Kevin Federline apparently likes the name “Britney” no matter how it’s spelled. He was recently beguiled by the beauty of socialite Brittny Gastineau (above) whose greatest and sole accomplishment is coming out of a wealthy vagina. Page Six reports::
The famous ex of Britney Spears was at Coco de Ville in LA “staring at Brittny Gastineau while she was waiting in line for the bathroom,” said our spy. Federline, who has custody of his and Spears’ sons, “wouldn’t stop checking her out, up and down, but Brittny was not interested.”
Wait. Staring at a woman at the bar for uncomfortable lengths of time does not get you laid? Jesus, poor Kevin Federline must feel like his whole world is a lie. Next, you’re going to tell him wearing a ski mask and waiting for them in the parking lot isn’t “romantic.” *sigh* He’ll never figure girls out…
uh | August 14, 2008 at 1:32 pm
first or second or something
steve | August 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm
He forgot to rub himself while staring.
Kim | August 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I’m sure it was something innocent, like he wanted her to pee on him.
Tre' Flint | August 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Man…K-Fed is so hot. I wish he’d at least be a switch hitter and let me suck him off.
Ill bet he has his pubes in corn-rows and uses soul-glo on them. That is so HOT.
I love whiggers.
D4P | August 14, 2008 at 1:39 pm
“Brittny Gastineau…whose greatest and sole accomplishment is coming out of a wealthy vagina”
Ironic, because Federline’s greatest and sole accomplishment is coming INTO a wealthy vagina.
Erica | August 14, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Actually the full routine seems to be stare, rub, moan, but I’ll let one of our many experts here have the final say.
Matthew | August 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm
supersperm is at it again
Ed McMahon | August 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm
“”Brittny Gastineau…whose greatest and sole accomplishment is coming out of a wealthy vagina”
Ironic, because Federline’s greatest and sole accomplishment is coming INTO a wealthy vagina.”
Bing-bong! Heyoooooo!
Ted from LA | August 14, 2008 at 1:46 pm
K-Pud is a twat. Brittny needs to buy a vowel.
Ted from LA | August 14, 2008 at 1:48 pm
How do you define socialite? I’m guessing it is, “wealthy unemployed drunk.”
Sell Porn Make Money | August 14, 2008 at 1:49 pm
i would tap it.
LizzT | August 14, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Ha! I know someone with the name Britny, and I was JUST discussing how retarded it is.
Like, a second ago.
http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com | August 14, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I’m sure Kevin was just looking for a good nanny for the boys…
typical superficial loser | August 14, 2008 at 1:58 pm
She was badly beaten by the ugly stick. Please stop putting up pictures of ugly women. My eyes are hurting so bad that I need to look in the mirror to make the pain go away.
RichPort | August 14, 2008 at 2:08 pm
So… when’s her sex tape coming out?
Bigheadmike | August 14, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Come on now…. Whats wrong with her?
jaime | August 14, 2008 at 2:10 pm
i’d date britney’s if they came with those bodies and bank accounts!!
of course i mean pre-head shave/sudden carreer plummeting.
CJ | August 14, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Tsk tsk…even WITH Brittney’s money he’s STILL a loser…and now he’s a loser with two children attached to him at the hip. Sucks to be him. Ugly is as ugly does.
jaime | August 14, 2008 at 2:19 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/08/kevin_federline_should_probabl.php#comment-1704051
HAHA
Rant | August 14, 2008 at 2:20 pm
K-Fed was born from trailer park vagina, but for what ever reason gets to dip into weathly vagina. Where is the justice?
KF is white trash | August 14, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Kevin Federline is trash no matter who he has intercourse with. KF could win a 400 million dollar powerball and he would still be an asslicking douchebag.
Like someone else implied…he’s a white nigger.
Deacon Jones | August 14, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I’d rather fuck her mom, she doesnt look like a stuck up bitch plus she’s older so she’s more desperate to please
Jesus Loves YOU | August 14, 2008 at 2:48 pm
and we all know how deacon jones can only fuck desperate old women. bet your penis wished it was detachable.
FRIST!!! | August 14, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Gross, I think I can see his erection..
Jacks Johnson | August 14, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Sorry FRIST!!
Whatev | August 14, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Damn, this woman is broke.
Jenny | August 14, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Niiice 1 D4P!
my comment | August 14, 2008 at 2:55 pm
A Star Trek dress from PayLess.
And her hair? Wings? Today?
Add 7 lbs. of make up. Vacant stare.
Total disaster.
Bubble Butt | August 14, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I think jaime said it best..
Em | August 14, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Dang!!! According to her Wiki (which is sooooooo accurate, I know), this chick is only 23!!!??? Someone get her a chemical peel.
FRIST!!! | August 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm
#19 ?????
Well #10, Ted, I guess I’m a socialite too then, well, except I’m not wealthy or unemployed..
Ruge | August 14, 2008 at 3:06 pm
nice boobies
Blah | August 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm
she looked pretty at first…but then I saw the closeup. A little weird looking; prob too much plastic surgery.
Deacon Jones | August 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm
@23
Wrong, I only fuck desperate women, not old desperate women. That way I don’t have to put up with:
“Welllll, I dont know if I should.” or
“Well my girlfriends are at the bar too, I like, can’t just leave them” or
“Sorrry, I dont go home with people I just met” or
“I dont suck dick” or
“I’m on my period, sorrrrrry” or
“You’ll call me, right? You will call me wont you?” or
“How come you didnt call me?! You think Im so two piece whore or something?” annnnd…
“I told my brothers about you. You better not go to (insert bar name here) again!”
TheFullRoutine | August 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm
@6, the full routine is snort, stare, rub, moan, squirt and smoke (cleaning up after is optional). If staring at women dressed like her is a crime then every man ever born would have done time in prison. Why is this news?
KF = shitstain | August 14, 2008 at 3:46 pm
“Why is this news?”
Good question, since we all know that KF is a no talent douchebag, shitstain, white trash, nigger wannabe, pathetic excuse for a human being
Flip | August 14, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Give #5 The Superficial’s job! That was awesome
Kate | August 14, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Wow…it’s pretty bad when you get the cold shoulder from a has been model who’s only claim to fame is that she came out of a woman, who’s only claim to fame is she managed to get knocked up by a wealthy football player back in the 1970′s…and spells her name retardedly Brittny.
Alli | August 14, 2008 at 4:00 pm
She looks more manly than the does!!!!!!!!!!
Philster | August 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Why was this story posted? :P
NY Ted | August 14, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Geez…not only is she gorgeous…she has a fully functional brain also! Any woman who knows to “ignore” that hill-billy trailer trash of a loser K-Fed…is A-1 in my books!!
Now if only Brittny would let me lick the sweet perspiration from between her lovely, lovely breasts…!!!
KF is TRASH | August 14, 2008 at 4:42 pm
#39,
“She looks more manly than the does!!!!!!!!!!”
Translate that comment to english, please. Thank You.
Kopptok | August 14, 2008 at 5:15 pm
IF K-Fed EVER thinks he’s gonna date a celebrity again he is sorely mistaken. He is Porr White Trash that married rich. Plus, what female celebrity would be caught dead dating him! Seriously.
SomeoneRandom | August 14, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Going from Britney Spears to this girl is definitely a low swoop, even in Britney’s lowest days. I do not find this girl attractive. And as for that shit show she was in…..did anybody actually watch it?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? She’s cross-eyed and worth nothing (except her parent’s money)
KF=shitstain | August 14, 2008 at 6:16 pm
KFed = Hickabilly, sister screwing, low IQ, poor manners, poor self respect, no dignity, poorly educated, drop out, intellectual reject, opossum eater, sheep fucker, no self respect no shame, screw any whore any time, man whore, white trash, wishes he were a nigger, can’t dance worth a crap, too dumb to pass college entrance exams, too dumb to pass military enlistment exams, lacks basic hygeine skills.
And did I mention hickabilly manwhore? Not to insult real “men” but he’s apparently not female, so he must be a male.
rough daddy | August 14, 2008 at 6:42 pm
shes doing kevin a favor,,,you think paris cant carry a conversation? this chick was mostly comatose on her reality tv show… no wonder it was canceled…
kait | August 14, 2008 at 10:06 pm
She does nothing. Her gold-digger mother tried to train her to gold-dig, but she’s had no success. For a short time she tried to model, but never got thin enough. But Kevin Federline would be a serious loser–even for her.
oshkoshb'goshdamngosh | August 14, 2008 at 10:20 pm
She’s almost as hot as me. But not really. Even. Poor girl.
lawrence | August 14, 2008 at 10:26 pm
She is stunning! Is she still a single? It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called Richromances.com or something?
silly panda! | August 15, 2008 at 5:15 am
you guys should lay off of k.fed.
i mean, who knows if this story is even true?? consider the source: Page Six?! thanks, but i doubt it.
i think shes pretty, even if shes talentless.