Kevin Federline still incredibly fat

February 7th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince were spotted in Vegas leaving the tables at the Venetian. God, I don’t think I could ever get sick of looking at fat Kevin Federline. He looks like a cartoon character. And I don’t know what it is, but it always looks like his shirt is on backwards. Or, like, his body is backwards. When I look at him from the neck down I’m not even sure I’m looking at human anatomy anymore.

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Comments (82)

  1. Delgo | February 7, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Man-Thing

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  2. Large and in Charge | February 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Aww, he even has cankles.

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  3. Alice | February 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Let me fix that title for you: Kevin Federline still incredibly talentless and fat – less time playing games such as Raiden (http://www.playraiden.com) and more time on the exercise bike I think Kev!

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  4. hidie | February 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Who cares he’s looking after his kids and thats what matters

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  5. Lisa | February 7, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Well, that’s what happens when all you do is sit at home and live off your ex wife’s $$$.

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  6. Dumb(o) | February 7, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    hidie, if you dont care you’re on the wrong site.

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  7. sabrina | February 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    So basically
    Instead of taking alimony
    He just took all the food in Brit’s fridge?
    and then ate her unpublicized triplets?

    mmmm what a sexshay sexshay man

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  8. Sauron | February 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Incredible,K-fed’ whole style is gone.It’s blown up lol.

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  9. Goddess mimi | February 7, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    He looks pretty fine to me, fat or not!

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  10. todders | February 7, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Yeah, fat off of his huge monthly CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS…

    check out this hilarious video about Larry Flint’s PORNO BAILOUT:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

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  11. mamamiasweetpeaches | February 7, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    Basic Black. So Slimming!

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  12. authorego | February 7, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Why do him and the guy behing have matching yellow feathers? Is that a new Weightwatchers thing?

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  13. . | February 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    #9: You would think that.

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  14. sarahsampson | February 7, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    @ 10 – lol sweet vid dude!

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  15. Pedro de Pacas | February 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Eating steak and prime rib every night on the ex’s dime will do that to you.

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  16. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time | February 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    This dork even worth of mention on this or any site?

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  17. Matt | February 7, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    You think with all that money he would be able to buy a sense of style too…his shoes dont match anything on his outfit and what the fuck is up with those socks? Not to mention that one half-way pulled down sleeve from his undershirt. What a fuckin dork.

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  18. 10pound | February 7, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    He looks like a shit I took this morning.

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  19. celebritiesarefunny | February 7, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    haha he’s like that retarded guy from it’s always sunny! “Your shirts on backwards”, “Oh snap!”

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  20. TipTip | February 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    who gives a fuck. He’s a dude.

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  21. TipTip | February 7, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    and celebritiesarefunny, they proved he wasn’t retarded in that episode when he burned sweet dee. KFed is a true american hero.

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  22. Scotty | February 7, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Dude’s got George Bush’s walk and Billy Mays’s face. He’s like 3 douchebags rolled into one.

    Oughta be a mascot for biscuits.

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  23. Fati | February 7, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    I hate it when attractive people ger fat. I remember when they shaved off his idiotic beard and put him in a suit for some ad campaign a few years back. He was SO handsome. And now…MOOOOOOOOOO! That’s very unfortunate.

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  24. foghat | February 7, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    k-overfed

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  25. mai-tai | February 7, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    He’s preparing to become a linebacker. Great. Now he plans on exploiting the NFL.

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  26. K-Fat is a disgusting, kept manboi | February 7, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    He’s a nasty, filthy, disgusting piece of shit who lives off the child support money from Britney. What a punk-ass bitch he is.

    Fat K-fed should hook up with fat Ki Kardashian the nasty skank. Between them they weigh about 500 pounds.

    K-Fat seems to be well fed with Britney money. Nasty fat pig.

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  27. emperor has no clothes | February 7, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Don’t insult linebackers! Linebackers must stay in shape and work out! K-Fat never works out! He’s a lazy, good-for-nothing who is taken care of by a woman!

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  28. Vince Lombardi | February 7, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Anyone notice she wears the same boots as Brit?

    By the way, K-Overfed is OUTSTANDING! Wish I thought of it.

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  29. mamamiasweetpeaches | February 7, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Maybehe can marry Jessica Simpson and they can live off the fat of the land!

    #12. I keep looking at that “feather thing” too. At first I thought he had a chunk of hair dyed day glo yellow. then I thought it might be a glare off his sunglasses. Now I dont know what the Hell it is! Funny as Hell though! Cant believe we’re the only two here to notice it.

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  30. EuroNeckPain | February 7, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Gasp, I hate this style. It is bad enough to be obese, but it makes it much worse when one wears those ridiculous long shorts with a HUGE tee-shirt, it makes the man look like a giant walking belly with tiny legs. 10cm of legs and awful sports shoes for a sloppy guy who does not do sports. He should add a beseball cap to complete the outfit. But the sunglasses on top of the head like an italian bitch, that sucks almost as much as a baseball cap.
    (Big farting sound).

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  31. Vince Lombardi | February 7, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    @12 & 29 – Not a feather – it’s a photographic blur of a yellow reflection on his sunglasses (either some nearby neon or the color scheme of the casino, from the looks of it). Blow up the first photo and look at the slot machines in the background behind the Black guy. They are blurred as well.

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  32. Alberto Lupe Montoya | February 7, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Wow, we’re looking at the white Suge Knight in those pics

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  33. 11pound | February 7, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Is that chick latching on to mooch off Britney’s money too?

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  34. mamamiasweetpeaches | February 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaaha! What about the black guy? Thats not a feather in his hat?? hahahahahahahah! Im so easly amused by these photos. Im like a squirel wih a piece of tin foil.Oooooh! Shiney shiney!

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  35. DON COLONIC | February 7, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Fuckin’ itz dat brazilian ass shaker. PO PO ZAO !

    http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/

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  36. devilsrain | February 7, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    4. hidie

    ” Who cares he’s looking after his kids and thats what matters”

    Yea Hes doing a great Job hidie, looking after his kids where???? At the blackjack tables??? moron

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  37. Carolyn | February 7, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Why the hell does he always wear those dumb ass shoes that are open at the top? Was that a style I missed years ago? What does he do all day besides smoke cigarettes? I guess that can eat up the hours.

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  38. Carolyn | February 7, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Why the hell does he always wear those dumb ass shoes that are open at the top? Was that a style I missed years ago? What does he do all day besides smoke cigarettes? I guess that can eat up the hours.

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  39. Fernando Narcos | February 7, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    I’ve always had teh feeling this blog is written by a 5’5″ tall,310 lb.,middleaged man in his mom’s sewing room…

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  40. Dan Montana | February 7, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    who’s the bitch?

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  41. Dan Montana | February 7, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    who’s the bitch?

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  42. justifiable | February 7, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Nothing looks more stooopid than a fat man wearing cutoff saggy pants. Yeah, tiny kiddy legs under a big blimp torso, that’s sooo hot. Oh, the humanity.

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  43. chamillionairy | February 7, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    @ 32 duz that mean hes gonna hang himself over the balcony?

    @10 hahaha

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  44. Lisa | February 7, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Of course like most lazy fat rich men, he still expects his woman to be slim and sexy for him. I hate society!

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  45. JLS | February 7, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Fat, disgusting, roly-poly, foul smelling, out of shape sleazy punk.

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  46. ! | February 7, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    44 agreed.

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  47. Danklin24 | February 7, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    How/why does this jackhole still have an entourage of angry black men?

    Oh wait…

    Britney $$$.

    Ah.

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  48. Smatt584 | February 7, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    K-Fed?, More like K-Overfed!! Ooh, SNAP!

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  49. Piglet | February 7, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    Boy, Brittney must be laughing her head off, and thanking God that she dumped him before he became an obese, fat slob.

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  50. gerard Vandenberg | February 7, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    His girl saw him naked?
    She is still there?
    ……………………………………….SHE MUST BE AN AMERICAN!!
    (they’re are used to these fat pieces of shit, folks)

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