Kevin Federline misses son’s birthday

kfed_missbday.jpgPage Six reports that Kevin Federline skipped the first birthday party of his son Kaleb, one of his two kids with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson. A spokeswoman for Shar claims that Kaleb’s birthday last Wednesday “came and went without a visit, present or phone call from Kevin or Britney.”

It must be hard to keep track of all your kids’ birthdays when you’ve got like a billion of them to random women you met in hillbilly land. My friend Kiori memorized pi to 36,623 digits and even she can’t count the number of hillbilly kids that Kevin Federline has running around. And maybe I made that up, but maybe Kevin Federline is also a manwhore. You be the judge.