Kevin Federline is an incredible tenant

October 7th, 2009 // 37 Comments

Kevin Federline is apparently being sued for $110,661 by the landlords of his home in Tarzana. They claim he vanished with six months still left on the lease and completely trashed the place. Here’s a list of the damages, according to TMZ:

- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)

Wait a minute. Cigarette butts? Spit marks? Drawings on the wall? Holy shit, he’s been having an affair with Britney. I knew it!

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Comments (37)

  1. beast man | October 7, 2009 at 11:22 am

    jiggle jiggle jiggle those jigglers

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  2. anonymous | October 7, 2009 at 11:32 am

    He is so incredibly repulsive

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  3. G$ | October 7, 2009 at 11:41 am

    What a whitetrash buffoon!!!

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  4. Josh | October 7, 2009 at 11:45 am

    That landlords a bit of a dick.
    “Front driveway oil leak damage”

    What a douche, i’m surprised “unvacuumed carpets” weren’t there.

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  5. JoshIsAFaggot | October 7, 2009 at 11:54 am

    This is what happens when you rent to white trash scumbags like Josh.

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  6. Mary | October 7, 2009 at 11:55 am

    He HAS been! while she was in new orleans for her tour, they both stayed at the same hotel. my friend manages the hotel and watched on the security cameras while they made out in the hallways and ran back and forth to each others rooms!

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  7. Mary | October 7, 2009 at 11:56 am

    He HAS been! while she was in new orleans for her tour, they both stayed at the same hotel. my friend manages the hotel and watched on the security cameras while they made out in the hallways and ran back and forth to each others rooms!

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  8. JADE | October 7, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    TMZ had pictures of all the damage. Dude that place was trashed, what a pig.

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  9. Sextoy | October 7, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Homeboy needs to hit the gym…

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  10. readin' gossip | October 7, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    He should be on Celebrity Biggest Loser

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  11. James | October 7, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    I’m confused by how spit marks can be permanent… was this dip-spit? bloody spit? Was he partying with Xenomorphs? Should someone be calling Sigourney?

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  12. dude_on | October 7, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    I guess this is going to damage his classy image.

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  13. Kelley | October 7, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    A bigger douche piece of white trash than Spencer Pratt and Jon Gosselin combined.

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  14. Golf Course Supplies | October 7, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    what a fat piece of shit.

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  15. Aerialgreen | October 7, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    K-Fat found the place with the help of Frankie Muniz….

    Yes that Frankie Muniz, the little shit that for years went to all the talkshows to brag about his expensive European cars and properties, and how he was hairy (WTF?) and a bunch more delusional crap… but karma is a bitch with this type of has-beens and Frankie never went past 5′-1″ tall with pube-stache and beard, and currently crying himself to sleep because he had to sell all the luxury status quo shit… plus is as jobless as K-Fat.

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  16. Aerialgreen | October 7, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    @ He is already booked to that show, he (in his delusion) thinks that, since he was a background dancer and used to be buff, he’ll be able to drop the weight much more faster and will be more dramatic if he packs up more chunk.

    Now karma has a golden chance to fuck up his “body memory” and throw a wrench in his plan to stay a pseudo-celebrity.

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  17. a | October 7, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    +1 to landlord being a faggot

    some of the complaints are legit though

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  18. hollywood_hillbilly | October 7, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Spencer and Jon G are still bigger douchenozzles. Rough Douchie is still the biggest douchebag.

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  19. Genesis FireMoon | October 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    If I was that big I have no idea what I would do he needs lipo and a shave.

    Love
    Genesis

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  20. small business health insurance | October 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    so fat he broke the tiles

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  21. mamamiasweetpeaches | October 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Im using all my telekinetic powers to make sure that towel stays UP! Dont pull a Dolph Lundgren on us, K-FED.

    “Permanent Spit Marks????” I assumed he swallows!

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  22. Max Planck | October 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Kevin, lift your feet will you…

    Britney wants to vacuum.

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  23. McHuge | October 7, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    “I’m so fat, I wash myself with a rag on a stick”

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  24. Irenee Weenie | October 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    I believe the allegations from the landlord. I can see how totally that can happen from K-Fat. Oh, and Frankie Muniz is so freaking unconscience.

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  25. Delgo | October 7, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    who’s the fattest?

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  26. Darth | October 7, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Looks like he’s a great role model for his kids.

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  27. Galtacticus | October 7, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    He’s a great roll model.

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  28. marie e. | October 7, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Honestly, remember when he was “father of the year” when Britney went batshit. People praised him for doing something that he should have done anyways. If a guy goes batshit or is an addict and the woman is in charge its expected, but when the tables are reversed and the man acts like a regular, responsible human being he gets a medal. Not fair!

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  29. organic | October 7, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    That’s a big boy…jesus….what happened!
    Holly crap about what he did to the place though.
    http://www.basinpipes.com

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  30. Danklin24 | October 7, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    - A room that was turned into a studio

    This is the only thing i find surprising and slightly amusing.

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  31. Jon Hamm | October 7, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Good we are getting closer and closer to seeing COCK on here…we must take baby steps

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  32. Shari Brock | October 7, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Hate to say it, but you sign a contract, you sign a contract. Broken beer dispenser, bent light poles, and drawings on the wall? Sounds like one hell of a party. Still, you throw a party and trash the place, better clean up or pay up. Simple as that.

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  33. jeux drole | October 8, 2009 at 9:26 am

    He is recieving alot of money from Britney. you think he would pay a bill with it. Get ready for this statement where this is her fault.

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  34. hmmm | October 12, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    OK, so the guy’s a douche, there’s no doubt about that.

    But $100k+? The damage described couldn’t be more than $20k. So the other $80k is for 6 months’ rent? That must be a killer house.

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  35. Genesis FireMoon | October 13, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    federline………….. PUT DOWN THE FORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  36. lily | October 14, 2009 at 8:31 am

    Fat bastard!

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  37. micro sd card | May 28, 2010 at 1:15 am

    Hate to say it, but you have to sign a contract, you sign a contract. Broken beer dispenser, light poles bent, and the picture on the wall? Sounds like one hell of a party. However, you throw a party and trash the place, clean or better pay. Simple as that.

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