Kevin Federline loves Vegas

Kevin Federline reportedly left his three month pregnant wife Britney Spears at her brother’s apartment in Santa Monica last weekend and headed to Vegas with his buddies where he partied at club Pure in the company of a woman who called herself a “VIP Escort.” According to a witness, at one point the “escort” was sitting on Kevin’s lap and he was sliding his hands all over her. Another source says Kevin refused to answer Britney’s phone calls all weekend and reportedly told his friends, “If I ever get a divorce, I want to move to Vegas.” Heck, why wait for the divorce? Although it would be difficult to leave Britney’s new pregnant-woman breasts behind. Women are just more bearable when they’ve got a huge rack. It’s like a law of physics or something.

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