Kevin Federline had a
the other day, and in it talks about wanting a threesome with Jessica Alba, choosing to save Sean Preston over Britney Spears if they were both drowning in the ocean, and thinking Britney Spears is better in bed than Shar Jackson. None of that has to do with Kevin Federline standing proudly on top of a Maserati, I just felt you’d need a visual reminder as to who the ass clown speaking was. Listen to the , and then do something to get rid of the mental image of Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline having sex. I recommend dousing your face in bleach.
Thanks to TK for the pic.
diedl | May 3, 2006 at 5:30 pm
He’s such a loser. (first?!)
Gerald Tarrant | May 3, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Great, first Brit, now K-Fuck. Give me a break. God, please, if you can hear me, kill K-Fed.
Trotter | May 3, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Did he mention how he’s renting Brit’s vagina to Tom Cruise as a placenta factory? Next best thing to Krispy Kreme as he puts it.
Pearly | May 3, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Hate this douche, I’m sure he would save himself before his kid or his wife.
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 3, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Fuck the whole signing in world!
Gerald Tarrant | May 3, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Hey Brit, save the announcement. K-Fed beat you to it, but we already knew how much of a fucktard he was. So really, nothing new.
PapaHotNuts | May 3, 2006 at 5:36 pm
This guy is a pure, thugged-out, gangsta ballin’ out of control. 145 lbs. of solid Compton, comin’ at you with his 9mm blazin’.
A 12 year-old could beat this guy’s ass. I’m serious about that, I think he could.
Gerald Tarrant | May 3, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Argh, this pic makes me so mad. I want to kick his parents asses. He is a load that should have been swallowed by Tom Cruise.
Tatamo | May 3, 2006 at 5:38 pm
HE IS A FUCKIN GRUNGY, WHITE TRASH, SMELLY, WHITE BOY…who thinks hes the shit…and someone clearly lied to him…HE is A GOLD DIGGER…cant truly hate on that part, because he just did what half of the females do that marry rich stars for their money..then pop out a few kids…and BAM instantly set for life on child support…i hate him though..i really do…
staticbumblebee | May 3, 2006 at 5:38 pm
I hear K-Fed loves Tom Cruise’s cock.
Boomstick | May 3, 2006 at 5:42 pm
that poor poor car…what a waste
Sweetsens8tion | May 3, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Thank God she made him sign a pre-nup..I read somewhere that she was going to, (dumb bitch) but her Mom made her..now he gets $300,000. for each year they were married should they divorce. Which to us is booka bucks but for someone who’s been livin in the lap of luxury its squat.
Praz | May 3, 2006 at 6:00 pm
I dunno #12, does Britney even have that much money left? I thought she pissed it all (and then some) away on her house.
P.S. I want a Mouserati.
I knew I should’ve got with Britney.
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Oh snap, it’s Malibu’s Most Wanted…….
His dicks so small when he takes a piss he pisses on his balls…….
Sweetsens8tion | May 3, 2006 at 6:03 pm
She made the top 100 on Forbes List this year. They have her listed as being worth just over 101 million. So she has plenty of loot..
eva86 | May 3, 2006 at 6:08 pm
The term is bouquet bucks….not booka bucks. The term
is from the french bouquet…as in an “array” of money.
So her mom wanted her to sign a pre-nup and she wanted to but she did or didn’t??????? In any case, we make mistakes in our youth…gawd fa dami na mal…are thre any Swiss out there…?
Yes we all make mistakes, hopefully she can recover from her “Kevin Federline” mistake
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 3, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Well, what do you expect when you give purebred trailer trash money and a microphone?
illkarate | May 3, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Why must every wigger have two or three token black dudes in promo pics?? What K-Fed needs to do is get a big black dildo, stuff it in his pants, and start posing with that around town…
Sweetsens8tion | May 3, 2006 at 6:10 pm
Thanks Ms Eva for pointing out my errors. She DIDNT want to sign a pre-nup, her Mom WANTED her too.. hope that is clear now. Sorry if I caused a confused moment for you Eva. Will try to spell check prior to posting.
Stacyy | May 3, 2006 at 6:12 pm
u guys u guys..i know i know i shouldnt be feeling this strange feeling because his brain is like a turd wrapped in turd hair. but pleasse he is so hot. like. hot. and britney is fat.
Stacyy | May 3, 2006 at 6:14 pm
wait did i just say turd wrapped in Turd hair? i meant turd wrapped in bird hair. although i dont see it making a big difference or sounding any more intelligent.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 3, 2006 at 6:15 pm
I’ve never felt so strongly the primal urge to kill as I do with anything Federline. If I ever came across him in person I would snap his neck as naturally as one would wipe their ass, it would be pure instinct with no compuncture of thought. Look at him, standing atop a Maserati. In a just world he wouldn’t get within a 100 feet of that car, unless it was to wash it. And you know he knows. He knows he’s a no talent fuck deep down, the only reason why he poses in pictures like this and releases ear defecations like “Popozao” is a big fuck you to all of us. Well, fuck you K-Fag. “Federline” is about to enter Webster’s New College Dictionary. It’s definition is as follows: Federline – 1) a good for nothing, hanger-on. 2) The Wigger King. 3) A half-fag, slob who has no decency or self-respect. A cock whore.
jimmycracks | May 3, 2006 at 6:15 pm
It’s not “bouquet bucks” it’s “bookoo” there is no French origin to that phrase.
BarbadoSlim | May 3, 2006 at 6:15 pm
The Maserati brothers must be rolling in their graves, to imagine that this walking cumstain is violating this fine vehicle. You realize that he just devalued this car by a factor of 200% by just standing near it.
Iambananas | May 3, 2006 at 6:16 pm
K-Fed is K-Annoying.
cibby | May 3, 2006 at 6:17 pm
It must be tough being the black guys that K-Fed hires to give him street cred…
lolalick | May 3, 2006 at 6:17 pm
I was standing over a Maserati once…
…of course I was half-naked and flamenco dancing with Gary Coleman…
No…wait!!…that’s what runs through my mind when I’m at the gyno…well, they’re both people I wouldn’t want near my ‘gina’…makes sense!!
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Does anyone know where I can get a “HOLLA AT YA BOY!” shirt, cuz dat shit is DOPE!!!!!
buckinggrimace | May 3, 2006 at 6:20 pm
Sad that my first post is to correct crappy translations but the term is “beaucoup”. It means “lots” – losers. I don’t even speak friggin French.
Umm, 25th?
eva86 | May 3, 2006 at 6:20 pm
@ 19 no problem. I find myself a bit “confused” nowadays. Must be the good Italien red. Been drinking too much lately.
Sweetsens8tion | May 3, 2006 at 6:21 pm
jimmy now that sounds like the right version..sorry for slaughtering it..and Ms Eva if your looking for some Swiss Dudes maybe you should start with a Swiss website?? just a suggestion..
eva86 | May 3, 2006 at 6:21 pm
@23 how do you know…anything?
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 6:22 pm
@22 hilarious, you speak how we all feel….well not all but you know what i’m saying…..
Iambananas | May 3, 2006 at 6:27 pm
What is he doing on that car? Pretending to be wacko jacko?
Iambananas | May 3, 2006 at 6:28 pm
lol, like he saved the baby from falling off the high chair?
Italian Stallion | May 3, 2006 at 6:28 pm
@30 I am hoping you meant that to be funny cause of everyone busting out the dictionary…..Italian Red, right?
Iambananas | May 3, 2006 at 6:29 pm
And… what’s a wigger??? (I don’t spreckin the lingidy.)
jimmycracks | May 3, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Oh, beaucoup would make sense. Now I am sorry
Iambananas | May 3, 2006 at 6:32 pm
In French beaucoup does mean “A Lot”… I don’t speak French and I know that… it’s obvious… Je vous aime beauboup… that means “I Love You a Lot”… it’s a song :)
Iambananas | May 3, 2006 at 6:33 pm
jimmycracks… that’s awesome you said sorry… most people on this site are too immiture to say that… you’re one notch up in my book (that puts you at notch 2)
Rustler | May 3, 2006 at 6:34 pm
7 out of 10 terrorists surveyed stated K-Fed is the main reason for anti American sentiment
suzy | May 3, 2006 at 6:35 pm
nice to see britney has nice taste in cars, seeing how she was the one who paid for it..
kevin needs to get a fucking job..
radio4play | May 3, 2006 at 6:36 pm
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suzy | May 3, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Italian Stallion–http://clothes.search.ebay.co.uk/holla_Mens-Clothing_W0QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1QQsaatcZ3QQsacatZ1059
There’s the link for the “holl atchur boy” tshirts… they’re on ebay
but i didn’t know if you were being serious or sarcastic, but either way.. there’s the link
eva86 | May 3, 2006 at 6:39 pm
@31 thanks for the suggestion. my emotions just got the better of me. already got a swiss dude.
sharkbite | May 3, 2006 at 6:40 pm
Get the fuck off that car. He doesn’t deserve to breathe its exhaust fumes. Unless they killed him.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
eva86 | May 3, 2006 at 6:45 pm
@36 okay, Italian Red or Vino Rosso
radio4play | May 3, 2006 at 6:50 pm
are we in the moan and groan stage
eva86 | May 3, 2006 at 6:53 pm
getting back to the topic, i vote moan…as in gawd please
stop i’ve had enough of kfed
Fa Cube Itches | May 3, 2006 at 6:59 pm
Good to see his “posse” throwin’ some mad respek to the “West-sieeeeeeeeeeeede!”
Hopefully some Graveyard Crips from Rose St. will see this and come bang on them.