Kevin Federline’s girlfriend slowly becoming ‘Mommy that doesn’t try to eat us’

January 21st, 2009 // 28 Comments

Kevin Federline’s new girlfriend Victoria Prince has been spending some quality time with Jayden James and, get the fuck out, Sean? Didn’t see that coming. TMZ reports:

K-Fed and his new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, took Sean Preston and Jayden James out for lunch at a Japanese restaurant in Fresno this weekend — where Prince played the role of interim mom.

It’s always a delicate high-wire act when getting to know your significant other’s kids. Except in this case where Victoria could sell one of them on eBay and still look like Mary Poppins. Not that that’s an invitation to light Sean on fire, but he’ll probably politely thank you for the first bit of warmth since he was in the womb. (Read: Britney tried to put a grease fire out with her belly.)

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Comments (28)

  1. Beep beep | January 21, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Splah!

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  2. mat damon | January 21, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    FIRST

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  3. Sheva | January 21, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    gud’enuff

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  4. Ouisa | January 21, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Who would date him? GROSS!

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  5. RichPort's Ghost | January 21, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    That’s the biggest ball she’ll ever tough again.

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  6. Max Planck | January 21, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Bowling and cigarettes, I didn’t know they had that much class.

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  7. Confused | January 21, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    She resembles a pretty girl. He resembles the Pillsbury dough boy. I knew he was once a dancer but he don’t have that body anymore. Is he really that interesting to talk too? This relationship is stranger than Spencer and Heidi (closet lesbian and homosexual teaming together to make it in a straight world).

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  8. Delgo | January 21, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    He gains weight in funny places.

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  9. testing | January 21, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    Why does everybody always use both names for those kids Sean Preston and Jayden James….is it a white trash thing? why dont ppl just say Sean and Jayden?

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  10. p0nk | January 21, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    @7 Some women like the money. Crazy, i know.

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  11. flabergast | January 21, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Why did they name their kid ‘Jayden James’? You know thats a Hot Ass pornstar chick right?

    oh right.. this is federline… that explains it….
    and damn he got Fat! I mean he was a douche before… but being a fat douche, isn’t that worse?

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  12. robertb59 | January 21, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    K-Fed? More like K-Fat or K-Overfed.

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  13. the big kahuna | January 21, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    WHY IS HIS BODY SO WEIRD
    IT SCARES ME

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  14. me | January 21, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Anyone posting after me sucks on K-Food’s obese penis and swallows his lazy spermatozoa

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  15. Do FreeBird | January 21, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    She’s a hot looking young babe, she likes to bowl, and there’s no doubt she’s gives killer head.

    I’d nail her

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  16. g0d | January 21, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    George W. Bush & Dick Cheney
    J-Lo & M. Antony
    FedWell and Ms. Prince

    Looks like I was right all along; douchebags and shitstains come in pairs.

    Next, the above mentioned douchebags and shitstains will start hanging out together.

    PS – #14 above is a shitstain too and they all prove that I’m not perfect after all.

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  17. satan | January 21, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    #16 you’re right

    barack obooga and his skank wife are the new shitstains dirtying up the white house

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  18. Sport | January 21, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    She looks cute, and fairly normal? I dont get it.

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  19. gerard Vandenberg | January 22, 2009 at 12:06 am

    I guess she never saw him naked.
    OTHERWISE SHE WOULDN’T BE THERE, folks!!
    I’m convinced!!

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  20. Insatiable Peter | January 22, 2009 at 1:53 am

    Damn, that was some funny shit. About time.

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  21. K-Phatterloin | January 22, 2009 at 3:04 am

    This’ll show Britney…I’ll become McPhatass.

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  22. comment | January 22, 2009 at 3:15 am

    Regarding the New K-Fed Blow Job Giver – this model should perform better and exhibit less bat shit craziness than BS but since K-Phat acquired all that new real estate in his gut, I’m wondering how she can find his penis under that great big fatty roll and how she can stand the fat guy music that plays constantly while she’s giving him head?

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  23. mamamiasweepeaches | January 22, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    I’d call her a “star fucker” but…well…you know…he doesn’t actually DO anything.

    How come his black kids never get to go anywhere???

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  24. purplemonkeydishwasher | January 24, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Were does this fool shop at, the surplus store. OMG! K-chub are those the new dickies shorts. With his big ass moomoo shirt, looking like a tree. Go Home!!!

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  25. Jamie Lynn | January 24, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    There’s no dispute or controversy about it; K-fed is the stupidest thing Britney ever did. There’s a long list of stupid stunts, but this punk-ass leech is at the top of the list.

    “How come his black kids never get to go anywhere???”

    Because their mother doesn’t pay him spousal support, enabling him to lay around and get fat. Plus, their skin color is inconsistent with his agenda.

    K-fed is a well fed, well kept, golddigging, shitstain, douchebag wigger.

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  26. DarthT | January 26, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    OK look we’ve got put a stop to this. I mean look at her. She’s hot. Blonde hair, nice tight ass, breathing. Good enough to me.

    Kevin Federline is a menace. Look at Britney before K-Fed; look at Britney after K-Fed.

    Your Honor, the prosecution rests.

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  27. ehehehe | January 31, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Exactly what #27 said.

    Reply
  28. sumvision cyclone | May 28, 2010 at 7:09 am

    It's a hot looking young baby, he loves a dish, and no doubt it sucks murderer.

    Reply

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