Kevin Federline was told over text message

November 8th, 2006 // 60 Comments

Kevin Federline was told about the divorce over a text message while he was shooting an episode of Exposed. Much News has footage of him getting the text message, and he apparently removed his mic and was gone for 30 minutes before returning to finish shooting the episode. Which is slightly better than the reaction I would’ve expected: repeatedly yelling “Now I have to move back into the dumpster!” while sobbing uncontrollably.

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  1. saltpeanuts

    KK, dis n’t wrkin ot. I tnk I stil lov Tlake. tanks 4da kidss. l8r. Brit

  2. sexybitch

    #35
    Everybody knows a person whose ego writes checks their talent can’t cash, but it’s more than that – he’s just SOOO untalented and SOOO in love with himself it’s just unbearable. He ain’t a man-child like your friend’s car-wreck, he’s a fetus.

  3. kristaldmix

    Surely he can’t be surprised by this. How humiliating to be owned by Britney “do you believe in time travel like omg my jaw hurts” spears. Way to go, Had-her-poon.

  4. He had ONE job….to keep her happy for 10 years until the CA community property laws kicked in. That is IT, one job, and he couldn’t even do that right.

    Next time I buy a stove or washer/dryer I fully expect him to be one of the delivery men.

    http://www.steamingpileofspin.blogspot.com

  5. MargeAggedon

    I laughed so hard I started to weep.
    I think the only thing that would have made this more enjoyable is if bratteny had sent a half dozen repo-men to take k-mart’s jewelry and credit cards away from him right after he got the message in the restaurant.
    Hell make him hitchhike home…. or whatever box he’ll be living under from now on.

  6. MandyAnne

    #42, brit had c sections with her kids, so if she’s loose it’s not from giving birth…..

  7. MadSeason

    Fedzy r valley girl.

    In two minutes and thirteen seconds, “you know,” was used ten times and, “like,” was improperly used six. Fedzy didn’t even talk the entire clip. I can safely say that if I ever converse with him in the near future, willingly, I would most likely kick him in the balls and scream, “No, I do not ‘effing know, you douche!” And then probably set him on fire for good measure.

  8. Right after they got married, Hollywood Life ran an spread of “Most Likely” and guess who got the title of “Most Likely to End Up on the Surreal Life?” I’m just surprised it took this long. It’s so perfectly rich white-trash to break up over text message.

    I work at an evil-chain music store in the mall, and, half-joking, I asked my co-worker, “Do we have Kevin Federline’s CD?” (I can’t bring myself to call it an album) and was horrified to learn that yes, we do, and it’s actually in the rap section. But that’s only because the C fell off, and management’s too cheap to replace it.

    “Me and Kevin are gonna be to-geth-her for-ev-her!”

  9. FORMULA_KILLS

    EVERYONE SHUT UP!!

    DO U KNOW BRIT WILL GET CUSTODY!!

    U KNOW WHY??

    CUZ SHE IS STILL BREASTFEEDING BOTH OF THEM!!

    YES,!! BREASTFEEDING CAN ONLY BE DONE
    BY THE MOTHER SO SHE WILL DEFINETLY GET BOTH KIDS!!

    IM SO HAPPY SHES BREASTFEEDING THEM, IT SO GOOD FOR EM!!

    ALL U LAZY MOMS!! TAKE NOTES!!

    BREAST IS BEST!!

    THANK U VERY MUCH!!

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