Kevin Federline wants money and the kids

November 9th, 2006 // 135 Comments
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Kevin Federline counter-filed court papers yesterday seeking sole custody of their two children as well as – wait for it – spousal support. He says the couple’s community assets are “uncertain” even though Britney Spears said in her divorce papers there were none to speak of because they signed a prenup.

“Kevin is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children and will not be intimidated or dissuaded from pursuit of those goals,” said Michael Sands, spokesman for Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

If this thing goes to court the judge is gonna take a long hard look at Kevin and Britney and just hand custody over to a pair of raccoons he saw at the park. And sure they might have rabies, but that just means they’re only slightly more qualified than either of these two.

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  1. jrzmommy

    RichPort has crystal balls, PrettyBaby and i just have brass ones!

  2. Troller

    Can you picture Fed-Ex’s laywer making this point:

    It was Brit who drove with SPF the wrong way in the babyseat , it was Brit who nearly dropped SPF in NY with a drink in her hand – - -NOT KEVIN.

    Maybe because his portion of the parenting apparently lasts only until conception….. but whatever.

    I hate lawyers, FedEx and Britney

  3. jrzmommy

    just take the pre-nup and don’t piss her off any more, Blonkey Boy.

  4. RichPort

    Jrz – My balls are actually CZs… but I keep ‘em clean…

  5. sexybitch

    #104
    Oh, look, something sparkly! Shit, I must be blonde…

  6. PrettyBaby

    #95 Can you comment on your own posting?! Anyway, I am sure I will be made to pay for #5. Shortly you will be seeing a post from me that says “Fuck the cunts on the Superficial!! I suck K-Fed’s cock every night and taste his yummy cum!! Richport, BigJim, The Brain,the Stallion and gatorbates have small cocks and mini balls! My mother is a crack whore and my dad screws me every night”

    And so on…..

  7. PrettyBaby

    #98 & #99 Monday Morning’s Posts!

  8. sexybitch

    #105
    You mean Jessica Simpson will be posting?

  9. sexybitch

    I mean #106. Duh.

  10. RichPort

    #105 – Everything will have to be lower case, the punctuation will. have, to be ra!ndom, and I’ll have to be able to smell you from here for that to come true…

  11. sexybitch

    #110
    Oh, than!kGod i thort i waS after #108i’m so releeved…*sniffsniff* what’s burning?

  12. PrettyBaby

    sexybitch- I demand to know the true color of your hair…….

    You hot wench

  13. sexybitch

    #112
    Strawberry blonde, you equally sexy hottie. The red just enables me to write good. I mean well. Damn! Fuckin’ highlights!

  14. Tits_McGhee

    I can just see it now if K-Fuck gets those babies. He will probably put some do rags on ‘em and gold chains around their neck with little baby FUBU outfits on, and make them become back up dancers at his “concerts” as he calls them. He’ll also change their names to Ke-shaun and Darne’le Federline.

  15. bboy4life

    Gay-fed… i hope you read this. YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE FOR MAN-KIND AND THE MAN-HOOD. You are asking for spousal support??? what a fucken loser. Be a fucken MAN!!! For all you that feel sorry for his ass should not after this unmanly request! K-fed you should be so fucken embarrased! You claim to be hard… you claim to be hip hop… you claim to be a baller… wake up bitch! a true man works for his. you got a free ride for a while… move on loser!!! you have no BALLS!!!

  16. when asking for full custody it helps to be able to show the judge at least ONE of two things.

    1. That during the marraige you were the primary caretaker of the children…..well thats not going to work for Kevin.

    2. If you weren’t the primary caretaker that you can support the children……Ouch, strike two Kevin.

    If her lawyers are smart they will of course call in Shar Jackson to testify about the amount of time he spends with her children.

  17. Missallanpoe

    Let all hope that’s lemonade and not vodka =). I think we should auction off the kids on ebay..everything else is on there.

  18. sexybitch

    I’m tired of this bullshit site. I feel like I’m chatting with little bastards with shit still in their diapers. If any of you had the least amount of brain cells needed to function as a human, I’d be entertained. But I’m not.

    I bet not one idiot on this blog graduated from preschool. What a bunch of pathetic fucktards you are.

    I pitty every single one of your asses.

  19. Missallanpoe

    sexybitch is on her period?

  20. iheartgossip

    Who is paying for Fed-Ex’s divorce lawyer?

    Is Britney actually paying for someone else to fight to have her own kids taken away from her? *lol*

    Sigh.

    I’m still Team Britney, though.

  21. TorontoMapleLeafs

    god that baby is one of the mostugliest babies ive seen. and thats pretty bad since i find every baby ugly.

  22. PhunkRock

    Kick his ass Britney!!!

  23. sexybitch

    #119
    Now, now, people, who do we know that spells “pitty” with two T’s? May I refer you to post #69?
    #106 PrettyBaby, you ARE psychic! You just predicted the wrong target, is all. Other than that, you’re spooky. Yow.

  24. sexybitch

    I need a dictionary. Whoops! I spelled pity with TWO T’s! What a dipshit I must be! I really think I should lay off that Hennesey for a bit.

    Nevermind 69, I really MUST be on my period. Let me check the soggy pad I wear everyday, this may take a minute….or two.

    Damn, where is everyone? Am I talking to myself? You fucktards!!!!! Get back here!!!!

    I’m lonely. I’m a sexybitch.

  25. sexybitch

    This isn’t me!

  26. sexybitch

    Okay it is!

    Damn, I’m bored.

  27. LaLa Ballsac

    NOOOOOOOOOOO K-Fag will just trade the kids for a 40 and a bag of weed!

  28. sexybitch

    Fuck you LaLa! K-Fed is a sexy stud. I want to marry that wannabe rapper and have his babies!

    They’d be damn ugly, but atleast they’ll be mine. Maybe I could sell them to the tabloids. Make some fast cash and get out of this here trailerpark. Yee Haw!

  29. heisthejuan

    Someone probably said it, but it looks like Sean Preston takes after Brit. Fat ass.

  30. nash

    The real legal fight is not about the kids or Brit’s money. Brit’s attorneys are paid millions to make sure K-Fed is granted sole custody of Popozao’s rights!

    After all, that’s the baby he’s the most proud of…

  31. sexybitch

    #130 He disowned that one, too!

  32. Dee

    I hope no one feels sorry for this asshole (meaning Britney) Who the fuck told her to marry him in the first place?? And what he’s doing is a typical ploy to get some extra $$, though he’ll probably get paid to do a bunch of tell all interviews about her.

  33. arden

    LOL . . . good luck to him.

  34. Russell_Reyes

    sean is one scary motherSHUTYOMOUTH!

  35. well, i guess he can try, but i’m not sure that they’ll think of a trailer park as a healthy environment for kids

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