Kevin Federline won’t sign

June 29th, 2007 // 92 Comments
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Kevin Federline is refusing to sign his divorce papers because he’s concerned about Britney Spears’ recent behavior, and wants proof Britney is able to handle joint custody of their children. A source tells People:

“Britney’s attorneys are anxious to see Kevin sign off on a divorce. But Kevin and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan are dragging their heels out of concern over reports of Britney’s post-rehab partying. [Federline] wants to make sure that the divorce document makes it simple enough for Kevin to downsize Britney’s access to her kids the next time her behavior troubles him.”

You know you’re in a bad place when Kevin Federline is concerned about your parenting skills. If you went to Britney Spears’ house you’d probably find one of the kids tucked under a table leg to keep it from wobbling.


  1. AmericansAreObeseLazyAssholes

    Y’all are thick hicks and ya’ll chicks are way too thick.

  2. gotbrains?

    51, calling someone a hick & using “y’all” while doing it is just a little contradictory.

  3. silverdollar

    what the hell?
    every american is toothless and hasn’t read a book?

    that’s quite a statement.

  4. kelz

    Raise your hand if you think Fed-Ex is putting the squeeze on Brit for more $$$$$$!
    Thought so – we’re all in agreement here.

  5. tracy

    Who gives a flying fuck about who’s American or not, i hate it when all you fuckers have to make this into a goddamn argument over countries all the time!

  6. jessica

    Son todos unos boludos importantes

  7. toni

    Hey, I don’ think there is any need for any american bashing or uk bashing ok! I’m english and can say that the majority of people do not have the same opinions as thatcher, he’s just trying to stir up trouble, so don’t rise to it. Please less insults towards the english as well!

  8. schack

    @14

    they already do you fucking moron. that’s why you work in some shit job flipping burgers and saying ‘would you like some fries to go with that?’
    anyone who calls himself Guy is probably a wannbe.

  9. schack

    @57

    you’re english? and you admit it? bend over further. i thought we got rid of cunts like you in1812.

  10. gt

    Kevin Federline may not be the best father(far from it) but those kids are far safer with him than they are with their selfish, horrible Mother. She doesn’t care about her kids, she only cares about herself. Was it Kevin who drove with the baby on his lap? Was it Kevin who almost dropped the baby? NO it was that stupid, shallow self absorbed bitch.

  11. me

    It is pathetic the way people try and put all the blame on Federline for her problems.
    She is a grown woman, she chose to take him away from his pregnant partner, she chose to marry him and she chose to have his babies.
    It’s all her own doing. Only because she is famous do people let her off the hook. She is just as much to blame for all of this as he is.
    He did not ruin her, she ruined herself because her ego is too big and she is an ugly person inside.

  12. Danklin24

    This divorce hasnt been finalized yet??? Fuck, whats taking them so long? God knows neither of them have shit going on in their lives. Oh wait, thats right, rehab and professional wresting. My bad.

  13. I just wish Federline the asshole would wear his hat straight just one time.

  14. izzy

    I’m pretty sure English men have uncircumsised dicks..sick!!!

  15. ya stupid

    Britney should just give up her kids for adoption. Even bears in the wild would make better parents. They should change their names and get saner parents. I don’t know which is worse, having kids make fun of you all your life because of your mother’s stinky vagina in the periodicals, or having kids make fun of you because your father is a pathetic loser who can’t rap.

    At least bears live in seclusion when they hibernate, they don’t party and they go naked but are covered with fur all year round. Hmmm…you be the judge – grizzly bears over Britney and Kevin. That’s tough.

  16. HR Smoke 'N' Stuff

    @ 55 – It doesn’t matter about the countries. It’s about some ignorant individuals saying inaccurate comments. Yes America has a high percentage of fat people, but not everyone is fat. It’s like saying all Brits have fucked up hick teeth, and I would not be any better.

  17. toni

    Ok, so I was just trying to stop all of the classless ignorant country bashing, as there is no need. If thats how schack wants to be then they are a horrible representation of americans who does nothing but to prove thatchers original points, not that I agree with them. Can everybody please grow up?

  18. anyone whoz offended by
    how I write..fucking zkip
    over me…I don’t give a
    fuck what U zay…U don’t
    like it, don’t look….

    Kevin needz to get thoze kidz..
    all {thebagladybrittney} wantz
    to do iz zhow the world her zhaved
    ugly puzzy and thoze ugly what zhe
    callz titz..any parent like that
    zhouldn’t have kidz, no matter who zhe
    iz…
    Brittney, there waz a guy in Datona
    yezterday that flazhed a women…

    guezz what: hez in jail right now,
    ztupidfucker, naztyfuckinazzhole..
    ZOME MOTHER U R…BITCH…

  19. BaldAsBritney

    England: Where dentists go to die

  20. HR Smoke 'N' Stuff

    Key word in this situation is lawyer. It’s K-Fed’s LAWYER who put the thought into his mind to hold off signing. K-Fed is not smooth.

  21. lalalala

    Case in point about americans

    I have been to america several times and several times i have been asked ‘oh my gaaaawd! Youre from INGLAAND? But you dont taaalk with a british aaacent?’

    1. Yes I do, you just have no idea what it sounds like.
    2. Why all of the excess vowels?
    3. Why does every american i have ever spoken to think england and britain are the same thing? They’re NOT.

    Oh, and there is nothing wrong with english teeth. Just because we have more in our lives than teeth obsessions. D’ya know who has nice teeth? Britney Spears. Nuff said.

  22. If mommydeareztzpearz haz
    good teeth #71, Y zhouldn’t
    zhe? After all, anyone with
    alot of money in our country
    haz D’Vinci ven=earz..they
    fuckin cozt $35-40,000..zo I
    would hope that they R nice…
    anyway…zhe don’t have them..
    her teeth zuck…..

    Kevin…go after thoze kidz..
    zhe’ll fall down drunk or
    drugged up on them and kill
    them….

  23. macncheez

    WoW! What’s up with all of the America hating on….The Superficial?!? Take that shit to another forum – like CNN. BTW, I love England and it’s peeps…how could I not love the country that gave me Sting and Simon LeBon *kisses*.
    As for Britney – she should have her kids taken away from her, have to pay KFed until she’s broke and then have to work a minimum wage job while her Mom sticks her foot up her ass.

  24. #73
    Where you born yesterday? This site is for hating whatever. Just for your info, we don’t like Sting, he sucks, or who the hell
    ever that other person is that you mentioned.

    K-fed should get the kids.

  25. cl

    still waiting for k-feds album to come out

  26. realme

    Don’t know who simon le bon is? How cultured.

  27. amy

    and what does being european and the nazis have got to do with it? it’s history…but it is true that europeans ( i am one btw) have a bad impression of some americans (as in arrogant, think they own the world). but not all eurpeans are pompour asses either…
    and what’s wrong with speaking other languages instead of english?

  28. amy

    *pompous

  29. K-Fed is a really ugly woman.

  30. Poor K-Fed, this divorce has transformed him into an ugly woman.

  31. DaPee

    I know I’m getting redundant, because I think I must say this EVERY DAMN TIME I see her pic, but why the hell can’t she JUST COMB HER FUGLY HAIR??? WHY??
    If I had a buck for every time I’ve seen that stupid glob of mess stuck up in a ponytail on TOP of her shiteous head, I’d be richer than she. Ok, maybe not as rich. But it’d feel like it. And yeah, Madonna…Kfed’s sideways hat is just as stupid.

    Yeah, I’m petty.

  32. noangel

    I, for one, am glad Madonna chose to become an English Jew. Welcome to it, England. How proud you must be.

    The farther away she gets from her native midwestern Catholic upbringing, the better I feel.

    You gave us Victoria Beckham. Are we even now?

    And Britney, just give up and go play in traffic. You’re not relevant nor entertaining anymore.

  33. Sauron

    She’s relatively young but i think this girl is suffering already some time from a serious burn-out.She needs to put a contract on the head of K-fed.Then maybe she’ll be inspired again and make a come-back.

  34. Britney, you should straighten up before your husband gets your kids taken away from you. It’s better to be smart when your going through a divorce, then sorry later for being such a dumb careless girl.

  35. Lowlands

    I know it’s bad because of the pollution and environmental reasons.But give K-fed a concrete foothbath and throw him from a bridge!

  36. ??????o?????

    Yea, letz remember one thing:
    Brittneydearezt broke up a family
    and now her carma came back to her
    shez like, the biggezt dumbazz in
    the world, with bad extenzionz..
    fuckin cheapazz bitch…GO KEVIN!!!

  37. She looks like some of the gay guys I know. They like to dress like this and wear their hair like that, but they seem to have better hair and clothes then her.

  38. Who knew HE’D be the responsible parent?

  39. piedlourde

    “Dear Kelli, eeeverybody hates you.”

  40. 89=lazt I checked….

    thiz waz a hating site…

    do U think I really want

    any of U to like me?

    In your dreamz_->->->azzhole>->!

  41. Chris

    I wish she would take that damn rag off her head and get her hair fixed properly. Her wigs looked cheap and those extensions are just nasty.

  42. my theory is he’s been packing on the pounds just for a reality show, this has pry been planned for months- and it’s worked. everyone will want to see him slimmed down and be all sexy again

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