Kevin Federline named ‘Father of the Year’

June 3rd, 2008 // 56 Comments

At long last Kevin Federline is being recognized as the Daddy of all Daddies. A Las Vegas club will honor K-Fed’s dedication to his children, and his unwavering efforts to protect them from their mother’s vagina. People reports:

Just in time for Father’s Day, Prive Las Vegas will award the proud papa of four his “father of the year” status at a party he is slated to host there June 13.
Sources tell PEOPLE he will be awarded the title during a presentation at the club.

Of course, when your ex-wife is Britney Spears, it’s pretty easy to look like an awesome parent in comparison. Kevin could’ve dropped Jayden in the lion’s den at the zoo and still came out ahead. People would be patting him on the back saying “Oh, don’t worry about it. Kids’ arms grow back all the time.” Then Kevin would ask “Really?” And they’d say “No, not really. Jesus, someone should sterilize you before you reproduce again.”

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  1. Lana

    FIRST!

  2. Lana

    FIRST!

  3. Lana

    FIRST

  4. Lana

    and whats with his hair?

  5. Oveta

    Lana is real excited about being first. 4th, btw, but I may be wrong.

  6. Father of the Smear

    It’s official. Las Vegas is now hell on earth. I mean holy fuck. Do they have hurricanes in the desert? (crosses fingers)

  7. Randal's Evil Troll

    Now here is a figure of fashion! Quite the handsome man, he. This hunk of stud. This male meat – mate of Ms. Spears the Queen of Pop.
    Somber gray to present an image of sullen maturity but with muted sky blue to express the essence of sky – a quiet sky without stars behind, for his queen has left her throne.
    In his palace of love. Oh what to do?
    Let us all become nude little things and dance around a giant tree in the park and sing ditties from the Fed’s lurkingly popular rap album as memorial to their immortal love.
    A love thas is more than love for they have two beautiful little boys (lap full of slobber) together!

    Your – Randal (well the evil troll one at least)

  8. Jennifer Hammond

    I dont know why people slam him so much. He actually seems to be doing a good job at being a dad. He isnt seen running around town with kids in tow all the time, he himself isnt even seen that much out and about. He is a better dad than alot of men out there that dont have shit to do with their kids.

  9. Southern Bell

    He’s tall and hot! I’d bang him till the cows came home.

  10. Auntie Kryst

    A father of the year award ceremony in Vegas is like a humanitarian award show in Pyongyang. PS, congrats to this year’s winners, K-Fed and the Burmese Junta..

  11. Randal

    Surprise, surprise?

    Of course not!

    Kevin has been keeping himself on the right road since he became a father, realizing that his dream of being a rap star will be just that. As much as Popozou was a hit in Brazil, it didn’t fair very well in North America.

    Cue in the dad routine.

    With Britney on the fritz (thankfully, she too is on the mend), Kevin pulled up his socks and stepped it up and has been doing so since.

    You’re a better father than some other men out there who abandon their own flesh and blood. You my good man, deserve more than a star and you’ve gotten it.

    Father of the Year!

    Congrats.

    Randal

  12. havoc

    And…. cue the four horsemen.

    .

  13. Gia

    He did what chicks usually do and marry for money and then get divorced and collect big time. From all I’ve read he is a good parent but spends money like he has a career.

  14. butterfly

    Wow, 2 years ago you would have been shocked to know this was coming. Serious sign that times have changed!

  15. Jendetta

    Father of the Year -KFed
    Mother of the Year- Dina Lohan

    If Heidi Montag gets any award other than Douche of the Century, i shall declare that the end is here and eat a bullet.

  16. Igottabemeeee

    Yeah, what a great father. Ran out on the first bunch, because Britney spread her legs for him. Then he divorces her when she’s in trouble, takes a huge amount of her money, and people praise him for staying home sitting on his ass while nannies raise his kids. It appears that people have very little expectations these days.

    I’m thinking this should mean that I am Ballerina of the Year! I don’t dance, I’m too old, but what the hell, since you don’t actually have to do anything to earn awards and be praised by all. Shit Lohan is mother of the year too. Ice skating in Hell everybody!

  17. PunkA

    Shameless promotion by that club. WHo had ever heard of Prive until this? Give out some bogus award to K-Fed and the next thing you know your club is a household name. Pretty savvy, even though it is pathetic.

  18. Hecubus

    Hey, I don’t wanna be a bother but … does anyone have the number for Al Qaeda ??? I think I might go join up.

  19. kakadoodliedoo

    Seriously though, the end must be near ;)

  20. crazygut

    people wonder whats wrong with this country, then Boom Kfed Wins father of the year and Dina Lohan wins Mother of the year… up next Nick Hogan Driver of the year?
    this is so sad.. yet I cant turn away….

  21. Tommy Sneakers

    I declared Betty White the sexiest woman alive.

  22. It's Backassward day!

    Dad of the year- K-Fed
    Mom of the year- Dina Lohan
    President of the year -GW
    Sexiest Woman of the Year – Kirstin Dunst
    Sexiest Man of the Year – Pete Wentz

  23. Randal?

    You’re a better father than some other men out there who abandon their own flesh and blood. You my good man, deserve more than a star and you’ve gotten it.

    What about his first too faggot?
    Shut up moron queer.

  24. crazycarl

    Betty White is the sexiest woman alive dammit! And she makes great cookies too!

  25. Igottabemeeee

    Apparently 23 forgets the first batch of bastards that Kfed abandoned to pump Brit. He must be a proud American, since we pride ourselves on our extremely short memories.

  26. Hey Mistake aka #11

    Hey Sugarbritches, what about all the real men unlike the fags like you that stay with their wives and work jobs 40-50 hours a week. Some of them have served in the military and work hard jobs through the years. And they love their kids through everything for their whole lives.
    This little asshole has 2 kids by a woman and then leaves her and the babies for some millionaire bimbo and her money and then leaves her and gets a lot of her money. Of course he keeps those kids, they are his meal ticket.

    Hey man, why don’t you shove a tire iron up you rass, homosexual. You offer nothing here other than your vacant redundance.
    Ordinarily you are boring and vaguely amusing in a little miss fag kind of way. But this has pushed the envelope. You are stupid, man. This wimp Father of the year and you support it?

    You will never be a father…homo. So please stick to running commentaries on how women should dress. You know and like they should be nice and thin because all you little faggots hate real women with breasts and ass. You like the tall skinny parodies. They are less icky without the soft bits.

    AIDS

  27. LouLou

    Hey, am I the only one that isn’t forgetting that he left Shar Jackson when she was pregnant with this 2nd child! Hello?

  28. LouLou

    Hey, am I the only one that isn’t forgetting that he left Shar Jackson when she was pregnant with this 2nd child! Hello?

  29. #28 Hey, no (look up)…der..

  30. coco

    Look at him. He looks like a rodent of some sort.

  31. Satan

    I see that all is well. Good. At least for me.

  32. latty

    to be fair, a monkey or a pack of wild wolves would look better in comparison to brit-brit. at least monkeys groom themselves.

  33. m

    26 – most passive aggressive of the year
    “Hey Sugarbritches, what about all the real men unlike the fags like you that stay with their wives and work jobs 40-50 hours a week.”

    “because all you little faggots hate real women with breasts and ass. You like the tall skinny parodies. ”

    i am guessing you have shit education, a lame job and your girlfriend is fat.

    whats with the constant gay bashing.while talking about the guy’s shitty parenting..? …………..what is wrong with you? why does bad parenting conjure images of gay people for you? ….

    oh wait…..
    clever way of letting us know- not that anyone asked.

  34. Navel Gazer

    Tremendous! When push came to shove, KFed showed he was not only willing but able to get those children out of danger by

    throwing a pap under a speeding train.

    Well played KFed, well played.

    Oh, um, Adnab, RIP. Them’s the breaks.

  35. For #33

    Do not be so witless to confuse “passive agression” with anger. I am not agressive, I am disgusted with the way that faggots are directing women’s fashion and how does that make sense? How is it that a man should, in any decent society, design clothes for a woman? And why should the “models” have to starve themselves into an artificial caracture of a real woman?
    Randal states that this filthy whore mongering punk deserves to be father of the year and gayly awards him a star (how queer, the little bitch). You honestly mean to tell me that this brain dead punk who ran out on his first batch and stays with the second is the best father in America?

    My education, job and girlfriend have nothing to do with this.
    Gay bashing? What’s wrong with that? I am responding to Randal specifically you dumb whore. He comes here and makes mindless comments as those he was an informed critic of import and he stepped over a boundary this time with me.

    Attention Gay “men”. Please refrain from talking about women and raising children. These are things you nothing about.

    As for you “m”…shut up retard.

  36. Sally

    He looks handsome. I saw him on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. Is he single now? Just curious.

  37. m

    “My education, job and girlfriend have nothing to do with this.”

    actually they do– because you are ignorant….
    for example
    “Attention Gay “men”. Please refrain from talking about women and raising children. These are things you nothing about.”

    do you know the stats on sexual abuse? do you know why Connell, J Week (if you even know who these people are ) write that 95% of sexual abuse is committed by straight identified men……….its 95..because its difficult to prove 100% in legal context……world is not black and white —shocking isnt it?

    to say that all gay men have no knowledge of raising kids is a false stupid generalization that even a moron like yourself should realize cannot be proven

    education has a lot to do with it…you know sexuality= information= education…

    “Gay bashing? What’s wrong with that? ”
    are you for real?????????///// lol
    you need someone to bash when you see a problem— its always a binary for people like you.- if theres a problem you need someone to take it out on…
    blaming how models look on gay people.or . ..= ISSUES
    there is always a guilty party!!!!! someone is gotta pay right? lol
    calling me retard—you are passing judgement on everyone- calling people names and making feeble uninformed arguments
    i quoted you – big difference….think about it

    you are not passive aggressive- prove it and don’t respond to me this time

    and yea- i still think you have no education and your girlfriend is fat…..i said thats what your comments shows…..i have no problem with your life style….you clearly do..hence the bashing

  38. Oddly, no one seems to be running out to get Earl’s rooster do, despite his cutting edge fashion sense and keen eye for mendacity.

  39. 616

    Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you America? This dude is father of the year?!?! Are you fucking kidding??? That’s as fucking stupid as Dina Lohan being Mother of the Year… Real show of where the American family is at this point: Disgusting, selfish, divorced, and wealth-obsessed… Even though terrorist attacks really originate from your tax dollars and government agencies, I find it hilarious that you guys couldn’t ever understand why terrorists would want to attack you. You’re fucking cheesy!!! That’s why!!!! A huge parade of over-tanned, botox-injected, breast-implanted, “reality” TV freaks… Have fun in the hell that you created.

  40. m...you ignorant skank

    I am kinda busy right now. I hope you are here more often so we can have a nice long drawn out war you sorry excuse for an uneducated liberal loser.
    I am self employed and did not need a degree to make money. I taught myself, unlike your institutionalized dumb uncreative common ass.
    My girls (3) are not fat, nor am I. If you met me you would be on your knees with me down your throat later. (nothing new for a whore like yourself)

    Passive/agressive? Try outright agressive, coward.

    Gay bashing was good fun once upon a time. Gays need to hide away in their little gay worlds and not have an active role in normal society. What do they offer? Are you feebly trying to insinuate that they provide a valuable function for men like myself? Designing clothes and color coordinating my walls and furniture? What the fuck?

    Ha ha ha I bet you are fat and ugly and hang out with faggots – the only men that will have your cheesy fat ugly ass around!!!! Ha ha ha !

    Whore, keep it flowing (no not your mung drippings and by the way, clothes pins can help with the big flappy loose vaginal lips thing. I know someone of your statre cannot afford plastic surgery.

    Enjoy your meaningless day and go over and hang with your gay cousin later and watch Oprah and learn about society as taught by her worthless ass.

  41. M

    Wow! Just last week he lost his son at Disenyland. Seriously.

  42. snow white

    Okay folks father of the year, he lives off some ones elses money, has a nanny and body guard who take care of the children, is a low life, married for money so he could be supported for the rest of his life. Now I know why Brit went nuts, he comes off as daddy of the years which is a total joke, I will stay away from Las Vegas I can tell you.

    Looser that is what he is.

  43. blackbeauti

    WTF! R THESE PPL REALLY SERIOUS! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMIN TO?! HE DOES NOTHIN OH I GUESS HE GOT CUZ THERE HASNT BEEN ANY BAD NEWS IN THE MEDIA ABOUT HIM LATELY THIS IS SOME B.S. I GUESS MIKE VICK SHOULD GET ANIMAL LOVER OF THE YEAR AWARD. THESE PPL IN VEGAS ARE CLOWNS TRULY!

  44. Belicoso

    Now K-Fed might not be a great dad by “real world” standards (and maybe he is, I have no idea) but he definitely qualifies as a great dad by Hollywood standards. What qualifies you as a great Dad in Hollywood is simply not exploiting your children. This has proven to be too great of a temptation for the likes of Dina Lohan, Larry Birkhead and Joe Simpson (I know that they don’t all live in Hollywood, and Dina isn’t even a father, but you get the idea) who consistently find ways to make a buck off of their children. So I salute you K-Fed for not caving in and making your money the old fashioned way…..support from your super-rich but insane/unfit ex-wife.

  45. noodlemonkey

    Yea, I never thought I’d say it, but I don’t mind him so much. At least he doesn’t shamelessly exploit his kids at every opportunity, a la Larry Birkhead.

  46. Natalie Fabian

    the guy who writes the comments at the superficial is the funniest person ever. seriously.

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  48. the guy who writes the comments at the superficial is the funniest person ever. seriously.

  49. the guy who writes the comments at the superficial is the funniest person ever. seriously.

  50. Yea, I never thought I’d say it, but I don’t mind him so much. At least he doesn’t shamelessly exploit his kids at every opportunity, a la Larry Birkhead.

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