Kevin Federline has been spotted with his arm around a woman that isn’t Britney Spears. I have no idea who the woman might be, but I’m going to go ahead and assume it’s his sister. And that he’s cheating on Britney Spears with her. Because if jumping to conclusions has taught me anything, it’s that whenever you see a guy with his arm around a girl it’s safe to assume they’re also having sex and probably related. That’s a scientific fact, my friends. I read it in a magazine.
Kevin Federline sports mystery woman
February 22nd, 2006 // 149 Comments
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Trash is a bit harsh. Maybe human or normal would be a better choice of words. Man i need a life.
Yes, it’s only human and normal to sell your body for money and fame. Selling T&A is not in the least bit trashy.
And just to turn the tables around, you’re calling this girl a whore (even went as far as going to her site to say it to her “face”) without even knowing the “real” girl behind what might only be an image. That’s not a bit harsh coming from someone who thinks “trash” is a bit harsh for Britney?
#96, it’s the “wicked awesome” reference. Very Rhode Island or Massachussets. I like it!
just want to confirm that that girl IS sandy.
she is friends with one of my good friends. i talked to him yesterday to confirm if that was her and he freaked out. apparently the description of her on hollywoodrag.com does not do her justice. she is more scandalous than that and has a very loose cunt. she also is really obsessive and addicted to coke. perfect for mr kfed i suppose..so you can put those jamie lynn suspicions to rest. also she was in l.a. for a few days and left on sunday
#98 Spot On!
#101 & 102 – Excuse me but Ms. Spears has been selling the sexy kitten image since she was 15 OK! Only back then it was aimed at the pedophile population.
She knew what she was doing. Kevin is a nothing, but let’s call a spade a spade, OK?!
Or “a Spear a Spear.”
Oh, and the Sandy is really ugly, she’s got NOTHING on Britney. Britney is stupid, but she’s pretty.
she looks like a frickin crack-whore.
LaydeeBug – I was being sarcastic about the “selling sex isn’t trashy” thing. :-)
LaydeeBug – I’m from Mass……good job!
Britney absolutely deserves this 100%. She shouldn’t be surprised that her husband would dare cheat on her while she is caring for their infant baby, when he cheated on Shar Jackson with Britney while she was caring for their child and was pregnant. What do you expect, Britney?
Yes, #110 – Once a cheater, always a cheater. When they get divorced, I hope she cries for two minutes, quickly followed by getting on the road to recovering her image. It’s too late for Whitney, but it *may* not be to late for the Britster. OK, probably too late for Brit too…but she should at least try!
This one, I mixed you in with the bunch, sorry.
Asmith, don’t you mean good “JAWb” (hahaha)
Ok here is my plan to recover Brit’s image, because apparently her publicist is asleep at the wheel:
1. dump KFed
2. lose 10 more pounds
3. remove hair extensions and purchase hair brush
4. hire rachel zoe as new stylist
5. throw out all stupid tee-shirts that say things (“i’m a virgin, don’t be mad at me, etc”)
6. have a meeting with the matrix songwriting team and come up with some good new material, work on new album
7. pick up charity work (it helped angelina). i suggest babybuggy, which helps poor babies get supplies or whatever.
I think we’d all even be happy with just #1.
I think I’ve been watching too much Entourage on demand lately because apparently now I think I’m Shauna.
Ugh, Looks like K-Fed has been hanging out at Denny’s picking up waitresses after the late night shift. What does he have against girls who own a hairbrush? Booooooo.
Wow, that really is the French model/actress woman isn’t it? Damned French prostitutes. Oh well, at least her breaking up this couple (if Britney will grow a brain) is a good thing.
Maeve, I’m with you on the stylist tip.
Christina Aguilera did it and she looks somewhat like a lady these days. I’ll bet X-tina is having a yuk-yuk about this.
Take care, brush your hair!
Sandy: “Ohhh Keveen, pleaze, get for me ze cocaane. I doo not know who ze sellehr is on ze cornehr.”
Kevin: “Yo, mami, parlay for a minute. Big Daddy Kev’ll get the shizzle. Yo, peep that camera dude ovah there.”
Sandy: “Mais non, I cannoht, be seen by ze paparazzi. Oh, mon dieu, donnez-moi le cocaine.”
um yeah britney is def not pretty, maybe with the help of a truck load of makeup, but then anyone can look good then…here are some pics of her in hawaii…
http://www.britneyzone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=0
i think it’s great that she’s ditched the wedding ring, but the post baby weight is still there, at least that’s what i hope it is and not another baby on the way…
The baby is kinda cute, too bad he looks like his dad.
Britney was saved from beig a big-fat-fatty in high school because she was dancing and making videos at an early age.
Now that she has becoem a lazy slag (like Mariah) her fat dna is kicking in. She is the type of girl that HAS to work out, constantly or she will blow up. Remember, she has a big, basket-ball booty.
Isn’t that like…her sister?
Can you blame K-Fed for wanting to replace this:
http://www.britneyzone.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=39
Wtf is she wearing and what is that hair?
britney should just dump his ass, yea maybe she doesnt want to go through another divroce or something i don’t know, but k-fed is totally fucking around with someone else and we should all murder him!
Why isnt he in Hawaii with his wife and baby?
A few thoughts:
1. I think this French chick is doable. She has a lovely shaped face, based on her model photos I’m seeing. She’s not great, has fake blonde hair and blue-eye contacts, but I’d go for it, more so than Britney, whom I never have been into, even back in her teen years.
2. Maybe this French chick had no idea she was hooking up with Britney’s boyfriend. Perhaps she met him in a club where he was acting all playa-like, which is maybe what she goes for in a guy, and thought he was some rich important man.
3. They probably fucked.
4. What’s up with Britney? I have no good theory. Perhaps she is making moves toward a separation, or maybe she feels the need to get away from Los Angeles so she can finish her new album without these distractions.
5. K-Fed probably wants Britney to divorce him, but he’s not going to initiate it. He’ll make out financially, by getting half of what they (she) acquired after their marriage. The Kevin has a plan.
>>2. Maybe this French chick had no idea she was hooking up with Britney’s boyfriend.<<
I meant Britney’s husband. Freudian slip.
But if she can prove he was an adulterer, would he even get any money? I would think a prenup for a celebrity would have such a clause.
Now that I read more on this, I’m kind of leaning towards another theory. Maybe Britney is not as stupid as we think and she’s already getting rid of this piece of luggage. I can’t wait to see how this ends (rubbing hands together evilly)
#126, Hmmm, She’s got big bug occipital bones, dull as dishwater look on face and probably a legend in her own mind. Oh yeah, doable. Actaully she’s prpbably perfect for Kevin.
zapp branigan/#126: are you serious? that girl is a heroin-snorting mouse with an overgrown bowl cut. britney at least cleans up nice.
Yeah, that woman has some seriously messed up cheek bones and huge eyes that make her look like E.T.
The picture that’s 3rd from the bottom on the far right side…is that…what I think it is?
http://www.yumezone.com/photos/03androcknroll/index.php
#133, If you’re thinking joint, you maybe right. Unless she rolls her own cigs, I’m thinking she’s tacky enough.
Britney has never been my cup of tea, buuuut, nothing bad can come from her getting rid of this dirtbag.
It says that the acts or poses are simulated, Cha right!!!! Then that’s the best looking simulated coke I’ve ever seen.
Shit, now I want some….
Yup 133 that is what you think it is. I bet this website will be down in a day or so…. watch. Brit is so not stupid. She is in Hawaii (not wearing her ring) with her son for 3 months to work on her new album. She will come out the winner. And if he is cheating on her, he will not get much $$ from her. Phew. I’m glad this is almost over. Having a baby changes you. She will come out on the tippy top. I do wish she’d hire a stylist though.. jeez.
IS it just me or just this look like jamie lynn spears? britney’s little sister.
From what I could find online, her prenup states that prickass will get $300K a year for half the length of the marriage and gifts over $10k require a legal document stating who will own it if they split…so maybe she’s not too stupid after all…I think she will come around…EVENTUALLY…
She looks okay: a little overweight, but certainly not a whale. Well a small whale, perhaps.
Earth to Britney: Forget the bodyguards. Spend your money on a good stylist, because you are totally clueless about what looks good on you, what looks bad, and what should be thrown in the Good Will dumpster outside the local supermarket.
If he is cheating, he will get NO spousal support from her, despite the agreement. He’d have to be a fool to do that.
yo- that ain’t jamie lynn
Is that what people do when they do coke? Lie around and mope about their bad lighting?
#91 and #92 Yeah, pic of Mrs. Spears is truly inspiration. You can tell that, just for a moment, she stopped viewing Brit as a meal ticket and is actually contemplating the fast-approaching train wreck with “What in God’s name have I done?” resonating through her head. Good times.
look she has a myspace…..
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1967516
http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:12t6u1vWi_YJ:socialitelife.com/mt/archives/kevin_federline_hangs_out_with_sandy_lakdar.php+sandy+and+kevin+&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=9
look she has a myspace…..
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1967516
http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:12t6u1vWi_YJ:socialitelife.com/mt/archives/kevin_federline_hangs_out_with_sandy_lakdar.php+sandy+and+kevin+&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=9
The girl he is spotted with looks like a FREAk.. i saw her site.
#1 Problem I believe with most marriages is that these people rush to marriage when they are desperate to settle down and procreate, thereby choosing the wrong people. They don’t wait for true love, if they even know what that is anymore. They feel like they can’t wait.. They just rush with the first guy or woman that comes along when they are “ready” to “settle down”. Most marriages are SHIT .. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. Hopefully she dumps this bum and find someone who she truly love and loves her back.
This is a SHAM!!
The girl he is spotted with looks like a FREAk.. i saw her site.
#1 Problem I believe with most marriages is that these people rush to marriage when they are desperate to settle down and procreate, thereby choosing the wrong people. They don’t wait for true love, if they even know what that is anymore. They feel like they can’t wait.. They just rush with the first guy or woman that comes along when they are “ready” to “settle down”. Most marriages are SHIT .. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. Hopefully she dumps this bum and find someone who she truly love and loves her back.
This is a SHAM!!
# 15 I completely agree with you.