Kevin Federline is going to get body slammed

By: Superficial / October 16, 2006
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In case you want to watch the greatest thing on TV tonight you should check out Monday Night Raw where Kevin Federline is set to be body slammed by WWE wrestler John Cena.

Introduced as the “A-list friend” of bad guy Johnny Nitro, Federline played the villain as he walked to the ring amid boos from the crowd. “Same people who are booin’ me now buy my picture on the cover of magazine,” he told the audience. “Y’all want to hear my rap?” When the boos continued, he replied, “Well, you’re going to have to wait until my record drops in October.” At that point, WWE champion John Cena came out, taunting Federline in classic wrestling smack-talking style with such lines as, “The album is called Playing With Fire? They should call it The Biggest Scumbag on Earth!” and “You’re less talented than Paris Hilton!” In response, Federline made a comment about wanting to see Cena’s rear end dragged around the ring. Then the 6′ 1″, 240-lb. Cena pretended to shake Federline’s hand before lifting him in the air and dropping him to the mat in a body slam.

If Kevin Federline doesn’t make it in the music industry he can always make a living getting beat up on TV shows. The demand is high enough they could even give him his own show. Throw in a recurring character that hits him in the crotch with a wooden mallet and you’ve got the next Seinfeld.