Kevin Federline Racially Confused

By: Superficial / January 19, 2005

20050119federline.jpgReader Suzie writes in “Kevin [Federline] got tired of having a hairstyle that required shampooing so now he sports corn rows. Not only is it low maintenance, it’ll definitely fool people into thinking he’s black which will help him launch his new rap career.” Speaking of which, why hasn’t an actual black person murdered Kevin Federline yet?

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