Kevin Federline is still fat as all hell

The still-rotund Kevin Federline was spotted outside Kabuki Sushi Bar in LA yesterday, and I have no idea why he’s wheeling around a tiny suitcase. Although, I’m willing to bet money it holds a cow leg for him to chew on during the ride home.

KEVIN: Vicky, hand me mah cow leg.
VICTORIA: Honey, you left it in the trunk. I’ll pull over in a minute.
KEVIN: *gulp*
VICTORIA: What did you just – wait, didn’t we have both kids today?
KEVIN: I dunno.

I honestly don’t know how things didn’t work with Britney. They’re soul mates.