Kevin Federline really making sure he wins custody battle

September 11th, 2007 // 78 Comments
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While Britney Spears demonstrated to the entire world how screwed her career is, guess what Kevin Federline was doing on Sunday. Partying in Vegas? Nope. Hitting up a strip club? Sorry. Having some beers at a local bar? Not even close. Kevin Federline was throwing a pool party for his son’s birthdays. People reports:

Personal assistants were seen picking up banners, balloons and an ice cream cake, all in the theme of the animated movie Cars, for Jayden James, who turns 1 on Wednesday, and Sean Preston, who turns two on Friday.

It gets even better.

Spears’s parents, Jamie and Lynne, stopped by for the party at Federline’s San Fernando Valley home, joining about 20 guests. They had also visited their grandchildren the day before, while their daughter was hitting the club scene in Vegas.

Kevin, dude, you won. You have this thing in the bag. Go do something crazy. Treat yourself. Solicit a prostitute. Get a DUI. Hell, is someone really pissing you off lately? Murder them. Sometimes you need to relax and let your cornrows down a little. Don’t even worry about what your lawyers say. You don’t need them. Just hire that kid who makes the tacos at Taco Bell. He doesn’t speak English? Even better. That might finally add some challenge. Maybe. But probably not.

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  1. hoho

    i love britney!! WOOHOOO!

  2. ryan

    k fed is the man .. and i’m first

  3. ryan

    shit second

  4. ToTellTheTruth

    He just wants to get custody of those kids so he can get money. Those kids are better off being raised by a pack of wolves.

  5. jrzmommy

    I’ve always respected him. And I don’t care what anybody says – he’s hot!

  6. The world has turned upside down…..who would have ever imagined….

  7. Sad social commentany when this douche is the good parent!

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  8. LadyJane

    Him and his Irish quadruplets. Time to snip the vas, man….

  9. veggi

    My half a sammich from yesterday makes brit look bad.

  10. jrzmommy

    Wally’s on real roll today…………..
    Anyhoo……..ditching your kids’ birthday? Man….to paraphrase Chris Rock, Colin Powell has a better chance of taking the bronze in women’s gymnastics than Britney does of getting custody of those kids.

  11. Bag-o-fun

    Hurry, someone give him the Dad of the Year award before he goes and knocks up a ho again.

  12. smegma

    He’ll try to celebrate his victory by having a 3-way, but it’ll end up being with Natasha Lyonne and Amy Winehouse.

  13. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    wally must have be amped on meth today. How else could a palsic type so fast with one hand and furiously masturbate with the other simultaneously. sign him up for ‘America’s Got Talent’.

  14. I deeply Hate Kevin Federline…
    and…

    I LOVE BRITNEY…

    Ps: “It’s Britney Bich” Forever

  15. Carrie

    I can’t join in with all the moaning about the kids’ welfare. In every picture I’ve seen they look retarded, exactly what you’d expect given the parents. Kevin is probably trying to act like a good parent to get some financial reward out of it, but that’s good enough for them. They’ll grow up to be petty criminals, earn their GEDs in prison, and then go on to careers in environmental services (not the drivers, but the guys who walk behind the trucks). Forget adoption, why waste a truly good parent on a couple of retards?

  16. ayyyoo

    fuck k-fed

  17. ayyyoo

    lol @ number 16…so true tho

  18. whale on a beach

    I hope Kevin gets the kids. Britney can’t even take care of herself. She’s a danger to society. She needs to be locked up in a looney bin.

  19. mong mong

    Haha, every time I imagine what the kids will be like as teens/young adults, I burst out laughing. One of them will be a drug addict failed punk lost in Las Vegas and the other will be a politician.
    Doesn’t get worse than that.

  20. THAT BITCH DIDN’T WIN SHIT! HE IS DOING THIS FOR PUBLICITY!

    WHY HAVEN’T YOU HEARD NEWS ABOUT HIM THROWING HIS OTHER KIDS A BIRTHDAY PARTY?

    AND IT IS OK FOR HER TO HIT CLUBS UP, SHE IS STILL YOUNG!
    AS LONG AS HER KIDS WERE SOMEWHERE SAFE, THAT IS ALL WHAT MATTERS!

    IT IS LIKE HIS LAWYERS..GATHERED HIM, AND SAID: WELL KEVIN SINCE BRITNEY IS FEELING LOW ABOUT HERSELF, LET STAB HER IN THE BACK A LITTLE DEEPER”

    HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT SHE DIDN’T PLAN HER OWN PARTY WITH HER KIDS? HIS CAMP JUST BEAT HER ADVERTISING IT!
    HE STILL IS A JERK,AND JIGGAHO! HE HASN’T WON SHIT!
    YOU PEOPLE KILL ME, YOU JUST WANT HER TO DIE, BUT GOD WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN, SHE WILL GET HER SHIT TOGETHER!

    AND WHY IS IT COOL FOR A MAN TO PARTY..THAT HAS NEW BORN TWINS AT HOME, AND NOT A WOMAN?

    THAT IS SOME DOUBLE STANDARD BULLSHIT!

  21. AND NOT ONLY THAT, THIS BUM WAS PARTYING EVERY FUCKING DAY, WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT! i’LL CRY TO!

  22. jrzmommy

    CAN YOU STOP YELLING BRANDISH?

  23. come on now

    Dont hate the kids……….not their fault.

  24. Ok, Jrzmommy..I will be nice today

    but I can’t stand men like him, he sucks ass so damn bad!

  25. maugham

    Caps lock abuse makes babies cry.

  26. People Magazine

    Sources report that everybody – the assistants, the nanny, Lynne Spears – went home happy. And newly pregnant.

  27. 26

    did you cry? did you go find a binky? ooooohh! lame ass!

  28. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    for someone backwards enough to come to a website like The Superficial and profess their love for Britney Spears, BRANDISH, you sure do start a lot of shit.

  29. I can’t believe this douche managed to turn himself around. It shows how far Britney’s fallen. http://www.barrylefarge.com/permalink.php?PostID=102

  30. Pretty Baby

    I know Kevin’s trying to be a good boy, but I’d kill for a picture of him (not Britney) getting out of car after deciding to go commando!

  31. FromOutOfNoWhere

    This is all a fake publicity stunt. The only thing this wanna thug is doing is listening to his lawyer, because unless he gets some serious dough, his lawyer owns his balls. Remember earlier this lawyer ranting how Fed-Ex blew threw the alimony he got, and wanted Brittney to foot half his legal bills for the divorce. How the hell you get legal bills from a divorce when you have a pre-nup.
    Anyway if Brittney wasn’t rich he would give a shit about the boys, like he doesn’t give a hoot about his earlier kids. Hell he ditch his ex while she was 8 months pregnant with his kids to go gold digging.

    The best scenario, Fed-Ex gets the kids, but no alimony or child support, and is forced to get a job.

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  33. Jaxon

    That must feel pretty crappy that her mom is over at Kevin’s house. But then that IS the only way she can see her grandkids since Britney cut her off. Still, that would sting like a bitch that they are birthday party-ing together with the boys.

  34. lambman

    its still kinda pisses me off that the dude has 4 kids, and only cares about the two he stands to get tons of child support for….I hope Britney’s lawer is at least smart enough to point that out..

  35. vs

    britney sucks, but he*s a bad person; look at his face, he*s a sarcastic smile like sayin* “hoho, i fuck her, her career and I remain with the money..”

  36. jrzmommy

    35–I don’t think that he cares more for the two he has with Britney, I think Shar is a decent mother so he doesn’t have to worry as much for those two kids’ safety and well-being as much as he does for the other two.

  37. flavio

    look, not to defend k-fed, but maybe he isn’t getting press for throwing parties for his other kids because its NOT THEIR BIRTHDAY right now. idiots. and also, their mom ISN’T FAMOUS, so who would cover it to begin with?

  38. Lola

    #35 that faulty reasoning of yours wouldnt hold up in court b/c its pure speculation of K-feds intentions of whose kids he loves more… a lawyer would never use that in court because its not breaking any judicial or domestic rules and a judge would laugh at that cause it would waste the courts time. Fact is, k-fed IS WITH these boys providing love and a good family life which the kids do not have with their mother. So whatever reason K-Fed has behind his motives of care-whether it is money, etc, he is WITH the kids and not clubbing like the lunatic who birthed them…that is what the courts look at—– their environment… its not about the fathers motives but about the safety of those children PERIOD!!! maybe Spears should have been more careful in getting pregnant twice if she didnt want to be a mother and that her new husband was after her money……but she wasn’t! so who is really to blame! I say SHE IS!! you play you PAY kiddo!!! it happens to men all the time.

  39. um

    Dude, I’ll take KFeds side any day. He’s been way cool through this whole ordeal. Plus he videtapped Britney stoned and it’s on youtube. Love him for that. But anyway, these kids need attention from someone who matters, not their nanny or whatever assistant is watching them today. I think it’s great he’s throwing them a party. If mommy is going to be a whore and act as though there are no children, well. Someone needs to step up. And he’s doing a great job.

  40. brennreyn

    Wow, I don’t think anyone saw this coming. Good job, K-Fed. I hope Britney is childless for the rest of her life.

  41. Crap Tonight

    That wasn’t their birthdays he was celebrating, it was his pay-day which mysteriously falls on the same time.

  42. shelby

    I do think it strange though, that, if he is as bad as you are all trying to make him out to be, why are HER parents happy to keep him close. To visit with him, and to feel comfortable doing so?

    He has an open face, he looks you in the eye, and he is happy sending himself up. He is not all that bad, and ….tell you something, he is quite dashing in some photos. He would clean up well! Just needs the right woman.

  43. He’s a douche. he might hide it for the custoody battle but he hasn’t changed.
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  44. jbird

    Mercy!! I had heard on the news wihile drving in this morning that Brit had been out once again wearing a short skirt with no knickers. Well, here it is: http://celebslam.buzznet.com/britney-spears-vagina/britney-spears-bald-vagina-nsfw-1jpg/

  45. I HATE K-FED, THAT STUPID JIGGAHO! I ASKED HIM NICELY NOT TO STICK IT IN MY ASS, AND HE DID ANYWAY AND HE LAUGHED AND IT HURT AND I CRIED. NOW MY ROOM SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND MY ASS HURTS!

    BRITNEY 4-EVA!

  46. K-Fed knows how to shame an ex, that’s for sure. A great quality to have IMO. Cheers!

  47. um

    Hey Brandish, how old are you?

  48. Jenster

    I’m almost rooting for him,
    I think the that him being a barley literate, money grubbing, star-fucker
    has managed to take Brintey Spears’s money, reputation, and now her kids
    makes me kinda laugh.

  49. jersey

    brandish
    why ya hating on kfed?? do know how difficult it must be to constantly explain to the kids that the nanny is not there mom? that there shouldnt be rum and coke in there bottles. why they are always in diapers and no pants. why mommy smokes her lollipops?why mommy is attacking a car with an umbrella? why mommy’s head looks like daddy’s?
    “daddy why do the kids in daycare call mommy a washed up ho?”
    “daddy why do we have to wear diapers and mommy doesnt?”
    “daddy why does uncle cris angel always make mommy’s pants disapear?”

    thank god for kfed otherwise those kids will grow up with no resepect for woman.

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