Kevin Federline hits on Lindsay Lohan

January 3rd, 2007 // 114 Comments
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  1. danielle

    1

  2. Sexy-Celebs.Com

    Great pictures :) She is kinda cute….

  3. VandalGrrl

    3rd?

  4. jesseeca

    didn’t she say, as reported on this very website, that she was going to hit on him to get back at britney & britney said “take him, take him please.” I guess K-fed got wind of it. Linds needs to keep her dumb ass/mouth shut.

  5. BigJim

    The old double burn via text for FedEx.

    I’d rather be Saddam Hussein than him. At least people are interested in seeing a video of Saddam.

  6. LOL!!!!!

    To see why Paris Hilton is so stupid go to

    http://www.steamingpileofspin.blogspot.com

    Oh, and Lindsey, Hmmm, I’m thinking in a few years K-Fed will seem like a step up.

  7. Why do all these celebs think that “firecrotch” is such a funny/witty slam?

  8. Mushu

    I wouldn’t hit it.

  9. I laughed out loud after reading only the headline…..

  10. #7 Fred Facker

    Because most Celebs never finished High School and are idiots who are permanently stuck in childhood. Unlike we intelligent mature Superficial posters. ;)

  11. wedgeone

    Thanks #4 – I knew that somewhere on this site I had read about this exact event being predicted.
    Proves that LiLo has two faces – one ugly (see pool pics), and one hideously repulsive.

  12. BarbadoSlim

    I can’t believe I’m gonna say this but, Earl can do way better than this filthy, drug addicted twat.

  13. yashi

    he is running out of money!!

  14. Missallanpoe

    r0fl, what a loser. I’m pretty sure its legal to kill him now

  15. wedgeone

    #12 – Damn, Slim, I can’t believe that you said that!

    Maybe these two should hook up. And in the middle of such a rendevous, a SoCal mudslide could engulf their residence and forever rid us of these wastes of oxygen forever.

    Now if Brit & Paris would be in the same abode with them, we would be forever blessed.

  16. wedgeone

    In case you’re wondering – I really meant FOREVER!! AND EVER!!

  17. BarbadoSlim

    I know, I know Wedge but it’s a question of: who do I despise at a deeper level? That ginger ho will bring the worst out of me every time.

  18. PunjabPete

    Who is this 47 year old man????

  19. k-fed, you can do better than this…and thats saying alot

    http://www.carpemundus.com – knock, knock

  20. sol

    somebody must have thrown a baggie of cocaine into the pool

  21. This might be the smartest thing LiLo has ever done. And this might be the only time I give her props….sick burn Linds.

  22. Iceman

    Which hotel is that anyway? … I need to call the SoBe pool guy to come out and do a complete drain and scrub of that thing

  23. Iceman

    … oh and that is just a great picture of the guy she’s hanging out with these days (and I say guy only because I don’t see that kind of manly hair-growth on a girl too often) …

    it’s a scary thought when Linds has a better tan than you … if you look closely, I think he’s actually transparent

  24. Niecy

    Wow, he has hit rock bottom. Maybe he will finally get a clue and disappear.

  25. BarbadoSlim

    Anyone who wears sunglasses in a pool should be hit in the face……. with a Mack truck.

  26. The headline could have read “White Trash Hits on Classless Druggie Whore.

  27. The headline could have read “White Trash Hits on Classless Druggie Whore.”

  28. The headline could have read “White Trash Hits on Classless Druggie Whore.”

  29. Why is the bottom rim of her glasses below her nose?

  30. sol

    she must have snorted that guy’s chin

  31. Why is the bottom rim of her glasses below her nose?

  32. LoneWolf

    @ #25 – word. Ditto anyone who wears dark polish on short nails.

  33. SuperG

    #32…Bye bye Alba…she has black polish on her chewed off nails.

  34. dreamhypnotique

    Lindsay Lohan is so ugly. Why is she popular? She’s not attractive, she doesn’t have a good personality, she’s not at all talented (either musically or theatrically) and she’s not intelligent — in fact, she’s almost aggressively stupid.

    I’m thinking that the best of her career — what there was of it, anyway — is behind her, and any major movie roles she gets in the future will be the result of directors’ attempts to exploit her negative notoriety rather than capitalize of her acting ability.

  35. dreamhypnotique

    Lindsay Lohan is so ugly. Why is she popular? She’s not attractive, she doesn’t have a good personality, she’s not at all talented (either musically or theatrically) and she’s not intelligent — in fact, she’s almost aggressively stupid.

    I’m thinking that the best of her career — what there was of it, anyway — is behind her, and any major movie roles she gets in the future will be the result of directors’ attempts to exploit her negative notoriety rather than capitalize of her acting ability.

  36. Saera

    that’s probably the 39843953453th bikini lindsay lohan has worn. ;o

  37. fishyfish

    K-Fed and Hohan should knock out a couple of illegitimate children together

  38. suzy

    who wears all that shit on their wrists to go swimming?

    i’m surprised all that weight didnt drown her..

    and the guy is fugly

  39. JENPEACE420

    WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HER SO MUCH EXACTLY? IS IT BECAUSE SHE DOES DRUGS? COME ON WHO AMONG US DOESN’T? IS IT BECAUSE SHE SLEEPS AROUND? (ALLEGEDLY) CAN’T A GIRL GET A NUT? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LOVING OUR STARLETS? THESE GIRLS WORK HARD TO KEEP US ENTERTAINED. COME ON PEOPLE BE A LITTLE NICER. SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE SOME ANGER ISSUES. BESIDES LINDS LOOKS PRETTY CUTE. EVERYONE GO TO THE HUNGER SITE AND CLICK TO DONATE FREE FOOD; DO SOMETHING TO HELP.
    EVERYONE IT’S TIME TO RISE AND SCREAM JUSTICE FOR THE WEAK AND FOR THE SICK.
    PEACE

  40. griffmills

    I dig her fine melons, what can I say

  41. sharpei dude

    What’s with those f**king sunglasses anyway? It looks like she’s wearing a welders mask and so does that faggy looking guy! He looks like any minute someone will hang a hat and coat on him.

  42. jesseeca

    upon further inspection, those are some gargantuan ta-tas in pictures 5 & 6.

    and also that dude is busted. k-fed totally has a chance with this ho-bag.

  43. jesseeca

    #39 is right. these alleged starlets work hard… at sleeping around to get roles! wtf are you talking about Jenpeace??!

  44. BarbadoSlim

    #39 UH uh uh settle down there missy. You either take it down a notch or STFU.

    In answer to your query: READ THE FUCKING DISCLAIMER.

    you just stepped into the wrong site.

  45. Sheva

    The Superfish got it right. After Alba, this is like looking at a haggard 30ish pasty face white girl.

    And my club is devoted to not digging pasty faced white girls. Especially when they smoke. Blech.

    Now Alba, a little pasta and she’ll be back to her best self.
    And her skin is so damn lovely. Love that tone.

    Down with pasty face white girls, down.

  46. ToiletDuck

    #39…

    Another fucking lecture?? If you like this little cumdumpster so much, go and lick her pussy on http://www.llrocks.com

    Also, what happened to K-Fuck during his big wrestling debut?? Did he get his singlet yanked up his ass???

  47. I never thought I’d credit Hohan for having good taste, but damn, even she has standards.

    K-Fed has to knock up somebody soon. he can’t seem to go six months without procreating.

  48. BarbadoSlim

    I, I, just can’t understand how these bitches pull off being malnourished AND flabby at the same time. FUCK! it’s disgusting.

  49. LilRach

    #39 – he he – your lecture made me laugh! I take it your new here – goodluck ;)

  50. diddleysquat

    I’m really getting sick of Lindsey. Time for some new jailbait meat

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