Kevin Federline participated in the X Games Celebrity Skins Classic yesterday where, in defiance of all known natural science, he didn’t birth a litter of manatees on the back nine. You figure the physical exertion would’ve induced labor, but then again, I once saw a pregnant woman run a marathon. Which reminds me, where’s Kevin registered at again? I want to say Toll House…
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RB | July 28, 2009 at 3:29 pm
First to say he’s a fatty boom batty
me | July 28, 2009 at 3:30 pm
FIRST!
me | July 28, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Second to say he looks preggers
me | July 28, 2009 at 3:32 pm
who cares about him? what a douchebag…
ZZZZ | July 28, 2009 at 3:36 pm
since when do we document when average dudes (this one married a psycho) have grown a slight gut? this doesn’t matter. Half the losers on this forum look like this. More girls in bikinis plz. Next.
me | July 28, 2009 at 3:38 pm
OK, is everyone on here gonna go by “me” now??
too late | July 28, 2009 at 3:41 pm
This was posted first on Yahoo news, ya know.
phoring | July 28, 2009 at 3:43 pm
He looks depressed
Mac | July 28, 2009 at 3:45 pm
5….
Must be one of those losers to say he only has a bit of a gut. He is a freaking blimp. Guess you’re pretty fat yourself. In fact… I know you’re fat and know you’re a loser. That’s why you’re begging for pictures of chicks in bikinis. Pretty sad.
jennifer | July 28, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I love fat boys!
scat | July 28, 2009 at 3:53 pm
gross.
PunkA | July 28, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I love me some K-PHAT!!!
And we thought Brit let herself go. She pwns his phat azz.
Fumus | July 28, 2009 at 3:55 pm
A clever and brilliant move by KFed, he’s clearly gaining the weight so he can lose it citing that used some new weight loss product. Mark my words…
the only opinion that matters | July 28, 2009 at 4:07 pm
He overweight, so what, so is alot of America. What bothers me most about K-Fed, and has always bothered me about him, is the way he dresses. I am happy to see he has stopped wearing those ridiculous baseball caps that made him look moronic. Now he needs to lose those stupid long shorts he always wears. A pair of jeans that fit well (and don’t hang halfway down his ass), and a nice shirt would be far better. I am available as a stylist should he require it!
SmokingGirl | July 28, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Does no one else notice the fact that K-Fed’s face looks EXACTLY the same? Is no one else disturbed by this? He’s probably gained the equvilant of a small African village, and yet, his face looks the same!
The fact that his face is not staying in proportion to the rest of his bloated body is what gives me the creeps. If he was just a fat ass, then whatever, he would then be a fat ass. But…look at his face! Actually, scratch that, don’t look at his face. His smarmy eyes have always reminded me of a rabid weasle.
someone | July 28, 2009 at 4:31 pm
This is disgusting.. I bet Britney is at home laughing right now..
ROUGH daddy | July 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Yeah its disgusting hes living on E-Z street…Jamie couldnt stop this nonsense early or get better lawyers?
Annie Likes Anal | July 28, 2009 at 4:39 pm
i would tap that in a New York minute! Rawr!
smarticus | July 28, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Does anyone else that he is slowly morphing into Turtle from entourage just as Turtle is slowly morphing into pre-fat K-Fed?
toresen | July 28, 2009 at 4:47 pm
fat dancer.
Hey | July 28, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Yikes!!
The Tick | July 28, 2009 at 5:14 pm
FATTY FATTY FAT FAT!!!
Ted from LA | July 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm
More like K OverFed.
Tanzarian | July 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm
It also looks like he has a 12-inch inseam.
Fat and dressed like he’s 6 years old.
frank lloyd wright | July 28, 2009 at 5:56 pm
He’s carrying twins
Kurt | July 28, 2009 at 5:57 pm
K-Foooooooood
NOM NOM NOOOOOOOOOOOM!
AirKisses | July 28, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I’d hit it. C’mon. You know it would be fun.
Time will tell | July 28, 2009 at 6:45 pm
He’s really getting up there, and at the rate he’s going he must be close to 450 pounds by now. Good, so that will only mean that he will die soon, and there will be more food for all the starving children in India.
Beer Baron | July 28, 2009 at 6:56 pm
More like the X Games Celebrity Potato Skins Classic.
truth | July 28, 2009 at 7:26 pm
If Brittany did not take such good care of him under court order, he might have to get a job and weight would not be a problem. All that Brit money is not helping him in the long run.
truth | July 28, 2009 at 7:26 pm
If Brittany did not take such good care of him under court order, he might have to get a job and weight would not be a problem. All that Brit money is not helping him in the long run.
Scarlet Fool | July 28, 2009 at 7:45 pm
He looks more like Bubbz Sparxx now.
Deal PI | July 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Fat guy in a little coat… fat guy in a little coat…
Also, they seem to really reach on “celebrity”…
Mickey0123 | July 28, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Remember the dirty picture of Brittany grabbing his unit. Well these days she would have a hard time finding it. I think the picture today would be her moving the blubber out of the way to look for it.
Kevin, when you go on a whale watch you aren’t supposed to be the one that everyone is watching. For God sake look out for the Harpoon!!!
Norad Bush | July 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Jesus! What the hell did he do to himself?? Didn’t he used to be a back up dancer, a job that requires ATHLETIC ABILITY? You’d figure he’d keep himself up given that background, no?
Good Lord, he looks bad. Someone should tell him that a diet of milkshakes and mayonaise is not a good idea. And yes, @15 is right. He’s fat, but his face isn’t and that’s extremely creepy.
jnjoblon | July 28, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Oh man hahaha, I never get tired of laughing at “fat” Kevin Federline.
Nikky Raney | July 29, 2009 at 12:32 am
These pix are old.
krazihottkevin | July 29, 2009 at 2:49 am
wow, what happened?
my boytoy is now phat
like America.
dontlooknow | July 29, 2009 at 7:22 am
Now we know where Britney’s fat went to; had it grafted on Kevin as part of their divorce settlement.
FACE | July 29, 2009 at 7:47 am
just more proof of the fact that he is a worthless dirty white boy who doesnt deserve fame.
Narcissist | July 29, 2009 at 7:47 am
Him and Jon Gosselin should have a reality show together.
That or a Nutrisystem commercial.
Max Planck | July 29, 2009 at 9:20 am
Smokers suck!
H_Chick | July 29, 2009 at 9:33 am
@ 18 (Annie)
HAHA!! Thanks for my larrrfff for the day Annie.
Shit I felt lard arsed at having gained weight this year but he makes me feel ok ’bout myself!! Was he artificially inseminated or did some dirty bastard get him banged up??!!
Galtacticus | July 29, 2009 at 10:25 am
I’ll gues the belly came with the cankles in one package.
Courtyardpigeon | July 29, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Seriously, this is your celebrity? Nice event. Remind me not to ever attend.
Keith | July 30, 2009 at 12:21 am
That’s a mighty big liver.
digital camera memory cards | May 31, 2010 at 3:49 am
He is overweight, so what if the U.S. is a lot. What bothers me most about K Fed, and always bothered me about him, he dresses way. I see that he made those ridiculous baseball caps that have stopped wearing it look absurdly happy. Now that she always wear those silly long shorts need to lose. Jeans that fit well (and not halfway down your ass hang a pair), and a nice shirt would be far better. I am available as a stylist should he require it!