Life & Style Weekly is claiming that Kevin Federline “made a beeline” for Jessica Simpson at the Los Angeles club Privilege, although reps for the two insist they’re just old friends. According to a clubgoer:
play on playa
Oh jeez. Sterilize him now before he knocks Jessica up too.
Is it just me or is there actually a “player’s brain” some where in that coconut of his? I see a trend forming here.
All blondes with Money?
I quote The Superficial “You’ve got to think, people, think!”. Maybe it is just me.
BLONDES with BIG tits and MONEY = Hot hot hot. Popozou popozou!
Someone please cut his thingy off before he procreates again.
Kevin has a mad supply of roofies, that is how he traps them. OR Jessica really doesn’t know who he is and since the seat next to her was open she offered it to him. She is a sucker for down on their luck type of guys.
K-fed the weasel that knocks up pop tarts and taked their money and self respect. Wow how i hate and like him. . . mostly hate.
What could his rap be on women anyway-
Hey baby, Brit’s gone and left me- did not take me to the hula dance- that is cold I need some love
Jessica, I got a great idea, why dont we do a Papazao duet- we could really work it Nick was a nice guy and all, but he really didn’t know how to take care of a lady of your strature(that’s how he would say it). I’ve learned how to take care of a woman like you. Let me show you I gotz lotz to go around.
Oh that other blond skank- she drove me here she’s nothing(unless I don’t score with you). Damn the cold ass bitch britney froze my credit card can ya buy a brother a drink Jessy
i think he’s trying to take over the world by filling it with an army of little kfed’s -somebody please stop him
I want to know what kfeds secret is with pulling in all these sheilas…oh yeah…sluts
#10, look at the sheilas and then ask that question again.
In your lingo, Shar Jackson looks like a “goanna” and the French bird looks like a “wallaby”
Rocko’s Modern Life Anyone?
“old friends” my God i didn’t think jessica was that trashy!!! wow to be honest i am stunned, i thought she was now some upper crusty celeb who thought she was better than everyone else (anyone hear about the supermarket incident she pulled??)…
p.s. laydeebug i <3 rocko’s modern life haha
you rock LaydeeBug…fair dinkum LMAO
#13, WHAT incident? Do tell….
“Jess, if you let me sit down next to you I will let you call me Nick in bed”
the only chemistry involved during and after any conversation with federline is a pregnancy test.
this man has the midas touch – only everything he touches turns pregnant. which is awkward when hugging your mom.
Breaking News: “Kevin Federline hits on his own reflection by mistake”
RE: Rocko…. “I’m nauseous” – – – And yeah – that applies to the THOUGHT of K-Fed….
the supermarket incident–
so wherever jessica is filming her new movie, i think in new mexico, before she went to the food store, she called ahead and told all the employees not to look at her or talk to her, and had a gigundo entourage around her so that no patrons in the store could come up to her…
i think she’s getting a little full of herself
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