Kevin Federline’s girlfriend reveals the trouble with Britney

October 29th, 2007 // 85 Comments
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Kevin Federline has remained quiet about the details of his divorce with Britney Spears. But he has opened up to his girlfriend Nicole Narain. Like a caring significant other Nicole shared the details of Kevin’s personal life with News of the World – along with a few glamour shots and the name of her agent. This is kind of a long one, but what do you have to do? Work? You make me laugh. Dig in:

On Britney’s mental state:
“Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

On Britney’s drinking:
“I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’”

On what led to the divorce:
“I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You’re nothing without me’.”

On Britney’s parenting:
“During the last few months I’d started picking her up on her parenting skills. She’d leave the kids near the pool unsupervised or drive around without belting them in. She always insisted what she was doing was right. There was no getting through to her.”

On Britney’s bi-curious pass at Nicole:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way… I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was’.”

I don’t think there’s anything Britney Spears could do at this point that would faze me. She could give her children a bath in a volcano, and I’d be like, yeah, so, kids get dirty. She was probably using Sean as a rag to wash the car. Granted, Jayden is younger and gives the BMW a nice shine, the little scamp was probably stuck in the pool filter – again. Ha, kids.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. Anonymous

    TL;DR

  2. this guy is a tool and just wants Britney’s money! Read the real story.

  3. Meggie

    PHASE, not “faze”.

    Sorry, as a journalist/blogger/whatever you guys are, you should probably know that.

  4. Italian Stallion

    Lucky little bastards got vodka milk…………

  5. moobs

    Britney is a big fat LOOOOOSERRRRRR

  6. LL

    Sorry, it’s “faze” (to cause to be disturbed).

    While I’m at it, and for anyone’s future reference:

    Its – possessive “The dog chased its tail”
    It’s – contraction of “it is”

    Your – possessive
    You’re – contraction of “You are”
    Ex: “You’re out of your mind.”

  7. A

    oh god what is this a grammar lesson?

  8. ebells

    Like either Federline or Nicole Narain has ever used, or would ever use, the construction “kicked off a row.” It’s like the UK tabloids aren’t even trying. Sniff.

  9. Caligulita

    Um. Yeah…we don’t say “row” in the US. K-Fed DEFINITELY doesn’t say “kicked off a row”.

    Lame.

  10. ISN’T NICOLE, THE PHYSCO BITCH, THAT TRIED TO SUE COLIN FERELL?

    I THINK SO! THIS BITCH IS OFF OF HER ROCKERS!

    WHY WOULD ANYONE BELIEVE THIS BITCH? SHE SHOW HER TATA’S AND ASS FOR A LIVING! NO TALENT!

    THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! I KNEW K-LEECH WAS A PIECE OF SHIT! HE IS ONLY ATTRACTED TO BLACK CHICKS(NO PROBLEM THERE) BUT WHERE THE FUCK DO BRITNEY COME IN AT? SHE IS A WHITE GIRL! KEVIN, IS A BITCH FOR LETTING THAT BITCH SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN! HE IS A LOW PIECE OF SHIT!

    THIS BITCH, TRIED TO EXTORT MONEY FROM COLIN, JUST FOR SLEEPING WITH HER!

    IT IS ON YOU PEOPLE THAT YOU BELIEVE THIS BITCH, FUCK HER!

  11. MATTER OF FACT, SHE NEEDS TO SUE HER FOR OPENING HER MOUTH! THE BITCH ONLY NEED TO OPEN HER MOUTH, WHEN HEF HAS HIS WRINKLED DICK IN IT! SCUM WHORE!

  12. As much as I hate Shitney, this girl is a pethetic little bitch who should mind her own buisness. If I were Britney I would sit on her and crush her to death.

  13. Ferocious_Imbecile

    Crystal meth is a terrible drug

    :(

  14. yukadoozer

    She looks like Bob Evans here. Sausage-y.

  15. Azalie

    Isn’t Nicole Narain that playboy model who tried to release a sex tape she had with Colin Farrel? K-fed’s chosen another winner there :/

  16. antonelle

    Cmon Nicole Narain??? She tried to get money from her sex tape with Colin Farrell. She has no credibility. Maybe she just wants to get more money. She is a fuckin PORN girl (she’s not even a pornstar), she’s nobody! and she has no right to say things about Spears. That ho should shut the effff up!! I don’t like britney, but she doesn’t deserve all this shit.

  17. Rony Gather

    Kevin Federline would not use the word “row.” These quotations are fabricated.

  18. Eminem - the Real Slim Shady

    I had a cartoon I made with a great pic of Kurt Cobains head stopping at the jaw after he blew the top part of his head off with a shotgun. Britney doesn’t have a shotgun, but she does have firecrackers.

    Care to “smoke a cigar” for us, Britney? Do it when you’re drunk, yeah, atta girl!

  19. Jimmy Slade

    @27: I would laugh with a single loud “HA” then cover my mouth (in respect to the dead). Kinda like how I had to yell “TRIMSPA BABY” when that other blonde died.

  20. kat

    poor babies…

  21. Bitch rocket

    @70 I just fucking love you!

  22. ch474

    I have officially reached the point of who the fuck cares. Just kill yourself already and get it over with.

    Moving on …

  23. Handsome B

    WOW! I was having what I thought was a shitty day until I saw what B Sphears is going through! LOtsa love brit! … COCAINE PARTY!!!!!!!

  24. susan

    As if some one would believe this broad. She even left the name of her agent with the interviewer. She’s looking for free publicity. Federline is a gigalo. He had experience with his first hollywood divorce and set up Britney day one. He planned everything he did to make her look inadequate.

    Her career will never end especially if she keeps writing her own music. She didn’t on this album because it was hurried up due to someone bootlegging it before it was finished.

    People like to hate her regardless of what she does, but why believe this trash? And where was Federline when she needed him? He was out cheating and partying while she was sitting with the kids. If he cared so much for them, why did he leave them with her at all? She was good enough to sit with the kids until after the divorce when it gave him 20,000 dollars a month plus child support.

    The guy needs a drug test. Every time she has to take one, he should have to take one too. It’s only fair. He was doing the same as she was, but his friends didn’t snitch on him.

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  29. Kevins well out of that situation, Britneys a pretty girl what screwded her up is Pstychaitry Drugs, besides that she appears to have been so pissed off she reached breaking point. Sad end to a pretty good singer though, the pic of Britney at the wheel almost reminds me of a freinds russian bride he paid £2000 to arrange, she said she could drive and caashed his new car, lol:)

  30. No

    Brittany never took up for K fed on a public level, so this is what happened. I feel a little bad for this guy. Nobody was there for him. I think he became drained and tired and found cheating his only way out. What would you do if your wife/husband was in the limelight half naked and you were just the “sperm donor”. He had no opportunity as an artist to be taken seriously b/c he was labeled from the beginning as “a jerk who wanted money”. I think he just got tired of it. If you don’t tend to your mans needs first; this is what will happen. I wish them all happiness and a great productive life. Maybe Brittany and K Fed can even be “friends” one day

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