Kevin Federline is doing Broadway
Kevin Federline might be coming to Broadway. He’s reportedly been offered a role in the Tony-nominated musical Legally Blonde based on the nothing-nominated movie. Us Magazine reports:
The former backup dancer and aspiring hip-hop artist — who is hitting the gym after packing on “daddy weight,” ex Shar Jackson says — will test his song-and-dance chops in a trio of roles — including the UPS guy who inspires the “bend and snap.”
“This is his chance to show the world what he can do,” says a pal.
This is an outrage! The UPS guy is a pivotal role in the Legally Blonde canon. It’s the part where Elle Woods’ spunky can-do attitude inspires the lowly nail salon worker to have confidence in herself. And they’re giving it to Kevin Federline! Ooh, so angry right now. Blood pressure rising. Superficial Writer SMASH! *crushes donut* Boston Creme was a bad choice. RHAR!