Kevin Federline won’t sign

June 29th, 2007 // 92 Comments
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Kevin Federline is refusing to sign his divorce papers because he’s concerned about Britney Spears’ recent behavior, and wants proof Britney is able to handle joint custody of their children. A source tells People:

“Britney’s attorneys are anxious to see Kevin sign off on a divorce. But Kevin and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan are dragging their heels out of concern over reports of Britney’s post-rehab partying. [Federline] wants to make sure that the divorce document makes it simple enough for Kevin to downsize Britney’s access to her kids the next time her behavior troubles him.”

You know you’re in a bad place when Kevin Federline is concerned about your parenting skills. If you went to Britney Spears’ house you’d probably find one of the kids tucked under a table leg to keep it from wobbling.

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  1. Americans suck. Britney is a fat fucking obese yank like the rest of them. Why don’t Americans all go drown in the ocean? Do the world a favour.

  2. Maybe it’s because of women like Britney that America is in such a sorry state.

    The rest of the world laughs at America and its stupid citizens.

    Europe is much more civilised and grown-up than America. Over in America, they’re all toothless hicks who have never read a book.

  3. Amanda

    K-Fed…father of the year!!!
    I feel sorry for these kids man

  4. kfed 4evah

    third!
    K-fed was the shit on Raw.

  5. wiinja

    Yeah? You better thank America that you don’t speak ze German now, since you fools couldn’t stop killing each other

  6. Amanda

    hmm proud to be Canadian and no not the french kind

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    I AM A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR.

  8. theredsnapper

    i would not let this chick watch over my pet rock… let alone an infant..

  9. Chauncey Gardner

    #8,

    I wonder how many former pet rocks are already in her dino-gizzard?

  10. I’m starting to become a fan of Federline.

  11. yawns reaches for more coffee

    #1 & #2. Ya, you’re real grown up alright!

  12. Hey you stupid fuck Thatcher. I see you speak English and not German. You can thank America for that. If it was not for us your sorry ass would be wearing a brown shirt with a Nazi swastika on the sleeve

  13. Kristen

    Europeans are more civilized and grown up than Americans yet you are talking shit on a gossip webpage…really grown up and civilized way to prove your point

  14. Guy

    #5 only after the fucking japs owned your ass

  15. eaglepupil

    Citizens! I thought that picture was K-Fed! It isn’t? That is Brittany?
    BTW–Thatcher, I’m American and just read the book about that goat you fucked yesterday!

  16. miss oblivious

    Let’s just ignore this gay Thatcher guy. For all we know Thatcher is just some fat, hairy american guy sitting somewhere in the US with nothing better to do than try to get people riled up. And if you ARE really from the UK, then you should think of banding together w/ the US in this scary time of terrorism. I see they just thwarted another terrorist attack today in London. Wouldn’t it be better to join forces instead of be enemies? Who wants war and violence? Extremists. Who makes assumptions w/ eyes closed? Extremists. Who becomes terrorists? Extremists. Stop the stupid cycle of hate.

  17. Sure he’s concerned. I bet he’s using this as an excuse to hold out for more money.

  18. Kristen

    well said miss oblivious

  19. miss oblivious

    That is sooo ironic that Federline is coming out as the more mature and together parent from this union (or so it seems). All that speculation during their marriage abt how bad he was for Brit, and how he was holding her down, etc, etc. Who knows what shit he was dealing with living w/ her looney tunes ass. They should just give the kids to Angelina Jolie already & be done with it!

  20. Do_Freebird

    Has anyone clicked on “Thatcher’s” name and looked to see where the link brings you?

    Well I did, and I got to see a picture of three buck ass naked old men sucking each other off.

    Yep, he’s your typical brit. loves to suck cock and takes it up the ass.

    Gross mother fucker err make that Father sucker.

    Probably the only guy on here who when he types TCLTC, types it in admiration.

  21. FirstTimeCaller

    Thatcher: let’s assume you’re right and Americans suck, blahblahblah (because clearly you’ve met them all and can make such an assessment). Ok…, now what? This ‘fact’ was so vital you had to come to a random celebrity-pic website whose raison d’etre is “to make fun of as many people as possible” to say it? AND expect to find an audience that would A) thank you for opening their eyes or B) not respond accordingly?

  22. miss oblivious

    Yeh, I would recommend NOT clicking on Thatcher’s link. I have a feeling thats why he’s making all these strong anti-american comments. He’s just trying to get attention so that people will try to figure out who this guy is, and then end up clicking on his link. Resist the temptation!!! Resist the temptation of the tool!

  23. LOL #20. I’m chagrined to realize that I was arguing (albeit brilliantly) with a porn ad! Stupid spamers! Get TFO the fish!
    You can click on my site though. Oh yeah that feels good!

  24. wiinja

    guy-

    owned? well, i wasn’t around, but i think we ended up owning them. ask around at nagasaki.

  25. how did Justin Timberlakes inbred brother come out to be the better person in this situation?

  26. ssdd

    Kristen and Thatcher probably one and the same ole miserable big fat bitch who hasn’t been laid in YEEEEEeears. Grow up fatty. Stop taking your angry out on everyone else.

  27. damn you, bitches! K-fed has no fucking right! I think that this motherfucker wants more money! Damn, Kevin….Go find your own fucking money, you piece of dog shit! BRITNEY, IS NOT GOING TO KEEP SUPPORTING YOU, AND SHAR! NOW U SEE WHY SHE IS HALF WAY CRAZY…FUCKING WITH BITCHES LIKE YOU!
    FUCK WHAT THESE MORONS SAY ON THIS WEB-PAGE,OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVE NO LIFE…THEY WOULD JUST LOVE TO SEE SOMEONE THAT IS FAMOUS FALL DOWN…BECAUSE THEY ARE DOWN….THEY NEVER INTEND TO COME UP! LOWLIFES! I HOPE THAT BRITNEY, GETS TO KEEP HER CHILDREN! shar’s fat ass is probably master minded it…you know K-FRAUD HAS NO BALLS!

  28. lambman

    GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!!!

    Seriously, I’ve never seen pictures of him walking around drunk and half naked…he never shaved off all his hair, cried, attacked a car and went to rehab. He’s never been carried out of a club after passing out. He’s never been reported throwing up in night club bathrooms.

  29. OK, AND HE NEVER CARRIED TWO KIDS IN HIS STOMACH, EITHER! HE NEVER HAD POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION NEITHER! AND IF HE COULD WALK AROUND NAKED…I’M PRETTY SURE THAT HIS SKANK ASS WOULD! OK…SHE WAS A LITTLE TIPSY..I THINK THAT’S WHAT SHE WENT TO REHAB FOR…DINGBAT!

  30. KJ

    Dayum. She’s not even an oven stuffer anymore…

  31. nutzo

    this website totally cracks me up…fuckin hilarious writing. #29 GET A LIFE!

  32. maeby

    I dont know whats worse in this situation, Being Britney Spears, or being Kevin Federline..

    I guess you lose either way.

  33. lils

    I read “kevin federline won’t sing” and for a few seconds, I was happy…

  34. MeanGirl

    Hey WTF – just because a woman can give birth to kids doesn’t mean they are a good parent. Brit is a bad parent. And if she has post-partum depression she should get help. She’s back to drinking and partying and is cutting off contact with the only people who really care about her – her family. And good for Kevin for sticking up for his kids. I believe he’s thinking of them first!

  35. wedgeone

    K-Earl looks as though he can take directions from his attorney.

    Show that you’re the responsible and mature parent and you’ll get ALL her $$$.

    He is wiser than we gave him credit for.

  36. ts

    THE FUINNY THING IS THATCHER IS PROBABLY ENGLISH BUT HE CAN’T EVEN SPELL. ALL WESTERN EUROPEANS SHOULD BE LICKING OUR ASSHOLES BECAUSE WITHOUT US, ALL THE PUSSY ASS EUROPEANS WOULD INDEED BE SPEAKING GERMAN. PULL YOUR HEADS OUT EUROPE. FUCKING UNFREATFUL RETARDS. GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

  37. lickmybutt

    dooooode! i saw K-fed last nite!! i swear to fucking god! at a Vons gas station in San diego. no fucking lie. he was the clerk, working the register, no name tag cuz he didnt want to get recognized, and he needed help figuring out how much gas to put on the pump, if i had a twenty, bought a vitamin water and wanted to put the change in gas. hahahaha. he ended up getting it wrong and gave me 10 cents extra in gas… he even said it was on him… hahaha what a gentleman.

    LOL

  38. TS

    I REALLY CAN’T BELIEVE THATCHER CALLED US TOOTHLESS WHEN ENGLAND IS SECOND ONLY BEHIND CHINA IN THE WORLD’S WORST ORAL HYGEINE. REAL CIVILIZED WHEN YOUR BREATH IS LITERALLY LAST IN YOUR PRIORITY LIST. ON ANOTHER NOTE ISN’T THATCHER A FAT NAME? KIND OF LIKE CLAIRE IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB? AND DONT TRY TO SAY IT’S A “FAMILY NAME”. IF YOU’RE GONNA CALL ANYONE FAT CONSIDER CHANGING THAT NAME FIRST. SERIOUSLY. AND I AM PRETTY SURE THE ENGLISH ARE MORE FASCINATED WITH BRITNEY THAN ANYONE ELSE. THIS IS TOO EASY.

  39. ok….she can have a drink,or two if she wants to…that don’t make her a bad parent!
    You don’t know how she is behind closed doors! This k-fraud…wasn’t any good for her..in the first place! He sucks! This motherfucker..wants to drag her throught the fucking mud..so he can take her kids, and then be with that troll shar!

  40. Not sure about that. Has anybody actually ever seen K-Fed Yo read or write? After hearing some of his “music,” K-Fed Yo may be taking advantage of his downtime to take “English As A First Language” courses at the local community college. Chances are, he just hasn’t reached the “Writing Your Own Name” chapter of the picture book. Is a divorce document legal if it’s signed in crayon?

    If the legal system in this country truly worked, the authorities would step in and make sure those kids were raised by stronger authority figures, such as a pack of wolves or a large fern.

    http://www.reidaboutit.com

  41. ts

    Hey WTF, are you serious? A drink ot two? A little tipsy? Rehab? Really, come on now…

  42. Yourfairytale

    As much as I dislike Britney, K-Fed has NO room to talk. How would he raise the kids that would be so much better? By teaching them to be shitty rappers that treat women like shit? No good there either.

  43. hey Margaret fuckin Thatcher:
    like U can talk about anyone..
    Englizh people R zo fucked up
    the azz..they will zleep with
    anyone and look at the queenz
    zon..that fucker lookz exactly
    like a fuckin ape..all U fuckerz
    R zo ugly, white pazty zhitz
    think that your zhitz don’t ztink..
    too bad that carbomb today didn’t
    hit your azz in the fuckin face, bitch.
    Your fattazz needz to go down to
    the beach..lardazz fucker.

  44. oh yea, forgot about kevin:
    I’d much rather zee him raize
    the kidz than her…after all
    if they r going to be with
    babyzitterz all day, then Kevin
    might az well have them…

  45. Can U stop already with the fuckin z’s!
    Do you not know that it is essses that you can use! dipshit? Use them jackazz!

  46. ts

    Hey Krazihottkelli, I hate Thatcher as well, but jeez. Pump the breaks and take a deep breath…No need to go all the way down to their level. We can go half way and still get our point across to those ungreatful Euros. It’s just too easy…

  47. Ooba Gooba

    krazihotkelli,

    What the hell is wrong with you? Didn’t you graduate with the rest of the 6th grade class?

  48. anonymous geronimous

    Yeah, well, that’s why we had 4 kids. We had a couch with no legs.

  49. HR Smoke 'N' Stuff

    @ Thatcher – hey, if America and it’s citizens trouble you, then stay the fuck away from our culture. It’s that simple.

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