Kevin Federline learns a valuable lesson in the game of love

August 14th, 2008 // 59 Comments

Kevin Federline apparently likes the name “Britney” no matter how it’s spelled. He was recently beguiled by the beauty of socialite Brittny Gastineau (above) whose greatest and sole accomplishment is coming out of a wealthy vagina. Page Six reports::

The famous ex of Britney Spears was at Coco de Ville in LA “staring at Brittny Gastineau while she was waiting in line for the bathroom,” said our spy. Federline, who has custody of his and Spears’ sons, “wouldn’t stop checking her out, up and down, but Brittny was not interested.”

Wait. Staring at a woman at the bar for uncomfortable lengths of time does not get you laid? Jesus, poor Kevin Federline must feel like his whole world is a lie. Next, you’re going to tell him wearing a ski mask and waiting for them in the parking lot isn’t “romantic.” *sigh* He’ll never figure girls out…

Photos: Splash News

  1. poontastic

    Despite Federpoon being a scuzzbag, I bet he knows how to fuck, and well.

  2. Narcissist

    She looks pretty easy to ignore in these pics. I think I could find dozens of more attractive women just looking around a mall.

    She is mediocre! Is she Single? Does anyone care? I heard from an unreliable source that it may be a rumor that she is desperate to find a date with ugly strangers who live inside her internet box machinery. Could it be true?

  3. In the game of love with celebrities, almost nothing is what it looks like!!


    BWWAAAHAAAA!! As a female, I can say for certain he was reaching wayyyyyyyyyyyy out of his league. There is NO way a woman like that would be caught dead with hood-rat-loser like Federline.

    Note to Federline: Women like her are totally out of your league…stick with trailer trash ummmm kay

  5. SomeoneRandom

    After looking at this post for the second time………………………..

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a brunette BROOKE HOGAN?!!?!?!?!

    I couldn’t figure out what she looked like at first, but I think that’s it.
    Definitely not a compliment.

  6. justifiable

    The few times I saw her show I couldn’t believe it – her overtanned, spackled, glory-day-seeking idiot mother was bad enough, but this whiny bag of entitlement basically just wanted to be paid to breathe.

    She’s not a “socialite” – her father was a footbal player, there’s no family money outside of him. She was too out of shape and “fat” to model, she didn’t want to DJ when she found it actually involved some effort outside of standing around with a drink in her hand. She’s been 23 for the past 5 years and manages to make Britney Spears look like both a workhorse and a brain trust.
    It pains me to say it, but Federline deserves better! Not much better, but better!

  7. Michelle

    She has terrible hair!Looks dirty!YUCK!

    It is a she isn’t it?

  8. Lemon


  9. Mary

    I can’t imagine what it would be like to be born gorgeous & rich!!!! This chick had a tv show with her mother for about 5 minutes. It was interesting…….I liked it.

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