Kevin Federline took a mystery woman out last night, and look, I don’t want to say he’s gotten fat. But I do want to say “Run, bitch, RUN! Holy shit, can’t you tell he ate the last one!? Free shoes are not worth your life, lady! RUN!”
That said, do you think Britney’s jealous? Not because Kevin’s dating or anything, but because he can let himself go without his dad, manager, record label and the state of California locking him in the garage with a sprig of celery for five days. No, seriously, who does she have to kill for a pudding pie around here?
Photos: Flynet
verga | December 6, 2008 at 3:39 pm
first fat fucker!
fatfuck | December 6, 2008 at 3:40 pm
hahahahahahahahah fatzor
yep | December 6, 2008 at 3:42 pm
whale-sized turds
jeezey mic jeeze | December 6, 2008 at 3:58 pm
god thats disgusting
riz | December 6, 2008 at 4:06 pm
he always nauseated me. this just makes it worse.
tortfeasor | December 6, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I wasn’t sure if he was actually fat because his clothes are so damn baggy but then I saw that he had fat people fingers.
Rough Daddy | December 6, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Hey life is good, the man is bagging chix looking like shit! why not!!!
Pathetic Worm | December 6, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Big People, Little World
Superfish | December 6, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Holy crap.
JJ Vajayjay | December 6, 2008 at 4:26 pm
LIKE WHOA!!! I’ve never seen cankles on a dude like Brits ex!
Damn, slow down on the chili cheese fritos, K-Feed.
Daughter | December 6, 2008 at 4:32 pm
seriously, do I see a cankle?
Annonyononymouse | December 6, 2008 at 5:13 pm
woaaaaah!!!!!!
Randal | December 6, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Kevin, be who you want to be, not what the media expects you to be. You look fine, nothing that your moves as a dancer can’t solve when you’re on your next big tour.
Some are going to call you fat, I’m calling you phat dawg.
Randal
Aerialgreen | December 6, 2008 at 5:22 pm
It’s K-Over-Fed bitch!
Oink, oink, oink! ~
crazylady | December 6, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Are they in the food court at the mall? Certainly would explain a lot.
Aerialgreen | December 6, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Oh, and that beard to hide the quadruple chin?, veeeery clever!, it totally hides his lard-tastic face….
Matthew | December 6, 2008 at 5:36 pm
K- fed:ohhh new girlfriend first food lol POPOZAO
oh my god! | December 6, 2008 at 5:37 pm
He’s so fat he can’t even tie his shoes!
Uggh | December 6, 2008 at 5:46 pm
So, is that what happens to you after early retirement? Yuck, bring on the work, slave labor, sweat shops, whatever it takes!!!
Geez, now we know he’s not the “Womanizer” Britney was singing about….fo’ ugly sure
It’s a National Opposite Day Phenonmenon..Pop “O” Zow eeek Owww!!!
Can'tGetMe | December 6, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Randal, you always try to anger me but I’m not going to let you. You f*cking ahole dick! Icould SCRTEAMMMMM!!1!!
Gruff the Crime Dog | December 6, 2008 at 6:08 pm
If you’re feeling portly eat
I ain’t even gorging sweets
There’s more ankle than you see
You wouldn’t like me when I’m hongry
Kill the Frites
Knock ‘em down Stack ‘em up Munch ‘em hard
Kill the Frites
Don’t be scared Watch them sizzle In their fat
Kill the Frites
I feel you Watching me Eating you
Kill the Frites
You can’t handle the truth
What happened to ‘em?
Ron | December 6, 2008 at 6:26 pm
K-Fatty eatting large off Britney’s money. What a pig. He should get his own azz in a gym instead of his boys. Fat bas#ard.
french_guy | December 6, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Super Size in Me !
Heidi | December 6, 2008 at 7:09 pm
What’s so bad about being fat?
He was always gross and a loser. Duh.
Jose | December 6, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Which proves that bitch will suck any dick for a tiny bit of publicity.
Katie | December 6, 2008 at 7:40 pm
That’s what happens when you stop getting free coke.
LargelyGay | December 6, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Still better looking than Bratman.
But seriously, You fat disgusting slobulus.
Chet from Weird Science and shit.
Getexback | December 6, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Come on you have to give him a little credit. He has absolutely no skills and has made millions so let him get a little fat. It’s not like he was the pop star or anything
Brian | December 6, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Come on you have to give him a little credit. He has absolutely no skills and has made millions so let him get a little fat. It’s not like he was the pop star or anything
sarah | December 6, 2008 at 8:45 pm
dammit, didn’t someone kill Randal yet?
no wonder Federline had good things to say about Brittney. He needs all the press he can get right now – yikes.
His new gal pal looks like she’s picking up the hillbilly reigns, walking around barefoot in public. Double ew.
mark | December 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm
And he’s still reeling in cuties. Go Kev!
jensauce | December 6, 2008 at 8:50 pm
holy shit he got fat as hell!
on the bright side, he FINALLY fits into all of his clothes. he probably didn’t even need to buy anything new. but now instead of looking like a wigger, he just looks like the typical american fatass.
kitty_kat | December 6, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Yup! He’s getting fat off of Britney’s money. Disgusting bastard. I don’t care what anyone says: that’s the only reason why he fought so hard to get custody of those boys. He makes me sick.
scabby | December 6, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Man the harpoons!
Me | December 6, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Anyone posting after Me sucks on K-Fed’s obese penis
RaraAvis | December 6, 2008 at 10:24 pm
For god’s sake, Federline, stop dressing like a poser. You’re a fat old man with four kids. Buy some long pants and tie your shoes.
mai-tai | December 6, 2008 at 10:29 pm
lmao. karma is a beast.
britney's weave | December 6, 2008 at 10:42 pm
holy shit, man-cankles.
Aaamber007 | December 6, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Wasn’t that mystery girl on America’s Next Top Model?
ummm...yeah | December 6, 2008 at 11:10 pm
At least the motherfucker takes care of his fuckin kids…umm…at least the motherfuckers nanny takes good care of the fuckin kids. …umm…unless he ate one.
Lorac | December 6, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Bahahahaa.
IND | December 6, 2008 at 11:57 pm
He was always gross before, but when did this happen?
Kellie | December 7, 2008 at 1:34 am
I guess Federline is after some new money. If she’s wise, she’ll run.
twizlah | December 7, 2008 at 1:35 am
Kevin Fatterline.
face man | December 7, 2008 at 2:01 am
lol, faces all day
Siehna | December 7, 2008 at 2:05 am
Whoa… I would like to see more of these kind of people balloon up like that. lols.
Jenna | December 7, 2008 at 2:54 am
I just don’t understand why people who are wealthy (whether they actually worked for it or not) let themselves go like this and don’t bother getting a personal trainer or a gym membership while i’m here wishing I had enough money to do so.
friendlyfires | December 7, 2008 at 3:08 am
Kevin Overfedandovertheline – the luckiest male divorcee on the frickin’ planet – he should be nailing Miley Cyrus or the other Olsen sister next – Madonna’s too smart to mess with that, her demon cobweb pussy would make Kevin Overfedandovertheline dehydrate and turn to a pile of dust and still no talent whatsoever except for impregnating lame brain rich women and skating off with custody and child support.
Hell, he should eat as much pie and Starbucks as he pleases, ’til his cholesterol hits the roof of the Empire State Building. Then he can appear on Celebrity Biggest Loser with Baba Booey, Artie Lang, Camryn Manheim and Dan Ackroyd.
friendlyfires | December 7, 2008 at 3:09 am
Kevin Overfedandovertheline – the luckiest male divorcee on the frickin’ planet – he should be nailing Miley Cyrus or the other Olsen sister next – Madonna’s too smart to mess with that, her demon cobweb pussy would make Kevin Overfedandovertheline dehydrate and turn to a pile of dust and still no talent whatsoever except for impregnating lame brain rich women and skating off with custody and child support.
Hell, he should eat as much pie and Starbucks as he pleases, ’til his cholesterol hits the roof of the Empire State Building. Then he can appear on Celebrity Biggest Loser with Baba Booey, Artie Lang, Camryn Manheim and Dan Ackroyd.
Morgan | December 7, 2008 at 3:33 am
Hahaha he totally looks like he just strapped on a fat suit and walked on out of the house… Do you think he can put both feet on the ground at the same time?