What do you get when you mix a giant douchebag, a recording studio, and the worst single ever released by a human being? The funniest fucking thing you’ll see today. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Kevin Federline bobbing his head and tripping out to his own pathetic single. Well maybe you have, but everything up until now has just been practice for this.
Thanks to the foxy Courtney and Karen for the tip.
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Kevin Federline = Vanilla ICE ….ON CRACK + HEROIN + CRYSTAL METH (ICE) + OXYCOTTONS + XANNAX. Complete waist of production, time and web space. All he needs to do is put Britney’s pink asshole in the video for it to sell, other than that not even his mother will buy a copy.
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K-Fed totally ripped this beat off from “Culo” by Pitbull. You’ll see. Do a search for it and you’ll know what I’m talking about. Culo meaning ass. Popozao meaning ass. What a rip-off loser!!
Perhaps he should have rehearsed in front of an unbiased audience. Nothing worse than making your debut looking and sounding like a welfare dependent, who just got the wheels taken off of his house. It’s a little sad and a bit hard to watch. What’s even sadder is the fact that there are people out there who are bobbing their heads to this video and find this rhythm inescapable.
My Top 50!
1.PoPoPethetic!
2.PoPoPacify Him Please.
3.PoPoPosterous!
4.PoPoPadded Room.
5.PoPo Up the Creek without a PoPopaddle!
6.Call the PoPoPaddywagon.
7.PoPoPaddywhack Give this Dog a Bone!
8.PoPoPage Dr. Dre for Help.
9.PoPoPainfull!
10.Brittney PoPopaid for him to get this far.
11.Quick! Get me a PoPoPainkiller!
12.I would have rather been stuck on Devils Island with PoPoPapillon!
13.PoPoPainstaking to watch!
14.Utterly PoPoPointless!
15.He’ll be PoPoPouting when it BOMBS!
16.PoPoPalatless!
17.No Talent PoPoPaleface!
18We could only hope that he’s eaten by a PoPoPolarbear!
19.Will someone please push his weak ass off of the PoPoPlatform Brittneys put him on.
20.We need volunteers for PoPoPallbearers, that song is stinking dead and needs to be buried.
21.Put it and him on a PoPoPallet and send them back to Japan along with all the rest of the rubber dog shit!
22.Open up the big hand and slap this fool with a PoPoPimpPalm!
23.Let him come up to East PoPoPalo Alto and play that weak ass shit.
24.Would someone please PoPoPunch him in the groin so he can’t reproduce anymore.
25.Throw his ass in jail and put a PoPoPadlock on it and throw away the key.
26.His next job! PoPoPanhandler!
27.What a PoPoPenis!
28.PoPoPapa never preache about this crap!
29.Its just going to make PoPoPeople Sick!
30.How much more PoPoPaper-thin could that get!
31.I see a PoPoPaper-hat in his near future.
32.You couldn’t cover up that nasty taste with PoPoPaprika.
33.I’d rather be infested with PoPoParasites than listen to it again.
34.Push him out of the plane without a PoPoParachute!
35.He’s really living in his very own little PoPoParadigm isn’t he?
36.Anything he says about this song is just a PoPoParadox of shame.
37.He does his own interviews to spin his own PoPoParajournalism.
38.To bad his mouth wasn’t PoPoParalyzed!
39.Someone hurry and call a PoPoParamedic!
40.The producer of this garbage must have PoPoParkinsons disease.
41.This idiot has about as much talent as a PoPoParsnip!
42.I wouldn’t even spend a PoPoPaso to buy this ear drum wreaker.
43.His brain is obviously saturated with to much PoPoPot to think its hot.
44.You’d have to be PoPopunch-drunk to listen to that shit!
45.Can you say PoPoPay-off!
46.Mixing equipment 20K, Studio time for 8 hrs 4K, Backup singers for 8 hrs 8K, watching this no talent assclown make a complete and utter joke of himself, PoPoPriceless!
47.He should stick to singing about what he knows best, using multimillion dollar wife for own personal gain, having same multimillion dollar wife buy him cars and motorcycles he could never afford, shopping, gambling and oh ya, manicures & PoPoPedicures!
48.Federline singing! Now I have another PoPoPetpeave to add to my list.
49.Its just a matter of time before he ends up in the PoPoPenal System with a PoPoParol Officer as his best friend.
50.Not even talented enough to become a One Hit Wonder, One-trick PoPoPony!
Jesus! I didn’t think he was that bad to begin with… He’s sinking deeper and deeper.. Poor Brit!! PoPoPoo….
WTF are those barnyard oinks at the beginning of the song? Did he seriously think those sounded cool? Mixed with his retarded cackling? He’s trying too hard, he should just give up already and realize he dosen’t have any real talent. The best thing for him to do would be like charity work or something, get out of the music business, he’s just a big joke.
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