Kevin Federline wants his own reality show

July 21st, 2009 // 26 Comments

Because KFC doesn’t grow on trees, Kevin Federline wants to pitch a new reality show featuring his girlfriend VIctoria Prince and his sons Sean and Jayden according to E! News:

“Victoria is a big part of the series,” says the source. “They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in his place in Encino.”
Lucky for Victoria, Britney seems to have given the “step-in mommy” her seal of approval. “Victoria and Britney first met before Britney’s tour at Kevin’s home,” says our source. “They had a meeting face-to-face, when Victoria was home alone with the kids. It was awkward, but Britney was nice.”
When she isn’t helping out with the kids, our source says that K-Fed’s girlfriend, a former AVP volleyball player, is taking online graduate classes in communication. “Victoria actually quit her entry-level job at Fox Sports in L.A. after meeting Kevin,” says the source. “She’s considering returning to volleyball, but isn’t sure.”

I have to admit the premise sounds interesting. Mostly to see what habits the kids picked up from their mother.

VICTORIA: Kevin, why is Jayden using the washing machine like a giant cereal bowl?
KEVIN: Dammit all, Britney. — Ooh, Count Chocula. Nom nom nom nom.

*RING RING*

VICTORIA: Who could that be? *picks up phone*
BRITNEY: DID Y’ALL JUST POUR SOME COUNT CHOCULA?!
VICTORIA: How did you-
BRITNEY: I’ll be right over.

(I’m in.)

Photos: Flynet
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  1. havoc

    Oh yeah….she’s a three holer…..

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  2. DJ Mike

    FIRST

  3. We do NOT need another celebrity weight loss show.

  4. The Jerk

    Popozao to teh resuce!!11@one

  5. gizmoduck

    OH GOOD

  6. Wow!

    Dee Dee Dee!

  7. NoMoreDouches

    We do need another show wherein useless adults whore out their kids for sleazy profits.
    Make sure to put some$$$$$ aside for the inevitable therapy and rehab tours for them.

  8. DP Trainer

    Yeah, isn’t Biggest Loser already a reality show?

  9. Max Planck

    Bowling…why am I not surprised?

  10. Aschleigh

    It’s got to be surreal, you meet your husband/ children’s father when his wife is pregnant with his last kid with her. Then like 3 years later you meet his girlfriend while he’s babysitting your kids for $30,000 a month. What Brittney’s been through, it’s amazing.
    So glad I got with it to not date loser anymore.

  11. IDontCare

    Jesus slow news day? Who gives a flying fuck?

  12. Kelley

    A reality show featuring K-Fat ? Hilarious !!! Imagine $30,000 per month, Jesus. I can’t imagine … and being famous for what, exactly ?

  13. Cam

    How pathetic K-fat and his stupid bi#ch. Why can’t these two get a job instead of siphoning money from Britney and two little kids.

  14. Tom K

    If there is one thing I wish Britney didn’t do was marry this dirty white trash wigger! Now we all have to be subjected to his faggotry!!!!!!!

    Stop milking of your crazy ex-wifes fame you white trash!!!

  15. Tom K

    If there is one thing I wish Britney didn’t do was marry this dirty white trash wigger! Now we all have to be subjected to his faggotry!!!!!!!

    Stop milking of your crazy ex-wifes fame you white trash!!!

  16. gil

    So just because he failed at one reality (scripted) show he thinks he can make another? FAIL

  17. ph7

    Hey, i like his girlfriend and her luscious cans.

  18. Roc

    So true, he is dirty white nasty trash. K-Fatass is no better than Dinah Lohan pimping her kids.

  19. tony homo

    Toss the fatso in the dumpster. I would be willing to watch his girlfriend do a porn flick though

  20. Superbiggerevil

    He looks like a fucking manatee!

  21. datroof

    I don’t see a reality show in this kFED’s future. You know what I see in his future?

    Pancakes. Stacks of pancakes. Loaded with butter and syrup.

  22. Galtacticus

    The guy needs money.So he started out his own project.

  23. Darth

    What happened to his kid’s clothing line?

  24. san

    IT’S NOT ABOUT HIM OR HER – IT’S ABOUT THE KIDS. HE’S PROFITING OFF HIS KIDS. NOTHING HE DOES IN IT WILL BE REAL. WE ALL KNOW HE DOES NOTHING. HE’S THE ONLY ONE I CAN THINK OF THAT GETS MONEY FOR BABYSITTING HIS OWN KIDS AND HAS 2 NANNIES BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LIKE TO PICK THEM UP – TALK ABOUT LAZY. HE WAS MADE UP TO LOOK LIKE A GOOD FATHER BY HIS ATTORNEYS. THEY WANTED MONEY TOO. I WON’T WATCH AND I HOPE BRITNEY PUTS A STOP TO IT. THIS WON’T BE GOOD FOR THE KIDS AT THEIR AGE TO HAVE CAMERAS IN THEIR FACE EVEN IN THEIR HOME. IT’S A DISGUSTING WAY TO USE YOUR KIDS. WE ALL KNEW HE’D TRY TO PROFIT FROM THOSE KIDS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. BRITNEY IS GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT A LOT OF THIS SHIT AND I HOPE SHE’S STRONG ENOUGH TO KEEP PUTTING UP WITH IT. I HOPE SHE GETS THE KIDS BACK AND HE CAN COME AND GET THEM WHEN HE WANTS TO SEE THEM. THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE. THOSE KIDS CAME FROM HER BELLY AND CHILDBIRTH IS A BITCH. SHE DESERVES THEM. HE’S THE ONE THAT MADE HER GO OVER THE EDGE WITH ALL HIS WOMANIZING. I HOPE CHILD WELFARE GETS INVOLVED IN THIS. THIS IS DEPLORABLE! IN HIS SHOW, I HOPE THEY MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THE ASS HE IS AND THAT GIRLFRIEND MUST BE THE SAME WAY HE IS. THEY ARE ALL LIVING OFF BRITNEY’S MONEY – NO CONSCIENCE AT ALL – CAN’T HIS GIRLFRIEND SEE THROUGH HIM. I WONDER HOW LONG SHE’D STICK AROUND IF HE DIDN’T HAVE STEADY MONEY COMING IN ….

  25. K-Fed is a very nice, real person. Vicky, rocks! Hope to see all again, real soon. Best of the best with the shoots.

  26. If there is one thing I wanted this Dirty white trash wigger Britney did not marry! Now we all faggotry !!!!!!! To restrain

    Stop your crazy ex wife’s fame milking you white trash!

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