Kevin Federline picks up kid

Superficial / December 23, 2005

If there’s one good thing about sagging, it’s the way it makes you look like you have short little midget legs. At first I was horrified at the thought of Kevin Federline actually being responsible for another human being, but then I pictured him waddling around in his saggy jeans and started laughing. Because I bet he waddles just like a penguin. And that’s funny.