Kevin Federline tells on Britney Spears


Kevin Federline reportedly called child protective services on Britney Spears claiming she didn’t have the required safety barriers around her pool, and apparently that’s why Britney has been living in a Four Seasons Hotel with her manny and two sons. Although this seems less like he cares about the kids and more like he wants to make Britney Spears look like an even worse mother. Which actually isn’t very hard. You don’t need to call child protective services, just wave a bag of Cheetos in front of her face. She’ll trample both her kids trying to get to them, while oinking, “Gimme gimme gimme!”