In Touch magazine reports that Kevin Federline is jealous of Britney Spears’ new manny. The manny was originally hired to be a bodyguard but somehow ended up doing chores that had been done by Federline, and was even spotted buying Spears flowers. A source says:
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Haroof | June 7, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Sup all?
Nikk The Templar | June 7, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Kevin Federline hates anyone that doesn’t reek of failure.
Kim | June 7, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Is she parked in a “fire vehicles only” spot?
Iambananas | June 7, 2006 at 1:19 pm
That’s because the Manny and Britney are having an affair. Duh.
jane's eyre | June 7, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Yeah, sure, Kevin, it’s the HOUSE’S fault that your music sucks…and if you’re jealous of this guy, why don’t you try being a DAD and actually participate in the raising of your child, instead of bithcing and moaning about it. Fag.
Proteon | June 7, 2006 at 1:20 pm
OMG SIX WOOT!
Iambananas | June 7, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Did you hear Popozao? I think anything would be an improvement. Lets hope to gosh that it’s affecting his music.
jane's eyre | June 7, 2006 at 1:21 pm
She looks like one of those stupid cabbage patch dolls.
celebritywhore | June 7, 2006 at 1:21 pm
K-Fed is such an idiot. How can even hope to compete with a guy who actually likes to hang out with Britney and Sean Preston?
Iambananas | June 7, 2006 at 1:22 pm
I think she looks good… jealousy… somebody???
Binky | June 7, 2006 at 1:23 pm
I think he’s just jealous because this manny has like …a job.
Of course the guy singing, ” a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down” around the house – could get on Kev’s nerves as well.
Iambananas | June 7, 2006 at 1:23 pm
I like the manny… he’s dependable, always there, caught poor Sean when Britney dropped him… everything a father should be when accompanied by an inept mother.
Iambananas | June 7, 2006 at 1:24 pm
And “In Portuguese it means bring the ass” isn’t annoying AT all.
I prefer a spoonful of sugar.
HollyJ | June 7, 2006 at 1:26 pm
She’s eating her mannywich
Puppy Kicker | June 7, 2006 at 1:28 pm
It’s about time Britney comes to her senses and ditches that blood-sucking parasite called K-Fed. Of course knowing Britney and her impeccable ability to pick men, she’ll probably end up with someone much, much worse.
BarbadoSlim | June 7, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Let’s break this down:
Proteon | June 7, 2006 at 1:35 pm
You fuckers are supposed to be lynching her not defending her. Jesus christ good thing consistency doesn’t count for anything. Oh wait it’s an odd numbered day – nevermind.
girltiffany | June 7, 2006 at 1:36 pm
I never thought I’d feel sorry for Britney Spears. I love her manny. I think it would be a great Hollywood love story if they got together, as opposed to the raunchy, Red Bull filled cheeto-fest that is her life with Kevin Federline. As for his music–my God, can’t we refer to it as something else? “Work”? No. “Art”? Absolutely not. I hope she puts so much girly stuff in the house that he can no longer function at all.
ptprez | June 7, 2006 at 1:37 pm
why isn’t that child wearing a helmet???
Spacedog | June 7, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Brit and K-Fed need to have a dance-off and set this thing once and for all.
waterranger | June 7, 2006 at 1:48 pm
She is holding that poor child by his leg!! He looks like he is going to fall…. again. I hope that old guy’s reflexes are as quick as the manny’s!!
Aimtrue | June 7, 2006 at 1:48 pm
What a surprise. Babies are like kryptonite to K-Fed. Well if he had any power that is. He gets a woman pregnant and then runs away. Didn’t BS see this coming. Sure she can get rid of him-You can get the k-fed out of hte house, but you can’t get the DNA out of hte baby. The manny in just filing the void. The void is huge- I mean K-fed is a black hole. But it would be easy to impress BS right now. I mean change a diaper, put your shoes away, and listen to her complain and you are in. Of course he has to put up with a few months of her carrying the devil seed and then a lifetime of K-Fed spawn being lazy good for nothings like dear old dad. It is amazing that BS stock can go up just just by losing K-Fed.
suzy | June 7, 2006 at 1:49 pm
let’s see the manny is taking care of brit and sean p more than kevin… he’s a fucking idiot
it’s her fucking house too.. she can do whatever the fuck she wants
why has she let this marriage go on so long?? her first marriage would have been better than the shit she’s in now
BarbadoSlim | June 7, 2006 at 1:50 pm
So,K-fed is having trouble coming up with Fitty-Cent quality lyrics for his “production” ’cause he’s living in a Whorehouse circa 1883?
I suggest that he promptly take a bus to the nearest inner city and start “droppin” his knowledge, so that the brothas may give him inspiration straight from the street by beating him to death.
M | June 7, 2006 at 1:55 pm
i’ve seen monkeys carry their children with more comfort.
Natural selection skipped a couple of rounds.
Also if she is dressed so… well not so dressed, why is the child wrapped in a heavy blanket? The poor kid.
Id take him from her but I dont want the federspear genes infecting my child.
Chicagoboy | June 7, 2006 at 1:55 pm
This gene pool needs a “no diving” sign. . .
Fisher55 | June 7, 2006 at 1:58 pm
ugh, pregnant women should not be allowed in public…what a piloh shitt
M | June 7, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Very true Chicago Very true.
or maybe hazardous substances.
CoJo | June 7, 2006 at 1:58 pm
I love it – K-fed would still be living in his parent’s basement if it wasn’t for Brit and this talentless poser has the nerve to complain about how the mansion she lets him live in is decorated! Too much. Typical. He’s blaming paint colors on his inability to form a sentence or “think” in general. I wonder what he actually tries to “think” about!
The simple rumor of her filing divorce papers increases my liking for her by 50%. I hope she’s fucking the manny, then she’ll get my true respect…and if the manny kicks K-Feds ass in public and starts making out with her in front of him, I may actually buy an album (her first one, of course).
superstar26 | June 7, 2006 at 2:00 pm
#21 My first thoughts too! What is wrong with her? Why can’t she hold her child correctly yet???
BarbadoSlim | June 7, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Christ, she looks like a fucking Freightliner, you know who she reminds me of, that no good trash talking Wynona Judd. Perfect examples of the southern white trash gene pool that makes America, great.
Pilarica | June 7, 2006 at 2:01 pm
K-Fed is just such an idiot!!… Blaming your house is just sooooooooooooo stupid!!! Man, you suck.. face it!
kandyk0119 | June 7, 2006 at 2:03 pm
I’D DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO IRRITATE THAT INFECTIOUS FUNGUS OUT OF MY HOUSE TOO IF I WERE HER…
M | June 7, 2006 at 2:04 pm
He has to blame the house. Otherwise he would actually be admitting to being a K-fucktard.
His lack of talent has to be everyone elses fault. Not his. We just dont see it yet. Thats all.
Jacq | June 7, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Kevin: Hey, manny, can you start fucking her for me, too? She’s a fuckin’ hog.
Manny: Yessir.
Kevin: While you’re in her, can you ask when I’m going to get my allowance?
sharkbite | June 7, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Boo hoo, Britney finally got a clue and hired a real father for her baby.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Alacran | June 7, 2006 at 2:08 pm
She is pregnant right? Bet that baby is….. manny’s!!
Chicagoboy | June 7, 2006 at 2:10 pm
I will hand it to K-fed on one accomplishment, he managed to turn his no-talent-ass-clown self into tabloid fodder for all of us SF’ers. Would anyone even know this guy if he hadn’t gotten Brit to drop the box of ho-ho’s and play hide the sausage without a jimmy-hat?
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 7, 2006 at 2:13 pm
K-Fag just looks for excuses to his miserable existence. His music is shit that would make the deaf embrace their handicap, so he blames the decor?? I’m certain Picasso had his blue period due to the addition of a pair of loveseats and an armoir. And he’s jealous of the manny? What kind of man would be jealous of a manny?? I mean, what kind of man is a manny? How has someone not beaten this pathetic excuse for white trash into anonymity?
IFuckingHateYou | June 7, 2006 at 2:16 pm
That’s some funny shit – K-Fed thinking.
Thanks SF, my afternoon is gettnig better already.
I’d fuck Britney, then tell everybody that I did. Of course I wouldn’t mention that it was fat, ugly Brit, I would let on that it was when she was hot.
TCLTC
spatz | June 7, 2006 at 2:16 pm
has this woman ever heard of a baby carriage? seriously.
gogoboots | June 7, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Sounds like she’s forcing him out of the place with her pink, apricot and feather decor, which sounds good to me, he shouldn’t be complaining, he can’t do shit, and as for the manny, he’s doing more for Brits then he EVER has…all he’s done is stick his wee-wee in her and impregnated her with his semen…YUCK!
spatz | June 7, 2006 at 2:18 pm
kfed and paris hilton should do a duet. something along the lines of captain and tonei. that shit would be hot.
spatz | June 7, 2006 at 2:20 pm
oops my bad. Tennille.
pinky_nip | June 7, 2006 at 2:26 pm
“Fire Vehicles Only”? Is that where Lindsey Lohan parks her car?
sweetcheeks | June 7, 2006 at 2:27 pm
I guess Britney decided against that leopard print couch (with purple accent pillows) and the black lacquer furniture that Kevin picked out.
Satyricon | June 7, 2006 at 2:28 pm
WTMF?
Britney is making some actual smart decisions….Hiring The Manny…Divorcing K-Fag…and now harrasing him out of the house…
Now…if she can learn to hold her baby correctly / use a stroller before the next one pops out…
Alia | June 7, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Perhaps if Kevin had even paid for his “beloved” leather furniture he’d have a say but then maybe Brit will give it to him in the divorce so he will have some place to sleep and his beloved furniture at the same time…
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 7, 2006 at 2:33 pm
I actually feel for Fed: My house was once taken over by a fat, knocked-up high school girl and her gay theater club friend. Fortunately I got that porblem taken care of. Thank you Terminex!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 7, 2006 at 2:34 pm
porblems are a big problem where I’m from, in case you were wondering.