Kevin Federline starts his own search engine

March 20th, 2007 // 76 Comments
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Just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any classier.

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Comments (76)

  1. JuniorLeaguer | March 20, 2007 at 8:27 am

    first?

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  2. TashaVin` | March 20, 2007 at 8:27 am

    So hilarious

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  3. jager2ways | March 20, 2007 at 8:28 am

    He must be a great poker player with all those chips stacked. And by all, i mean four. Four chips. He has four measly chips. Not counting, of course, the one on his shoulder.

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  4. Nsomniac | March 20, 2007 at 8:34 am

    I wonder if his search engine could help him find some talent, class, or even help him determine that his heritage is of the caucasian persuasion.

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  5. blpressure | March 20, 2007 at 8:35 am

    What a nob jockey!

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  6. Nsomniac | March 20, 2007 at 8:35 am

    I wonder if his search engine could help him find some talent, class, or even determine that his heritage is of the caucasian persuasion.

    FOURTH!

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  7. Nsomniac | March 20, 2007 at 8:37 am

    WTF? I didn’t approve that first one. Maybe I can do a second take on reality like Paris.

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  8. Dean | March 20, 2007 at 8:37 am

    Seriously? So, instead of “Google it”, are we going to hear people say “K-Fed it”?

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  9. dtoadie | March 20, 2007 at 8:39 am

    Top 5 searches:

    1) Douche bag
    2) Redneck Jokes
    3) Britney pics nude
    4) Gay-FED
    5) Donkey balls

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  10. whitegold | March 20, 2007 at 8:40 am

    So very confused…this is the absolute strangest thing ever, and simply begs the question “Why”? What on earth makes this fool think he needs to have his own search engine? On the plus side, I did just use his search engine to find The Superficial, and it actually did give me the correct link. I’ve got my fingers crossed that I’m gonna win that K-Fed b-day party sweepstakes. How awesome would that be, the opportunity to attend K-Feds b-day party. I can’t wait until me, K-Fed, and his other friend get to tear things up in the McDonald’s party room. It’s gonna be off the hook!!!

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  11. jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 8:40 am

    Ok, I’ll admit it – he looks pretty hot here.

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  12. whitegold | March 20, 2007 at 8:42 am

    #8 – no, I think the term for the k-fed searches would be “dump it”, or “trash it”.

    #11 – crazy? or just drunk at the moment?

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  13. dumbphuck | March 20, 2007 at 8:44 am

    who the fuck is this guy?

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  14. sid | March 20, 2007 at 8:44 am

    sigh…apparently the new Fishdoode needs our help to write a real blurb for this post. Any takers?

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  15. PrettyBaby | March 20, 2007 at 8:46 am

    He’s cleaned his act up, he’s taking care of the kids, let’s give Earl a little credit here. And yes, he’s got a smoldering-sexy look going on now…he can bust a nut on my face any day.

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  16. pookiedoo | March 20, 2007 at 8:47 am

    #13, this is the “man” who is hell-bent on impregnating the entire female population with his evil demon spawn. The search engine is just a cover, it’s really a screening site for potential baby mommas.

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  17. pookiedoo | March 20, 2007 at 8:48 am

    Careful, Pretty, rumor has it that sperm can impregnate you if it touches any part of your body.

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  18. pookiedoo | March 20, 2007 at 8:49 am

    “His sperm” that is; is it wrong to be hungover at work on a Tuesday morning?

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  19. mrs.t | March 20, 2007 at 8:51 am

    I’d let him search my panties. Very thoroughly.

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  20. Lobo | March 20, 2007 at 8:54 am

    It’s high time Kevin gets the respect he deserves.

    C’mon, it’ll only take a second.

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  21. serial snarkalec | March 20, 2007 at 8:56 am

    What’s the prize you get from ole K-Fed for searching? Crabs? STD? Career-wrecking bun(s) in the oven? Postpartum pussy flashing that lands you in detox? That’s kinda like getting a free beach umbrella with your lung cancer from Virginia Slims.

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  22. BarbadoSlim | March 20, 2007 at 8:56 am

    What’s the addy for this?

    dirtbag.com?

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  23. lambman | March 20, 2007 at 8:57 am

    my brain hurts

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  24. Zanna | March 20, 2007 at 9:00 am

    I’m imagining a small puddle of his semen on the small of my back.

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  25. ponk | March 20, 2007 at 9:02 am

    #24 – me too!

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  26. danielle | March 20, 2007 at 9:03 am

    Everytime you seacr the web you stand a chance of winning a prize from Kevin Federline.

    It’s that simple.

    Really.

    No, really? Are you serious? Am I being p’unked?

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  27. DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Everytime I entered POPOZAO, I got earlsanasshole.com. What the fuck kind of servers are they using? Are they powered by hamsters hopped up on meth running furiously in little wheels?

    Seacr? Is that an abbr of Seacrest?

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  28. crazyotto | March 20, 2007 at 9:09 am

    I’m sure Al Gore never envisioned this when he created the internet…..

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  29. danielle | March 20, 2007 at 9:09 am

    Damn.

    I bet 2 minutes but you did it in 4.

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  30. DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 9:12 am

    @29 – Lemme guess (ahem, I need to clear my throat and do my best DDanielle), is that what you crackhead dickshit daddy said to your mom casper?

    Do you hear that…yea no one’s laughing.

    Assface. Move on.

    How was that?

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  31. FRIST!!! | March 20, 2007 at 9:18 am

    #18, No, the important thing is that you showed up!

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  32. danielle | March 20, 2007 at 9:19 am

    @30

    Dickshit? Who uses that term? Oh right, I did. Nice recycling habits my dear.

    And what’s this? Casper? You’re just a regular common term snatcher, aren’t ya?

    Do you hear this…….

    Oh right, you can’t HEAR through a computer, dumbass.

    (laughing)..assface? I thought asshat was funny but…you just took it a step further.

    I’ll tell ya how it was. It was pa-th-e-tic. All 4 syllable’s.

    Turd.

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  33. almostfamous | March 20, 2007 at 9:21 am

    T. McPheeters from IL is the luckiest of them all (at least within the last hour). While K. Bridgewater and D. Wolstromer have won the B-Day Party Sweepstakes Entry, this person won an 8×10 Kevin Federline Autograph. Seriously. WON it. Didn’t even have to pay anything for it. Well, except for the shipping and handling probably, which means that T. McPheeters is actually losing money.

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  34. FRIST!!! | March 20, 2007 at 9:21 am

    Look, he’s searching for himself!!!

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  35. almostfamous | March 20, 2007 at 9:22 am

    p.s. why are y’all always fighting on here? it’s weird.

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  36. FRIST!!! | March 20, 2007 at 9:25 am

    #33 hehe!!
    I just did a google search for popozao and found
    “It’s Peanut Butter Federline!”

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  37. DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 9:28 am

    @32 — Thanks homie (that’s the proper term, no?) I was trying to build my street cred. I think I’m ready for a drive by now, I just have to figure out how to shoot accuratelt with my gun tilted to the side.

    In other news, I just used Ear’s search engine again, heretoforth known as ESE (for my people in La Raza) and I typed in DDanielle, hoping to get some gems based on her past scintillating commentary. All I kept getting were oinking sounds. What the fuck could that possibly mean?

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  38. New York Pundit | March 20, 2007 at 9:31 am

    This search engine scam of his is so dickweedish, that it tells the joke for itself… I am out of a job commenting on this.

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  39. Hecubus | March 20, 2007 at 9:31 am

    Wow all the dumb broads on here commenting on how ‘hot’ this loser is just reminded me why I’m a rapist.

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  40. Italian Stallion | March 20, 2007 at 9:33 am

    When you search for “white rapper” only Eminem shows up………weird

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  41. Do Freebird | March 20, 2007 at 9:37 am

    In the small insert picture, he’s wearing a shirt and a tie. In the main picture, he’s wearing a jacket, but the shirtr and tie are gone.

    The dopey bastard actually lost his shirt playing cards.

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  42. FRIST!!! | March 20, 2007 at 9:38 am

    #37, maybe if you search for danielle instead of DDanielle?
    Is there a new post yet? I’m bored.

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  43. DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 9:40 am

    I just won Earl’s dignity! WOOO HOOOOOOO!!! Apparently his self-esteem and Canal Street Rolex had already been taken.

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  44. jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 9:42 am

    12–option C–trolled.

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  45. jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 9:45 am

    Not you DanYELL….you get no prizes.

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  46. ponk | March 20, 2007 at 9:50 am

    trolled two days in a row. damn i AM special!

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  47. jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 9:54 am

    Yes, Real Ponk, you are special, but not in the DanYELL kinda way.

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  48. VeronicaRedux | March 20, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Are we sure it isn’t suppose to read Kevin Federline starts his own engine?

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  49. guymorgan | March 20, 2007 at 10:03 am

    I dont see how on earth you could troll the superfish (unless you are the f-chan guys)

    I mean sure people think, ‘I know I will pretend to stick up for any celebrity’ but their posts are so weak, people just ignore them.

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  50. meee | March 20, 2007 at 10:24 am

    he’s so desperate (and failing) that it makes me feel uncomfortable.

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