Kevin Federline took his Britney-replacement beach volleyball player Victoria Prince to Tao in Vegas last night, and if that’s not the face of a man who just impregnated a woman, I don’t know what is. (Read: I’m sterile. Ladies?)
NOTE: Also included Suge Knight scoping out K-Fed’s ass, and loving what he sees, because sometimes it’s important to remember we live in an insanely random universe – that I’m probably getting shot in. Whee.