Kevin Federline wants to reveal secrets

December 13th, 2006 // 80 Comments

Kevin Federline is trying to write a book that would reveal “shocking details” about Britney Spears, including her “wild drinking, alleged drug use, her sexual attraction towards other women – as well as her supposed belief in time-travel.” A source says:

“Kevin is either hoping a publisher will pay him big money for the book or that Britney will cough up more cash than what’s in their prenup [an estimated $360,000 in spousal support plus $7 million from the sale of their Malibu, Calif., home] to keep him from spilling the beans.”

Federline wants sole custody of their two children as well as a settlement of at least $20 million, reports Star, and is alleging that he can “prove that Britney is an unfit mother” by revealing her partying ways both while she was pregnant and when their babies were born.

As part of his evidence against Spears, Federline is reportedly prepared to use a video he shot – which has appeared on YouTube – in which Spears babbles incoherently.

“Kevin says he filmed it just a week before Brit filed for divorce,” a source told the Star. “He told me, ‘I want the world to see that Britney is an unfit parent and that she’s not in her right mind.’”

The book would basically be a huge compilation of things everybody already knows. Although I would like to see Kevin Federline attempt it. It’d end up as 200 blank pages and on the first page written in crayon would be: “I spel gude.”

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  1. dudette vs. dudes

    Um, I didn’t see “Chaos”, but it’s this the same video from that show??

  2. dudette vs. dudes

    Also, I feel really bad for those 2 kids. They lose BIG TIME no matter which fuck up gets them! I usually don’t put any faith the the foster care system, but in this case I’ll make an exception…

  3. Tyler Durden

    “life: like things…and things going on”

    brilliant

    “HUH?”

  4. Tyler Durden

    and why no nipple shots of brit yet? Extra has them

  5. Le Sigh

    That video just never, ever stops being friggin funny. Please oh please do the world a favor and donate your Uterus to science before you decide to reproduce again. Seriously.

  6. dudette vs. dudes

    How is it possible that K-FUCK is this stooopid? Especially if he has a LAWYER and PR people advising him, assuming that he pays them with REAL money??
    (He tried paying with monopoly money ONCE, but they caught him the SECOND time.) Obviously they aren’t the highest paid, respected, or smartest people if they’re employed by K-FUCKER anyway, but aren’t they paying attention to this supremely retarded shit? Holy crap, I live in Kansas, with no cable, no car, barely an education and 2 cats in a townhouse and even I KNOW that that video is OLD AS HELL!! So how is it possible that anyone with an IQ over a Cheeto that can tie their shoes, thinks that saying this video was filmed a WEEK before the divorce was filed would fly?? Shit I’d be a better PR person for this dumb shit.

  7. Tracy

    I have already seen Britney’s vagina… three times! How many more secrets do I really need to know?

  8. mrs.t

    I just watched this video for the second time. Hasn’t it been around for a long while? Seems like the first time I watched it was lasy year….anyway, what surprised me both then and now is how amazingly smart Kevin sounds when compared to Britney. You can almost hear him gritting his teeth and saying to himself, “Dude, just hold it together for a little longer-no babies with this dumbass means no $$$$”.

  9. mrs.t

    I just watched this video for the second time. Hasn’t it been around for a long while? Seems like the first time I watched it was lasy year….anyway, what surprised me both then and now is how amazingly smart Kevin sounds when compared to Britney. You can almost hear him gritting his teeth and saying to himself, “Dude, just hold it together for a little longer-no babies with this dumbass means no $$$$”.

  10. mrs.t

    sorry for double post. I managed to misspell ‘last’ in both.

  11. suzy

    #43, I emailed the site with this information as well..

    and who cares about credit.. jeez

  12. Equalparts

    You know, after seeing this, i think K-Fed deserves a few mil just for having to have the experience in his life of filming this twit’s moronic idocy. Holy shit. He actually sounds like a nice, regular, decent guy here in love with a girl. Forget that it was for her fame and fortune, but he really did love her methinks, you can hear it in his voice.

  13. kbankard

    that was 3 minutes of my life wasted watching that video that i will never get back. what was up with her arm spazams and chewing with her mouth open? i am disgusted.

  14. chicagogirl

    IM NOT A BRAIN SURGEON BUT WHO THE FUCK THINKS TIME TRAVEL IS REAL..AND AT HER GOLDEN AGE! SHE IS EITHER REAL FUCKEN STUPID OR JUST REAL FUCKEN STUPID!

  15. Taquitow

    You know you’ve hit rock bottom when Fed-Ex seems SMART compared to you…
    Huh?? Huh??

  16. BuckTheInfernal

    Mr. Kevin Federline,

    I certainly don’t disagree that she is a disgusting, mentally lacking, walking hootch that is pretty much unfit to be a mother (although there are countless other unknown walking-hootch moms out there).

    But I would like to remind you that YOU MARRIED HER!!! I know you be a playa but all this “Britney is a redneck and I’ll prove it” also looks bad on you too.

  17. interracial_manatee

    OK I HAVE TO SAY THIS, BRIT BRIT WAS F!CKIN WACK WACKED OUT OF HER MIND. AND K-FED NEW WHAT THE HELL HE WAS DOING WHEN HE RECORDED HER. AND I DONT THINK HE IS A BUBBLING IDIOT LIKE WE ALL THINK HE IS.KINDA LIKE JESSSICA SIMPSON… SERIOUSLY SHE BETTER HOPE THAT SAD LITTLE WHITE WOMEN THAT COMES TO BRIT BRITS DOOR FROM CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES DOSENT “MAGICALLY” GET THAT TAPE IN HER HANDS. BYE BYE TO HER BOO BOO?S

  18. it won’t be a book, because he can barely read.

  19. dandelionrain

    That was so totally filmed a few years ago. I didn’t read all of the other comments, but I’m sure I’m not the only one to know this. Anyways…what is so bad about smoking weed?..if your not preggers that is?

  20. ExentrcHokie

    yeah i saw this a long time ago too… it was on there lame attempt of a reality show way back.

  21. zeke123

    “Ya’ll come back to the future honey!”

  22. Ellie

    Jesus! She puts people from Arkansas to shame.

    And who the hell flips shit over Spawn?

  23. FecalPellets

    Spawn come out nearly 10 years ago. Ah, fuck it–too many discrepancies here to name.

    Kev is brilliance personified.

  24. ImmaAssClown

    Like the rest of you, I too have seen this video several times now, and each time I see it never fails to blow me away that HE comes off like the voice of reason in that relationship.
    In fact, anytime they were interviewed together he seemed to be the only one with any sense.
    And we all know that ain’t say a whole lot.

    God lets THESE people reproduce? Ya know the Big Guy must have a sense of humor.

  25. Kev'sBiatch

    This video is so OLD!

  26. CantLookBackWontLookBack

    #76! Whew hewwwww! I’m 76!

    I can’t believe so many of you took the time and energy to write SO MUCH on such a tarded topic.

    Look, there are couples out there very day who would be terrific parents and after 4 $20k each IVF treatments are forced to adopt. And these two meatheads are reproducing AT WILL!

    K-Fed needs a good ol’ fashioned Luziana style ass whippin. And so does Shitney.

  27. CantLookBackWontLookBack

    By the way, #67, you scare me. Your post is frightening.

  28. Truthseeker013

    Secrets? Such as the fact that Mommy and Daddy were also brother ansd sister? Pal, we puzzled that out a *loooooong* time ago…

  29. lol, none of that is shocking

  30. IWONKY

    Brit may love pussy, but I don’t think pussy loves her.

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