Kevin Federline’s girth: Shrewd business move?

July 29th, 2009 // 54 Comments

Kevin Federline stopped by E!’s Daily 10 last night where he spoke to Sal Masekela about doing a reality show that may center around Kevin’s noticeable weight gain:

When asked about the validity of one of the rumored reality show concepts would be about Federline getting back into dancer shape, he says: “It would probably be pretty interesting, you know?”
When Masekela comments he doesn’t feel like people really know Federline, he says: “They know what they’re told. I mean, you know, so… I mean, it would be relevant to make something like that happen. And if and when it does, I’ll let you know. I mean, as long as I know who I am, and my kids know who Daddy is and love Daddy. At the end of the day, nothing else really matters, you know.”

Not a bad career move provided Kevin doesn’t drop dead in a bucket of a chicken before production starts. That would be a kick in the nuts – if you could actually find them on Kevin.

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Comments (54)

  1. grant | July 29, 2009 at 10:08 am

    because pretending you know how to golf is gonna make you loose weight…. yea

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  2. kingofbeer | July 29, 2009 at 10:18 am

    lol I can see it now.

    yo yo yo where my ball go homy?

    what a dip shit.

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  3. stupidass | July 29, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Kevin is doing the next “I’m a celebrity, get me outta here!”, in which multiple celebs attempt to escape the fat rolls of Kevin’s massive torso.

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  4. ROUGH daddy | July 29, 2009 at 10:25 am

    “They know what theyre told” we can clearly see you get a sudden convulsion at the site of a box of Krispy Kreme dude….

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  5. orb205 | July 29, 2009 at 10:27 am

    He really does look like he’s wearing a fat suit.

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  6. Hammertime | July 29, 2009 at 10:30 am

    You know… I mean, you know, I mean like fat and stuff, you know?

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  7. havoc | July 29, 2009 at 10:31 am

    He looks like a midget.

    A really fat midget.

    .

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  8. Angel | July 29, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Somebody called this yesterday… who called it!? You gave him the idea damnit. More crap I must avoid watching.

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  9. Inmate #2648927 | July 29, 2009 at 10:39 am

    And this guy is a sperm donor?

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  10. Max Planck | July 29, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Smokers suck!

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  11. Rajj | July 29, 2009 at 10:43 am

    how tF he became so fat jesus, my goodness. He was so handsome and now obese

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  12. Toolboy | July 29, 2009 at 11:05 am

    You sure he’s not doing a “Dorf on Golf” routine? Mug needs to buy a set of knee caps…

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  13. Humpingfrog | July 29, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Dancer shape? Like Brittany, right? Because watching her fat ass waddle around on stage is inspiration to us all. I’m guessing he should just go ahead and throw on tights right now. Let’s those ripples roll, G-money.

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  14. hollywood_hillbilly | July 29, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Rough Douchie goes into convulsions of ecstasy at the thought of getting his donut hole filled.

    As for KFed, I am reminded of a vhs tape my cousin had called dorf on golf. In which a guy pretended to be some sort of midget Benny Hill playing golf.

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  15. No one | July 29, 2009 at 11:12 am

    “When asked about the validity of one of the rumored reality show concepts would be about Federline getting back into dancer shape, he says: “It would probably be pretty interesting, you know?”

    Um, yeah… fascinating.

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  16. teh engrish languidge | July 29, 2009 at 11:21 am

    This Masekela douchbag sounds like they should be publishing books with various philosophical undertones. Like, you know what I mean, kinda and maybe if and maybe so you know when and if , you know?

    What a fuck*n moron.

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  17. ROUGH daddy | July 29, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Yeah 5 peeps already post that joke Backwood Bitch try again…

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  18. Fumus | July 29, 2009 at 11:34 am

    @8…

    That person would be me. I called this. C’mon getting fat and then skinny captivates the American public because so many people in America are fat and long to be skinny.

    http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kevin_federline_is_fat_as_hell.php#comment-3257522

    I was wrong about citing a new weight loss product but right that I knew it was a ploy.

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  19. zuzuspetals | July 29, 2009 at 11:36 am

    What the fuck is *with* those pants? What is wrong with the people who wear them? Are they long shorts? Are they short pants? They are horrifying! They are the worst thing that has ever happened to fashion.

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  20. Richard McBeef | July 29, 2009 at 11:41 am

    he looks like a grown up Bobby Hill. Same shorts and everything.

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  21. Humpingfrog | July 29, 2009 at 11:45 am

    LOL 19. I would point you to the 80′s and clamdiggers. Not sure it’s possible but they were some level of douche not seen since, well…….now! I think we can just call these, “Ports, by KFED”.

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  22. Stinky | July 29, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Those flood pants shorts just make it worse, so much worse…

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  23. DSN | July 29, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    You’re very funny. Keep up the good work.

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  24. mamamiasweetpeaches | July 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    I always think of Spanky from THE LITTLE RASCALS when I see him in these shorts but that other poster was right : Bobby Hill! Totally Bobby Hill!

    Anyone who watches a show starring K Fed should be forced to leave America!

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  25. hahahah | July 29, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    LOL…….He looks like Doug from “King of Queens”

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  26. marie e. | July 29, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Look where all Britney’s money has gone! Straight into his belly

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  27. Shar Jackson | July 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    You white folks jes don’t know how it be taken’ care of babies. One tends to be lettin’ one sef go when they busy takin care of they familbly. That’s why he got all this time to be goin’ golfin’.

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  28. Miserable Bastard | July 29, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    K-Overfed.

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  29. Miserable Bastard | July 29, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    K-Fat.

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  30. Miserable Bastard | July 29, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    K-FC.

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  31. AteIsEnough | July 29, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Those shorts make him look like a fat midget…I mean “little person”.

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  32. Eye Of The Beholder | July 29, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    I actually find a booda belly sexy!

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  33. Manoaboy | July 29, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Are you sure that isn’t Tim Conway and Dorf on Golf?

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  34. Long Duc Dong | July 29, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    I want to stick him on my car’s back dash, would his head wiggle around?

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  35. luvher | July 29, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    He could film a reality show about losing weight, how original!

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  36. Calvin | July 29, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Where’s Hobbes?

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  37. VeeBee | July 29, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    OMG @12. The first thing I thought when I saw that picture is Dorf on Golf.

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  38. yuki | July 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    NO.
    A REALITY SHOW OF K-FED GETTING INTO SHAPE WOULD NOT BE INTERESTING.

    WTF GIVE ME A BREAK.

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  39. Cardinal Ximenez | July 29, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Him being a golfer is as believable as Stephen Hawking at a Worlds Strongest Man competition.

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  40. The Rake | July 29, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    I thought this guy was the star of “More To Love”, thats a reality show right? WTF?
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

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  41. Danklin24 | July 29, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    They know what they’re told. I mean, you know, so… I mean,

    Really Kevin? Wow

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  42. toninho | July 29, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Holy taco!, He is pregnant!!

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  43. me | July 29, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Looks like he’s trying to follow Charles Barkley’s act.

    Oh no wait… Charles Barkley actually had a CAREER before he turned into a fat golfer!

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  44. farty mcshitface | July 30, 2009 at 4:13 am

    k-fed needs to change his name to well-fed.
    and to num 10 max planck- go fuck yourself after you are done with banging your mommy!
    smokers rule!

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  45. God | July 30, 2009 at 5:49 am

    Homo K-Fat – evolutions latest big hit

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  46. iamlemonfresh | July 30, 2009 at 8:05 am

    K-Fed is now Over-Fed.

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  47. Ke | July 30, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Wow, I’m almost 50 and my gut is nowhere close to his….. I’m feeling good. Whatever loser designed the pants really should have to be buried in them. Fries with that?

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  48. Ken | July 30, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Wow, I’m almost 50 and my gut is nowhere close to his….. I’m feeling good. Whatever loser designed the pants really should have to be buried in them. Fries with that?

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  49. mafme | July 30, 2009 at 10:12 am

    I was looking at these pictures of him and thought he looked really familiar… then it came to me: Cotton Hill.

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  50. pollypickle | July 30, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    HE’S A MIDGET!!! AN OVERFED MIDGET

    LMAO LOLOLOL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FAT UGLY MIDGET BOY!!!!

    Reply

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