Kevin Federline just as pathetic as you imagined

November 7th, 2006 // 78 Comments
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Comments (78)

  1. Porcelina | November 7, 2006 at 8:17 am

    what a moron

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  2. scoos | November 7, 2006 at 8:18 am

    first?

    P.S. What a douche.

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  3. Nimbus | November 7, 2006 at 8:18 am

    2nd :(

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  4. slantingthroughdarkness | November 7, 2006 at 8:19 am

    The 300 people who did show up were homeless guys who heard there was a free delousing.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

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  5. gfunk | November 7, 2006 at 8:21 am

    Maybe he’ll die now.

    Nevermind, that’s just too much to hope for.

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  6. whackjob | November 7, 2006 at 8:21 am

    a few years from now when they feature the great K-Fed’s rise to stardom on “Behind the Music” you’ll all feel like fools for not appreciating and recognizing his immense talent. Now excuse me and piss off whilst I go refresh my meds…

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  7. tabathadolley | November 7, 2006 at 8:21 am

    300 people showed up? What… did he pay them to show up?

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  8. kristin | November 7, 2006 at 8:22 am

    nevertheless i’d happily suck his enormous cock

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  9. jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 8:23 am

    I can just hear it now, “Them Yankee city folk don’t know good muzik when they hears it, Kay-vin. You done a good job, baby.”

    I. Hate. Him.

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  10. Brain Embolism | November 7, 2006 at 8:26 am

    I see a big black “L” slowly materializing on his sloped forehead.

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  11. D'oh Eyes | November 7, 2006 at 8:26 am

    Hee heeeeeee! Wigger goin’ down! Wigger goin’ down!

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  12. sonreesa | November 7, 2006 at 8:26 am

    gee whiz….i mean after that MASTERFUL performance where he fooled everyone with small children at the teen choice awards…..i would’ve thought that he was packing in the crowds….what a tool.

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  13. BigJim | November 7, 2006 at 8:28 am

    Fucking Typekey just made my computer do the funky chicken and I had to shut everything down.

    That stupid thing is gayer than Neil Patrick and K-Earl put together.

    But not quite as gay as TC.

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  14. Deecag | November 7, 2006 at 8:29 am

    Ha ha ha ha!!!! Awesome! What a tool!

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  15. jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 8:31 am

    I want to see pictures of the attendees. I need to see what these people look like.

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  16. moni | November 7, 2006 at 8:33 am

    he needs to have his wife show up, walk around behind him and drop a baby or two. at least that would get people in.

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  17. BarbadoSlim | November 7, 2006 at 8:33 am

    HA! get used to it POPOFAG

    poo poo , poo poo fag, poo poo fag

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  18. PapaHotNuts | November 7, 2006 at 8:33 am

    Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard.

    This went on for thirty minutes unitl he mentioned “my nigga” on stage and a black security guard killed him.

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  19. jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 8:34 am

    Who’s the queer with the bandana?

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  20. Mojo | November 7, 2006 at 8:34 am

    this idiot really just needs to stop already.

    http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

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  21. biatcho | November 7, 2006 at 8:35 am

    I can’t wait for Wesbter Hall to go the route of CBs and just close down already. This seems like a good way to officially get your doors chained up.

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  22. RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 8:35 am

    Being Earl’s hype man must be as bad as being that guy who cleans the bedsheets after bukake shoots, or being an elephant proctologist. Yea, it’s that fucking bad.

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  23. RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 8:37 am

    Scroll to the bottom… yes Earl’s hype man has it worse than the elephant guy…

    http://www.worldsmostamazingvideos.tv/clips.html

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  24. jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 8:40 am

    Actually, I believe what that fag is wearing is called a “neckerchief”

    oh, and…
    WHAT IS THAT GAY FUCKING FACE K-FUCK IS MAKING IN THE FIRST PICTURE?

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  25. Deecag | November 7, 2006 at 8:41 am

    Ha ha ha ha!!!! Stupid Earl.

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  26. D'oh Eyes | November 7, 2006 at 8:41 am

    Anybody watch Prison Break last night?

    Me love me some mulatto.

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  27. BeautifulNightmare | November 7, 2006 at 8:42 am

    OK, @ #8… can we please not talk about sucking Earl’s “enormous” (quotes because I seriously doubt it) cock? Isn’t it bad enough that we have to look at the guy’s face much less think about sucking his diseased covered “enormous” (once again the quotes of doubt) cock?

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  28. KimberWolf | November 7, 2006 at 8:42 am

    Saddest Celebrity Ever

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  29. no one you know | November 7, 2006 at 8:44 am

    @ 24…I believe he is straining to see his career. That, or pushing out the steaming pile that is his new, and last, album.

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  30. HolisticWisdomcom | November 7, 2006 at 8:45 am

    He is like the kid that feeds off of negative attention thinking that attention is just attention and not recognizing the difference.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  31. smeejay | November 7, 2006 at 8:46 am

    “suck his enoumous cock”???!!! the only BIG DICK in kevin’s life is brattany.

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  32. krisdylee | November 7, 2006 at 8:46 am

    Aaahhh, sweet schadenfraude.

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  33. NipsyHustle | November 7, 2006 at 8:46 am

    this guy is like herpes..we’ll never really be free of him. the 300 people that showed up were little girls who heard there was a free pony giveaway and about 20 pedophiles toting stick horses. after the three hour wait i’m sure his “fan base” dwindled significantly due to it being a school night.

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  34. smeejay | November 7, 2006 at 8:47 am

    ask a kid what they want out of life and they’ll reply,”to be famous”. historicly fame has always been a byproduct of talent, and often an unwanted byproduct. infotainment has created a generation of ego driven pseudo-artists. hundreds of future classics poured out of radios every year if the 70′s. now, name ten CLASSICS from last year. no, take your time, i’ll wait.

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  35. BarbadoSlim | November 7, 2006 at 8:48 am

    @28 & 29 CELEBRITY!?!?!? CAREER!?!?

    WHAT? WHO? WHERE?

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  36. Genevieve | November 7, 2006 at 8:48 am

    This is the second best news I’ve heard all week. Second best because the best news would be that ‘Earl’ has drop dead, but I’m willing to settle for this for the time being.

    Anyway I’d say it’s quite likely that he’ll die of shame once Brit-Brit releases her new album, goes platinum and starts filling up concert halls.

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  37. Sho'Nuff | November 7, 2006 at 8:50 am

    ASS BAG!!!

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  38. kate | November 7, 2006 at 8:55 am

    He and Britney are over. I can’t believe people are doing the “Oh my god, Britney’s making a comeback!!!” chant. How retarded.

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  39. laikiska | November 7, 2006 at 8:56 am

    They should use him for pro-abortion posters with captions saying: ‘This is the reason people abort’

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  40. NipsyHustle | November 7, 2006 at 8:58 am

    #35—get it right, barbadoslim…kfed is a “superstar”. he said so in his rap “lose control”. saying it makes it so.

    i often tell people that i’m a sweet little princess. but waking up on a frat house floor covered with jizz and an anonymous fist still in my ass pretty much kills my credibility.

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  41. Madrid Marriott | November 7, 2006 at 8:59 am

    See some of the poor wigger souls who stuck around, in the background of this photo…
    http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/11/kevin-muchmusic23.php

    Sorry kids. You earned and deserve your shame. Though there is a NY Magazine article out there, where almost everyone they interviewed said they were given free tickets…

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  42. DrBob2607 | November 7, 2006 at 9:01 am

    Okay. Which one of those 2 fucking retards is K-Fed? The “homey” with the bandana and the nice baseball cap, or the skinhead? Holy Shit, these 2 look like the guys that ride the special bus out to work at the bottle depot..

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  43. no one you know | November 7, 2006 at 9:03 am

    @35. Sorry, Barbado, I thought that by saying he was straining to see his career implied that there wasn’t one to begin with, but perhaps I should have said ‘lack of career’ instead. Sorry for any anguish I may have caused. However, I believe 28 has no excuse whatsoever.

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  44. 86 | November 7, 2006 at 9:04 am

    Its funny how celebrities divorce when one person becomes more popular than the other or wins an academy award or whatever…and these two are vying for the biggest waste of space award and seem totally happy. Wierd how that works.

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  45. Italian Stallion | November 7, 2006 at 9:06 am

    “I’m bringing pathetic back”……..

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  46. kristin | November 7, 2006 at 9:06 am

    suck suck suck (~~~ suck suck suck (~~~ <|====kfed

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  47. KimberWolf | November 7, 2006 at 9:17 am

    #43. Oh Come on. I didn’t put this in the “celebrity” online magazine. I commented on the fact he was already there.

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  48. 86 | November 7, 2006 at 9:21 am

    Is Suge Knight out of jail? I hope he hangs this guy off a balcony upside down by his ankles.

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  49. no one you know | November 7, 2006 at 9:32 am

    @47…Tell it to Barbado, baby.

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  50. purplepuppy | November 7, 2006 at 9:35 am

    He should stick to what he does best…knocking girls up and neglecting his various children, that’s the Kevin we know and love!

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