Kevin Federline has broken his silence. The dancer, appearing on Los Angeles radio host Ryan Seacrest’s show yesterday, told Seacrest that everything is “wonderful” between he and Britney Spears. He then punched Seacrest in the nuts and challenged him to a dance-off, calling him “Ryan Seabitch.” (note: just because I made that last part up doesn’t mean it never happened).
When Seacrest asked if he was kicked out of the home he shares with Spears, Federline replied, “No way,” and later laughed when Seacrest asked, “What about the divorce reports?” He also denied reports his Ferrari had been repossessed, saying it was simply being taken into a local garage for repairs. He also laughed off reports that he and his wife were planning to have a second baby. He said, “Nah, not right now, we’re gonna wait.”
Some questions I wish that Seacrest would have asked: “Kevin, why are you such a douchebag?” or “People often say to me ‘Ryan, that Kevin Federline is a total douchebag’. Can you explain that?” or “I was watching this documentary on douchebags the other day, and you were featured prominently. In fact, I believe it was called ‘Kevin Federline: profile of a douchebag’ – what’s that all about?”
If there was a douchebag olympics K-fed would win gold and Seacrest silver. I hardly think that Seacrest should be allowed ask K-fed about his douchebaggery.
Come on guys. Remember “Brewster’s Millions”?Let’s consider the idea that Britney was given this offer, and if she had managed to waste all of her money in unaccountable expenses in a year, She’d be given three times the amount. Who better to help her do this than Massengils poster child, Kevin Federline? Look at him. He’s a cubic zirconia prince. A double wide Don Juan. He wants to rap about brazilian asses, and can’t speak a lick of spanish. If my assumption is correct, Britney made an excellent choice in parasitic manwhores for her task. She could of went for Kato Kaelin, but I think O.J. would of killed her just for GP. That being said, let’s be supportive.
Y’all just renewed my faith in mankind.
I haven’t laughed this hard since…. possibly never. Thanks!
And the suggestion of the Browns v. the Federlines – its like Dysfunctional Marriage Deathmatch.
I’m getting right on it.
Is it just me or is K-Fed a perfect name for a new line of hip-hop douches?
Or is Hip-Hop Douches the name of his posse?
I’m so confused
gee, KFed..thanks for setting us straight http://hollywoodsnark.com
It is good!
I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.