whipped cream, cheetos, fried chicken, taco bell burritos, big gulp and super size sodas, frappuchinos, breakfast burritos, cheddar bites, tater tots and big macs.

    3 times a day.

    He can’t say he hasn’t been well taken care of. The lard ass knows where his bread is buttered.

  36. nobody

    @authorego

    I would have gone with Ova-Fed…

  37. Ripper

    The stretch marks on his gut give directions to the nearest fat wigger with dunkin donuts coupons

  38. Ripper

    …. and that chick looks like a whorse.

  39. jose

    #29 she was probably living in the guest house

  40. Do FreeBird

    Nice couple. He’s just shy of morbidly obese, and she looks like she’s retarded.

  41. sophie_003

    LMFAO…this picture just screams to be commented on!!
    Well-Fed is the BEST nickname for anyone….ever….i intend to use it and pass it off as my own witty remark!!

  42. tinkey82

    OMG Kevin is huge! How did he let himself get that disgusting? What a lame-o.

  43. Guest

    @12

    You are sooo right!
    <3

  44. redsonja1313

    WOW,,,,, he looks like Shanmu these days !!!

  45. redsonja1313

    WOW,,,,, he looks like Shamu these days !!!

  46. they are both pathetic loser
    he happens to be a fat, pathetic loser

  47. samson

    I feel badly for the guy. Imagine how stressful and unrewarding his life must be in order for him to let himself go like that. For one, there’s our blogosphere of distant unknowledgeable ridicule, but then there’s the real life issues that seriously affect a person’s way of life. It cant be easy to be Brit’s ex. His extreme weight gain is case-in-point.

  48. missywissy

    I’m telling you all, he’s trying to get a reputation for being a fatty so he can be the next spokesman for Jenny Craig or Nutri-System. Gotta make it somehow.

    On the serious side, is he pregnant?

    My vote is for “Well Fed”.

  49. peepeee

    Holy fucking shit, he’s as bloated as all you fat bitches on here. That is all.

  50. Mike

    Jett’s Food Mart in Zachary LA must have been right around the corner from Kentwood when he and Brit were shacking up. Hmm, you don’t suppose Jett was in there?

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