The still-rotund Kevin Federline was spotted outside Kabuki Sushi Bar in LA yesterday, and I have no idea why he’s wheeling around a tiny suitcase. Although, I’m willing to bet money it holds a cow leg for him to chew on during the ride home.
KEVIN: Vicky, hand me mah cow leg.
VICTORIA: Honey, you left it in the trunk. I’ll pull over in a minute.
KEVIN: *gulp*
VICTORIA: What did you just – wait, didn’t we have both kids today?
KEVIN: I dunno.
I honestly don’t know how things didn’t work with Britney. They’re soul mates.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Kim | October 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Fat or not, he scored himself a very fuckable piece of ass.
Well done.
mel | October 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I can tell you why it didn’t work out. Someone ate the other’s stock of cheetos. Clearly.
Fred | October 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Why?
Viv | October 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm
And this is news? When are going to see real celebrities? Pics too expensive to post? Maybe I should get my celebity dirt elsewhere…
lbc | October 2, 2009 at 2:56 pm
i’ve seen him look worse….he actually looks like he lost weight!
lbc | October 2, 2009 at 2:56 pm
i’ve seen him look worse….he actually looks like he lost weight!
chupacabra | October 2, 2009 at 3:19 pm
either she’s got a fat fuck fetish, or she’s the ultimate gold-gold digger. Or is it gold digger-digger?
All Women Stalker | October 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Darn. And he used to be sorta cute.
-meream
Jackson | October 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Typical fat American like Kim Kardaskank.
Josh | October 2, 2009 at 3:48 pm
He needs to go on “what not to wear.” When fatties wear huge clothes, it makes them look even fatter. Lose the jumbo t-shirts and baggy shorts. Geez.
Randal | October 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Kevin is very good at marketing himself before his reality appearance for losing weight. What’s funny about it all is that everyone is so shocked at how large he is when it’s all been for the money he’ll receive after the show.
He was very fit and healthy before, he’ll be so again.
Randal
TS | October 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Heh, the ‘small’ suitcase is actually a bag for bowling balls and shoes.
ana | October 2, 2009 at 4:12 pm
He deserves it, I hope he stays fat!
The Rough report | October 2, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Don’t you need a license to be this fat? Ill bet he cut back on security though…
aj | October 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm
He can always use his child support checks to pay for gastric bypass surgery.
Randal(l) | October 2, 2009 at 4:33 pm
This was all a publicity stunt for him to get on dance your fat ass off. except it spun out of control when he discovered the fried butter spill that Britney left on their kids heads.
Randal(l)
Squishy | October 2, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Two words…Man Breasts
Beauty | October 2, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I love him
Max Planck | October 2, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I dunno, Randal, he just looks like a fat turd to me.
commodity trading | October 2, 2009 at 5:55 pm
That dudes trash!
Jesus Juice | October 2, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Smokers suck.
EuroNeckPain | October 3, 2009 at 2:56 am
How can anyone wear those ugly … what’s the name… shorts ? Midget pants ? Typical American-style-chic streetwear ?
Legs appear to measure a quarter of the body length. He looks like those spaceship inhabitants in the movie Wall-E.
Darth | October 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm
He doesn’t look like he’s in a hurry to lose weight.
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Jans | October 5, 2009 at 11:36 am
that’s actually not a suitcase.
it’s a two-ball bowling bag.
the funny thing is how he makes the bag look so tiny still LOL
money belt | October 15, 2009 at 8:47 am
85 pounds isn’t normal but neither is 385lbs which is what it looks like Kevin is weighing in at. My question is this. HOW did he get so fat so fast????
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