Kevin Federline letting hospital trip slide

November 12th, 2008 // 18 Comments

Kevin Federline must be really enjoying sitting around in his boxers all day. He’s not taking Britney to court over their son Jayden’s trip to the emergency room, and is content with letting the whole thing ride, according to his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan who couldn’t resist a well-placed back-handed compliment to the Spears family. E! News reports:

“I think that whatever it is, a food allergy or some other case, we don’t know yet,” Kaplan said Tuesday. “We’re pleased that someone was aware enough to see that he was having some sort of reaction and do what was necessary to make sure there were no chances taken and got Jayden to the appropriate facility and got the appropriate evaluation to be timely.”

REPORTER: Any comments, Kevin?
KEVIN: Hey, look, when you have kids. These things happens. I mean, it’s not like she’s down there dangling him over alligators.
ASSISTANT: *whispers into Kevin’s ear*
KEVIN: Wow. Jesus. Okay, it’s not like she’s giving the kid a bag of raw chicken and telling him Mr. Alligator’s hungry.
ASSISTANT: *whispers into Kevin’s ear*
KEVIN: And covered him in BBQ sauce?
ASSISTANT: *nods*
KEVIN: Airport.

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  1. Does anyone really give a shit what K-Fed has to say? I think I would rather see a post on Amy Winewhore the K-Fed..

  2. LoLa

    What a shame someone like this nobody has control like this over an international pop-star. Sad life Shitney Spear-head must live. Give it a break bi-polar chunky whore

  3. Shitney

    Of course he’s not using this against her.
    He’s an ex-husband not an ex-wife

  4. Guy

    Way to over exaggerate on boring news stories, they were behind an 8 foot wire fence.

  5. yelloe

    I’ve seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. It is amazing!

  6. Rachel

    if he was having an allergic reaction, it is not necessary that Kevin go. Lighten up.

  7. Guy

    Plus Britney was only doing what any responsible parent would do, take their kid when they were having a spaz attack to he hospital.

  8. Who cares about those pesky kids right k-fed? you already got the mother load..

  9. havoc

    Hey! Isn’t he a rapper?

    .

  10. Sally

    You should write screenplays for comedies or tv shows…you’re awesome

  11. Fernando Narcos

    For onceI have to say Britney and The Trailer Park Posse did the right thing.The kid got hold of some of them boiled peanuts the white trash down there love so much,and they flipped his tremor switch,and they took him to the emergency room.That’s all there is to it.

    As for the trip to the alligator farm,so what?

  12. evainbaby

    I have to say that im beggingin to like fed ex a whole lot more, he’s actually not a complete snake in the grass, only partially in the grass

  13. e-rock

    Wow Fish, that was on the funniest comments you have written in a while!! Keep it up!!

  14. fancy

    i used to throw up in my mouth whenever i saw this guy – the loser ass who brittany was wating her time with – then she went ape shit and i still thought he was an ass cause he probably provoked it, but now years later he’s gotten hotter and shes so damn retarted that he’s the better parent… he’s still a talentless hack who married an idiot for money… but that doesn’t stop me from liking ‘the girls next door’ so maybe i’ll call off the hit men… i still don’t like him, but i’m starting to not want him dead… for now

  15. Jimbo, where's Randal?

    Jennifer Anisten Post:

    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

  16. TurgidDahlia

    That’s a nice shirt.

  17. joe m

    Kevin was a good father during a time when
    Britney was not a good mother.
    Brit is trying her best and we should pray for her.

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