Despite being the greatest artist of our generation and the most underrated person in Hollywood – or the planet Earth for that matter – so few $20 tickets have been sold for Kevin Federline’s Nov. 4 show that sources at Webster Hall say “we may just cancel it. New Yorkers are clearly not fans of ‘Popozao’ [Federline's pathetic first single].” Additionally, his Cleveland show was also canceled due to lack of interest.
I refuse to believe it. I’ve heard Popozao. I’ve seen the madness caused by its lyrical genius and bumpin’ beats. It’s as if Kevin Federline managed to reach out and touch God himself. And then grabbed him, ate him, and squeezed him out of his butthole in musical format. Only replace ‘God’ with feces. Because the song’s creation seems only possible by the processing of feces into even more concentrated feces. It’s that feces-tacular.
48–blasphemer. Even in jest, that is sick and twisted. Take it back right now and promise to never say it again.
he is not a good singer. i would rather watch a turd for 2 hours. even a sloppy turd is betterer than his performance. unless he is impersonating a turd in which case he is very good and i want to go and see him.
If K-Earl’s plane crashed on the Canadian/U.S. border and he survived the wreck, then both countries would be mad that he wasn’t dead.
is he was on fire i would piss on him. aww fuk it. i would piss on him anyway, just cos i would like to piss on him with my piss.
One thing I do like about Earl- I say “word” and “yo” in my sentences. HE does it, then so can I.
Fec-tacular. As underrated as “Short Circuit 2.”
lol @ k-fag
I need a suga-momma. I gots some rap that’s a-dyin’ to get out…yo…yo…yo!
Lmao, one has to feel sorry for this vanilla face once in a while. Still I would snatch his ass up ya smell me?
Cruzadas, you’ve sorely underestimated this titan. Oh, wait, sorry. I though we were talking about Kevin Nealon. Never mind…
I wonder who will be the next victim after Britney sobers up and loses this asshole. Not that I am a Spears fan, but damn this guy is a total piece of shit!
I wonder who will be the next victim after Britney sobers up and loses this asshole. Not that I am a Spears fan, but damn this guy is a total piece of shit!
First Paris’s album flops, now this!!
Peeps are losing their good taste.
He should stick to what he’s good @ and trie to make money by donating sperm or something
Is PopoZao a Californication wannabe? I mean, it worked out great for RHCP but for a guy that doesn t have peppers, red, or hot in his name…well…this is what happens. Silly ass cap and dislexic gestures.
Love it though, mailed it to all my friends. This Kevin guy is making history on VH1 Kept Men Show.
My God I hate Kevin Federline, his acting on CSI was short and aweful.
well, that was unexpected – totally