While Britney Spears demonstrated to the entire world how screwed her career is, guess what Kevin Federline was doing on Sunday. Partying in Vegas? Nope. Hitting up a strip club? Sorry. Having some beers at a local bar? Not even close. Kevin Federline was throwing a pool party for his son’s birthdays. People reports:
Personal assistants were seen picking up banners, balloons and an ice cream cake, all in the theme of the animated movie Cars, for Jayden James, who turns 1 on Wednesday, and Sean Preston, who turns two on Friday.
It gets even better.
Spears’s parents, Jamie and Lynne, stopped by for the party at Federline’s San Fernando Valley home, joining about 20 guests. They had also visited their grandchildren the day before, while their daughter was hitting the club scene in Vegas.
Kevin, dude, you won. You have this thing in the bag. Go do something crazy. Treat yourself. Solicit a prostitute. Get a DUI. Hell, is someone really pissing you off lately? Murder them. Sometimes you need to relax and let your cornrows down a little. Don’t even worry about what your lawyers say. You don’t need them. Just hire that kid who makes the tacos at Taco Bell. He doesn’t speak English? Even better. That might finally add some challenge. Maybe. But probably not.
Why does this no talent ass clown have personal assitants?
#51 Very good question, not like he has a job or any need for a schedule….
@21. Dear Brandish, I can understand your distaste for Federline, I personally don’t care for him myself. But to say “YOU JUST WANT HER TO DIE, BUT GOD WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN.” I don’t know if you’re such a huge Shitney fan that you actually think she’s a supernatural being or something, but I hate to break it to you…WE ALL DIE. From the day we’re born we are all marching towards our deaths. Not even dear Shitney can escape death. Now, I’d agree with you if you believed, like me, that Britney may be a member of the “undead” and therefore not capable of dying. I’ve seen zombies with more soul in their eyes that that trainwreck at the VMAs. So maybe you’re right. God won’t let her die, unlesss you put a stake through her heart or shoot her with silver bullets or something.
Also @21,
Brandish, you’re right, it may be a double standard in some ways, but that’s the way life is. Children need their mothers. That’s why we women have breasts and lactate, to care for our young. I had my son at the age of 24 and spent the whole first year of his life with him every night and every day. No clubs, not bars, no parties. (and I was a hardcore partier before I conceived) But it is not hard to be there for your child. The first time I went out to party was well after his first birthday. Women across the country raise their children every day. You don’t go for 3 day benders when you have toddlers at home. It’s selfish and irresponsible.
#51 Simple answer…he needs his personal assistants to give a party for the kiddies they take care of for him while he works hard at playing like a good daddy so he can get the money from mommy to pay them all.
wow, remember when we were all like “WTF is Britany doing with loser?” and now he’s saving the day or some shit.
Why are there so many false reports on what a good dad and person this piece of crap is. He was and is in it only for the money. So many sites say he just layed low when in town while shooting a cameo, or planning a party for his kids, when all of a sudden pics show up online the next day from him in a club with stippers all over him… The only thing he has is Britneys money and a good PR person. He honestly is a bad person
Whether he did it for good publicity or because he’s just a good father… Well, at least he did it. And I know that there’s a difference between doing something genuinely and doing something with malicious or other underlying intentions… But he’s the one that threw a party here. Britney was too busy being disappointing with her “comeback”. If the media’s given us even the slightest glimpse into the lives of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, I think I know who I want to attain at least partial custody of the kids: Kevin.
And these are all assumptions and personal opinions, of course…
I’m pretty confident when I saw that 98% of the people who read this blog most likely have never met– and will never meet– Kevin and Britney. We’re just making inferences here. Inferences based on some sketchy information from some sketchy sources.
Geez, #59, do you piss on puppies, too? It’s all in good fun.
Honestly? Even it is a pub stunt, at least for a brief time the kids will get some attention. There’s that.
I’m sure when they grow up, they’ll be on some type of reality TV show, making millions for being nobodies.
The WINNER and LESSER OF 2 EVILS…….KEVIN FEDERLINE!
#58, good point. If this was a PR stunt on Kevin’s part, so what. The fact that he’s taking the time for his kids is something more than their coked up mother is doing. No one knows if Kevin actually gives a rat’s ass about his kids, but if they got to be with one of them, I’d pick Kevin, no contest.
It’s Britney’s fault, either way. She didn’tr have to have kids if she didn’t want them. It’s called the shot. Use it.
#57 – If she gave him the money, what the hell? I’d take it.
I don’t like Fed-Ex and I sure as hell don’t like Shitney, but at least one of them is making an effort!! I don’t know what Fed-Ex’s reasons of doing this are, whether it be publicity or truly for the kids, but at least he’s doing something for them. The kids probably had a great time at their party and that’s all that matters! Oh and I’m glad that Shitney’s mom and sis went to the party. It shows they want to work towards the better I think. But I wonder what Shitney’s going to do for the kid’s birthday??
go k-fed!! why not they are his f-ing kids i think people tend to forget.
I’m so sick of people saying all that sh!t about K Fed-she picked him! AND she chased him-why the he!! would anyone feel sorry for her?
He and Britney were proof positive that stupid people shouldn’t breed, but it’s too late now. I never would have guessed that he would come off at least posing to be the better of the the two of them. He may very well win custody of his boys, but I don’t think he will get much in the way of a monetary award. Truly, I don’t think Brit has a whole lot left. He may get what she’s got left, but even he could blow through that in under a year if he doesn’t get it in some sort of trust fund for the kids’ futures.
To ditto someone else’s post, I used to think these kids would be better off raised by a pack of wolves too; but at any rate I think they’d be better off with him than they would Britney’s parents. After all, they didn’t do such a stellar job of raising her. And she has a little sister that hasn’t yet reached the age of majority. As Pooh used to say, “Oh, bother….”
I wish Kevin well. He needs to get those boys away from Britney ASAP before she pulls a Benoit. She is the laughing stock of the world now – hope she realizes now that “people just aren’t into her”.
Stick a fork in her beer belly – she is done.
Hey Britney, Karma certainly is a bitch. You stole Kevin away from his 8 month pregnant girlfriend and mother of his child & child to be.
You DESERVE everything horrible that is happening to you.
Maybe now you will realize that you can’t just go around doing whatever you want whenever you want just because you WERE a star. Good riddens.
“He just wants to get custody of those kids so he can get money. ”
Not true. He is not requesting any extra child support money or anything at all in terms of a monetary reward in this case. He really just wants his kids away from Britney. And honestly, if you were a parent, you’d know how much you loved your own kids and you’d be horrified if your ex-spouse was treating them poorly. I used to hate K-Fed, but now I actually kind of admire the guy. He’s really cleaned up his act, and even though he might not be the smartest guy ever, at least he still cares. Who would have guessed…
#71, great point.
K-Fed is a gold digging fame whore.
sure, FedEx is a golddigger going after Brit Brit’s money because she has lots of it and he thinks he’s entitled to it. BUT – Shar Jackson (remember her? his other babies’ mama?) has stood up for him and called him a good daddy and said that he provides for her kids. We just don’t hear about it because who the eff is Shar Jackson? She gets no “love” from the ‘razzi. They don’t care about her kids’ birthdays. He’s not a building a case based on their quality time….
Thats not what I read…..I read K-Fed was in Vegas same time of Britney’s vma’s and Britneys parents were babysitting kids at his house while he partied in Vegas…afterall wasn’t his kids birthday (jayden til Sept 12th vma’s were the 9th anfd that he went to Vegas on the 7th……..he parties just like Britney does…what makes him such a great parent?
The guy’s a fucking ass clown, but at least he’s taking care of the kids.
This is very sad indeed. I think Kevin is only doing this for the money, and I think he will one day he’ll regret taking the children away from their mother.
Why does he not go out and get a job like a real man instead of ripping the mother of his kids for money?
He is so ugly he makes me puke…!!!