Kevin Federline took his Britney-replacement beach volleyball player Victoria Prince to Tao in Vegas last night, and if that’s not the face of a man who just impregnated a woman, I don’t know what is. (Read: I’m sterile. Ladies?)
NOTE: Also included Suge Knight scoping out K-Fed’s ass, and loving what he sees, because sometimes it’s important to remember we live in an insanely random universe – that I’m probably getting shot in. Whee.
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Tom | December 20, 2008 at 5:34 pm
FIRST
This Poster | December 20, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on K-Fed’s gold-digging penis and tosses his gigolo salad
tod | December 20, 2008 at 5:44 pm
#2 you’re an idiot!
.com | December 20, 2008 at 5:48 pm
how’d he lose the weight??
amanda | December 20, 2008 at 5:52 pm
hes gross, i cant believe anyone would actually touch him
Janie | December 20, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Really do not like this guy- he is a twat and should get himself a job!
mimi | December 20, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I fucking hate blondes.
nanan | December 20, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Clubbing is so boring unless your high on drugs.
I feel sorry for Kfed. Isn’t he a Tao every night. I’d shoot myself.
Tapeworm | December 20, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Someone should kick Suge in his big black cunt
Sam | December 20, 2008 at 6:16 pm
OMG! I’m laughing so hard! Did anyone else see the skanky santa outfit in the background of pic 7! Who would actually where that!?!?! HAHA
Sam | December 20, 2008 at 6:16 pm
OMG! I’m laughing so hard! Did anyone else see the skanky santa outfit in the background of pic 7! Who would actually where that!?!?! HAHA
Ho Ho Ho | December 20, 2008 at 6:24 pm
#10, she’s Asian, duh.
ManFace | December 20, 2008 at 6:24 pm
That chick is a MAN, baby. Yeah!
She looks young and really stupid. Either (a) that’s how he likes them or (b) that’s all he can get. She does have intriguing ‘suck me’ lips, tho.
Adolfo | December 20, 2008 at 6:40 pm
#12 She looks Messkin to me
Bri | December 20, 2008 at 6:49 pm
wtf is K-Fed doing with Suge!?!?!? hahahah
hollywood_hillbilly | December 20, 2008 at 6:55 pm
She has a crazy caveman brow, other than that she is hot. Probably wouldn’t let you go ass to mouth, but you could definitely toss her salad.
Dorito Man | December 20, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Fark! She’s beautiful! And she’s with a creep like K-Fed? The world is a cruel place.
magnam | December 20, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Federline is a creepy, fartsnorting douchebag!
Victoria Prince must have been desperate or paid in cash to accompany that dog.
necessaryROUGHness | December 20, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Kevin will always get laid base on his past,,,no matter how sleazy girls found him….Nice babysitter federlazy!
ummm...yeah | December 20, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Who’s that fuckin Barry White lookin motherfucker in the background in pic#8?
RaraAvis | December 20, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Guess what, Kev? The two-days-growth doesn’t hide your fat chin. And wearing a loose shirt with the top unbuttoned doesn’t hide your fat belly. Isn’t Tao for, well, young people? Maybe you should scope out a Cracker Barrel or something.
Cartman | December 20, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Hey, more power to K-Fed. He owns his doucheness and still has those fat checks from Britney rolling in. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
And hate that douchey hat.
dave | December 20, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Nice replacement!
gerard Vandenberg | December 21, 2008 at 1:01 am
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, now the misery starts all over, folks!!
gerard Vandenberg | December 21, 2008 at 1:01 am
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, now the misery starts all over, folks!!
packinwood | December 21, 2008 at 6:40 am
K Fed better check and make sure that’s a lady. It looks like a he-she in the face. When is he going to stop wearing those stupid looking hats? Hey Suge, you got knocked the f*#k out!
Prince Akihito | December 21, 2008 at 7:48 am
White trash rides again
linda | December 21, 2008 at 11:39 am
I’m an open minded girl from US, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, outdoors and sports…I have my photos on — Seekingtall. com —, I love tall guys!
Do you love travelling and have some experience? Just find me out!!!!
jzz | December 21, 2008 at 1:52 pm
wow he got fat
Boonie | December 21, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Poor Victoria has a pained/”OMG people are taking my picture with this retard” look on her face. Maybe she’s anticipating a drunken K-Tard slobbering all over her, later in the evening…
…shudder…
Sport | December 21, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Can you imagine the chick that actually WANTS Shitney’s sloppy seconds?
Fuck – now the NHL is gonna ban me, you watch.
Katherine | December 21, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Did he freaking gain the weight that Britney lost? Goodness, if their was anybody who personified white trash in Hollywood I bring you exhibit A.
lindary | December 21, 2008 at 9:15 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
lindary | December 21, 2008 at 9:18 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
James | December 21, 2008 at 11:52 pm
She has a great ass.
F-Obama | December 22, 2008 at 12:21 am
What’s with chicks that have a great ass but a horrible face? Who wants to put their cock in an ugly chick with a great ass? I guess Federline. He’s done it before.
Jonah | December 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I’ve always wondered if K-Fed was living with his other kids with Shar Jackson. i mean that guy has tons of kids and has the britney-money to pay for all of them!
BB King | December 22, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Some women just like fat guys!
jim | December 24, 2008 at 5:04 pm
She’s much better looking than Fatney Spears . and she is a natural blond.
K-Fed got an UPGRAGE.