Life & Style Weekly is claiming that Kevin Federline “made a beeline” for Jessica Simpson at the Los Angeles club Privilege, although reps for the two insist they’re just old friends. According to a clubgoer:
Kevin Federline hits on Jessica Simpson
February 23rd, 2006 // 46 Comments
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djyuckfou | February 23, 2006 at 3:15 pm
play on playa
lysistrata11 | February 23, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Oh jeez. Sterilize him now before he knocks Jessica up too.
Shaun | February 23, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Is it just me or is there actually a “player’s brain” some where in that coconut of his? I see a trend forming here.
All blondes with Money?
I quote The Superficial “You’ve got to think, people, think!”. Maybe it is just me.
dimestoredetective | February 23, 2006 at 3:35 pm
BLONDES with BIG tits and MONEY = Hot hot hot. Popozou popozou!
SMF121490 | February 23, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Someone please cut his thingy off before he procreates again.
ESQ | February 23, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Kevin has a mad supply of roofies, that is how he traps them. OR Jessica really doesn’t know who he is and since the seat next to her was open she offered it to him. She is a sucker for down on their luck type of guys.
Kelly | February 23, 2006 at 3:44 pm
K-fed the weasel that knocks up pop tarts and taked their money and self respect. Wow how i hate and like him. . . mostly hate.
Aimtrue | February 23, 2006 at 4:06 pm
What could his rap be on women anyway-
Hey baby, Brit’s gone and left me- did not take me to the hula dance- that is cold I need some love
Jessica, I got a great idea, why dont we do a Papazao duet- we could really work it Nick was a nice guy and all, but he really didn’t know how to take care of a lady of your strature(that’s how he would say it). I’ve learned how to take care of a woman like you. Let me show you I gotz lotz to go around.
Oh that other blond skank- she drove me here she’s nothing(unless I don’t score with you). Damn the cold ass bitch britney froze my credit card can ya buy a brother a drink Jessy
honey | February 23, 2006 at 4:12 pm
i think he’s trying to take over the world by filling it with an army of little kfed’s -somebody please stop him
ProtonMan | February 23, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I want to know what kfeds secret is with pulling in all these sheilas…oh yeah…sluts
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 4:21 pm
#10, look at the sheilas and then ask that question again.
In your lingo, Shar Jackson looks like a “goanna” and the French bird looks like a “wallaby”
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Rocko’s Modern Life Anyone?
cj14mommy | February 23, 2006 at 4:29 pm
“old friends” my God i didn’t think jessica was that trashy!!! wow to be honest i am stunned, i thought she was now some upper crusty celeb who thought she was better than everyone else (anyone hear about the supermarket incident she pulled??)…
p.s. laydeebug i <3 rocko’s modern life haha
ProtonMan | February 23, 2006 at 4:34 pm
you rock LaydeeBug…fair dinkum LMAO
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 4:34 pm
#13, WHAT incident? Do tell….
tomdabomb | February 23, 2006 at 4:43 pm
“Jess, if you let me sit down next to you I will let you call me Nick in bed”
inspector11 | February 23, 2006 at 4:47 pm
the only chemistry involved during and after any conversation with federline is a pregnancy test.
this man has the midas touch – only everything he touches turns pregnant. which is awkward when hugging your mom.
Tania | February 23, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Breaking News: “Kevin Federline hits on his own reflection by mistake”
Xanthia | February 23, 2006 at 5:22 pm
RE: Rocko…. “I’m nauseous” – - – And yeah – that applies to the THOUGHT of K-Fed….
cj14mommy | February 23, 2006 at 5:29 pm
the supermarket incident–
so wherever jessica is filming her new movie, i think in new mexico, before she went to the food store, she called ahead and told all the employees not to look at her or talk to her, and had a gigundo entourage around her so that no patrons in the store could come up to her…
i think she’s getting a little full of herself
Binky | February 23, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Knowing K-fed – he was probably just after a few free pizza coupons.
mamacita | February 23, 2006 at 5:48 pm
LaydeeBug
I saw that Jessica Simpson grocery store incident thing on People.com.
asmith | February 23, 2006 at 7:18 pm
I said the same thing on the other dumb KFed story of the day….I betcha anything he’s trying real hard to piss Brit off. He knows full well that photographers are all over his ugly white ass right now. Maybe they’ve been fighting over the baby sans car seat ‘chase’. Or maybe they are just starting to hate each other…whatever. But I bet he’s going out of his way to photographed in ‘awkward’ situations. Pissed, aren’t ya, Brit?
the dan | February 23, 2006 at 7:36 pm
This is where the government should step in and explain that K-Fed is too much of a douche to have any more children.
a concerned fan | February 23, 2006 at 7:38 pm
K-Fed is not a douche. He’s a douchebag. Big difference
UCSD | February 23, 2006 at 9:39 pm
K-Fed is living a dream. He is a no-talent sleeze ball that married a popstar (as unattractive and annoying as she may be) and now gets to hit on other celebrities while his wife does a Shamu impression in Hawaii. Live the dream K-fed, live the dream…
playahater101 | February 23, 2006 at 9:48 pm
I swear, K-fed’s cock is like one of those metal detectors and just points him where the money is and the brains aren’t. Someone stop the madness before he makes more kids he leaves.
Either he’s the biggest loser in the world or the smartest man alive. He has no talent and no looks, yet he manages to make “friends” with every successful girl in LA. I hope Jessica is smart enough not to let another man take all her money.
---nigz--- | February 23, 2006 at 11:15 pm
Thats not news.. hes ALWAYS hitting on someone.. its how his brain works i guess.. or the subsitute for his brain either ither but ino what real news wuld be.. “KFed DOESNT HIT ON ANYONE!” now THATS shock horror ;)
gogoboots | February 23, 2006 at 11:31 pm
How could Jessica DO THAT?!! Oh, yeah, that’s right, she has no CLASS!
Grphdesi23 | February 24, 2006 at 12:03 am
Remember when Kevin and Britney were married? Good times.
antispace | February 24, 2006 at 1:11 am
How the hell does this guy have game? And he’s really living the pollinate one flower move on to the next dream. He should be castrated.
daria405 | February 24, 2006 at 1:26 am
Jessica Simpson is a whore.
Spindoc | February 24, 2006 at 5:37 am
I can’t decide, is K-Fed a step up or down from J-Simpson screwing Bam Marjera? Then again, Bam has his own show and K-Fed only has his own Ho.
HughJorganthethird | February 24, 2006 at 7:19 am
If these two ever hook up it could create a non-talent black hole that could envelop and destroy all of Hollywood.
We can only hope.
lomies | February 24, 2006 at 7:25 am
Ah yes! This is just one step closer to the highly anticipated K-Fed/Paris Hilton hookup. It’s coming … as soon as the sun will rise in the east!
nichole | February 24, 2006 at 9:20 am
WOULD HE JUST GO AWAY
myspoonistoobig | February 24, 2006 at 12:35 pm
By “chemistry” I think they mean “awful odor.”
Next to this story on the main page there was an ad for t-shirts with a picture of chuck norris. If k-fed grew in that filth on his face and put on a cowboy hat, I could be convinced that he was Norris’ illegitimate son.
Sheva | February 24, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Kfed, Kdick, it’s all the same.
Karen | February 24, 2006 at 4:32 pm
maybe jessicas going for different type of guys now – unsuccessful cry babies that feed off his wifes success, with a horrible solo career and hits on college chicks.. wait a minute, that sounds familiar.. oh my, its nick!
SMF121490 | February 24, 2006 at 4:49 pm
K-Fed is a waste of rotting, maggot infested, stank filled, skin. He is useless beyond words.
Jacq | February 24, 2006 at 5:16 pm
The only thing that I would like to see hit on Jessica Simpson is an anvil. It should say Acme on it, afterwards Ashlee can do a stupid little dance, say “That’s all folks!” and the Simpson clan will never annoy the ever-loving shit out of us again.
pinkraindrop6 | February 24, 2006 at 8:14 pm
i can just imagine k-fed bringing jessica down with him and the rest of hollywood. seriously, what do people see in this guy? i wouldn’t date him and i’m not famous (well obviously. i actually feel sorry for brittany. he HAS to be the worst father/husband ever .. but then i remember she chose him so the sympathy doesn’t last for long. i guess i can’t blame him for hitting on jessica simpson. i would go gay for her… well actually i’d rather be her… i’ll keep dreaming
pinkraindrop6 | February 24, 2006 at 8:27 pm
this guy is clarly no idiot. he knows exactly who he can take advantage of…
fluku | February 25, 2006 at 1:25 am
one question/ who pays his salary er i mean allowance?
Cut him some slack, he was just interviewing for a new employeer.
Nikky Raney | February 25, 2006 at 3:52 pm
ok. no. no chemistry. liars. jessica simpson is a lot classier than that. and nick lachey would just laugh in her face if she did that. and she does not want to mess with britney spears and shar. seriously britney spears would kill that bitch. she’s as dumb as a stump it wouldn’t be that hard. besides jessica’s probably too busy having her dad be her personal gynocologist. i like jessica but .. she bugs me. like she’s a good singer. but she’s,,, overrated? she reminds me of pam anderson. she nags too much.
Pez_D_Spencer | February 26, 2006 at 1:33 am
Actually, it would be pretty cool if K-fed and Jessica ended up together. Now if there were only some way to get Malcolm McLaren to be her manager after the wedding, we’d be on for the greatest celebrity implosion of all time. Probably something of the Dana Plato variety – drugs, crime, porn, then death. It would make for a great movie on either Lifetime or Comedy Central.