Kevin Federline is actually capable of working. He landed a role on the CW’s One Tree Hill. According to TMZ:
Our source said that while Fed-Ex was extremely excited to star on the show, he would only agree to filming if his shooting schedule coincided with his custody arrangements. We’re told that he made it quite clear that if shooting interfered with seeing his kids, he would not be available.
Don’t you think that’s laying it on a little thick? The shooting schedule could require his kids to be locked in a cage with a python for 24 hours and it would still be an improvement on their current situation. At this stage in the game, Kevin could take his kids with him on weekend trips to Vegas, pump them full of Cuban cigars and use them as poker chips. People will look at him with tears in their eyes and say, “Bless you, Kevin Federline, you delivered these children from the depths of crazy. Now put Jayden on black.”