Kevin Federline says he has a backup plan in case his new album isn’t a hit. When asked what he’ll do if his upcoming CD fails, he told Blender magazine:
At what nasty under a freeway overpass would you find that dude stripping? Probably the kind of places where the fat bartender stirs the drinks with his finger and they re-use fries off of old plates.
Nice one Kev, you’ve got all the class of a used condom stuck to the floormat of a 74 Trans-Am.
Speaking of used condoms, I watched a homeless man pick up a cigarette butt out of a street gutter and put it in his mouth. It had been laying right next to a used condom. Like looking into the future, K-Fed.
So, now he’s gonna vampirically suck her bank account dry, *AND* strip while he does so? Wow!! I think this twat is out to redefine the words “lucky”, “genius”, and “douchebag” for the Twentieth Century.
YOU GO, K-FED!!!! SHAKE YO’ “MONEY-MAKER”!!!
They left out the best part of the article, where he says that he gets up at 7:30, works out, and spends the whole day in the studio working on his rap album. At that he sees his kids and his old lady on the weekends. Must be a killer album if he works on it all day long!!!
I can’t help but hope that he does become a stripper. A stripper for gay men. And that they pay him for sex. And that he’s the catcher, not the pitcher. So he gets what he deserves.
I can’t wait for his album.
And WHY are his pants so low???? Is that really necessary?? Has he used up so much of Brit’s money he can’t afford a freaking belt?
Oh the horror…at least if he were a stripper he would be outta the limelight.
Bahahaha! I love you Spindoc.
I hope Kev he incorporates the “helicopter” into his routine.
Are those man-boobs he’s growing?
#7 – He’d be out of the limelight, but he’d also be burning the corneas of poor, unsuspecting women all over the country.
Wait who’s preggers, him or Britney?
There is nothing sexier than pubes that start at the breastline and end mid-thigh.
Yummy, yummy Britney is so lucky!!
I don’t know what’s worse….listening to him sing or watching him strip.
He will only be stripping part-time.
I was just wondering….
Will he be making house calls for birthday and bachelorette parties?
He won’t be getting any jobs unless he gets rid of that nasty food-catcher on his upper lip…might stop him looking less rat-like…or maybe not.
Someone needs to make an anti-slightly off-center hat video just like that anti-emo haircut video. Douches that wear their hats like that are just as bad as emo haircuts, and I bet 75% of douche-hat wearers have emo haircuts right underneath.
the thought of him taking off clothes in a manner that is as sexy as he can get (which i think we are dipping into negative infinity, imaginary numbers)…i think i just threw up a little in my mouth…
Good lord, just when I thought he could not be any classier!! I don’t know if k-fed knows this but you actually have to have SOME sex appeal to be a stripper, and something about that gock (male version of gunt) and those man boobs tell me that he is quite a few cans of alphagetti away from a succesful stripping career! Might I speak for all human beings when I say EEEWWWWWW!!!!!
Thank You Hessalhoff!!! I was looking at him and wondering – – where is his “training bra”? HE NEEDS ONE!
And someone get the boy a couple of lengths of rope – one to hold up his manpri’s and one to wrap around his neck while everyone takes turns tightening it.
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