Kevin Federline was dubbed “Father of the Year” yesterday at Club Prive in Las Vegas. Kevin reportedly showed up two hours late for the honor then requested the award ceremony be private so clubgoers couldn’t see it. (Having kids is nature’s own cockblock. Google it.) Us Magazine reports:
“I’m surprised,” Federline said when asked how it felt to win the title.
Federline, 30, hit up the club with a group of male pals — including divorce attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan — just before 1 a.m. Saturday morning.
Maxim model Tami Donaldson (above) also showed up for the festivities to provide the obligatory side boob: a staple of any good Fathers Day. Which is why every year I send my dad a stripper-gram. Sure, he’s got high blood pressure, and mom threatened to shoot the next one, but it’s one day out of the year when I can say “I love you, dad” the only way I know how. Is that so wrong? Or worth pressing charges?
UPDATE: I’m out of the will, and the stripper-gram company says I owe them a red-head before five. He got my letter! *sigh*