Kevin Federline is still alive

Superficial / June 13, 2006

britney-spears-kevin-federline-together.jpgKevin Federline has been photographed with Britney Spears and Sean Preston for the first time in over three months. It’s nice of Britney to let him out of the basement long enough to pose for cameras and pretend their marriage isn’t a complete sham, but she could’ve dressed him up a bit more. Although I guess if Kevin showed up looking like a functioning member of society as opposed to an online predator people might suspect it was all just a show for the media. It’d be like Gary Coleman suddenly being photographed with money. Or not crying. Society just isn’t ready to accept it.

NOTE: It’s hard to make fun of K-Fed without his signature goatee. He almost looks like a legitimate human being and it’s really throwing me off.