Kevin Federline has found a job

June 16th, 2006 // 70 Comments

Kevin Federline has finally found a job, and it’s to be the new face of Blue Marlin clothing. Britney attended an ad-campaign shoot in Los Angeles with him and a source says: “She and Sean Preston showed up, and she told all the paparazzi how proud of Kevin she was. The paparazzi went nuts – there was even a helicopter – and La Brea had to be shut down.”

I’ve never heard of Blue Marlin clothing before, and judging by their brilliant business moves I’m starting to understand why. If you’re going to appoint Kevin Federline as your spokesperson you might as well just declare bankruptcy now and start looking for a new job as a hot dog vendor. It’s not that Kevin Federline isn’t a beacon of fashion, I just don’t think society is ready for his radical styles. Jeans and a wife beater? Every single day? Slow it down, Mr. Federline, you’re blowing my mind.


  1. ellaminnowpea

    Holy Crap – Dateline NBC is running this Brit shit all over again……christ almighty….once was enough!
    Although I have the sneaking suspicion that Matt Lauer & crew laughed hysterically all the way home!!!

  2. all_d'z_kidz

    @43 I couldn’t agree more about that interview.

  3. JayyMan

    Anything can happen when he raps…

  4. Could Blue Marlin possibly be the Bugle Boy of the new millennium, ready to blow us away with their revolutionary, earth-shaking fashions for men?

    Stay tuned to find out…

  5. I think this new job is perfect for K-Fed (although, quite probably, not for Blue Marlin). You know how you can take your dog in to a special saloon to be washed and groomed? K-Fed’s “job” is just like that

  6. To_Bill_Braskey!

    jane’s eyre on June 16, 2006 12:45 PM

    “Kevin, I want you to be the face of Derelict…”

    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! too bad he wasnt the one brainwashed…..brit was.
    @43, i feel the same way, dont you love how they aired it 2X?? matt was saying, “most people shy away from interviews….you WANT to talk!” …..of course she did, she was all clowed– i mean dolled– up looking like a sad clown.

  7. CruisingForCock

    Why is Dave Chappelle hanging out with so simple K-fed?

  8. WOW…that’s all I can say….

  9. IrishHempMan

    Who cares if he has a job, I’m still waiting for him to snap and kill her out of rage that her new Cd sold 3 more copies then his Awesome RAP cd lol .

  10. herbiefrog

    #43 we’re just waiting

    …for an apology
    …for oops

    …fucking cunt thought
    …she turned the tables :)

    hitting the bottom?
    you ain’t seen nothing yet

    stay cool babe
    no sharps allowed

  11. One_trick_pony

    Herbie, you’re making me angry, and you don’t want to see me angry.

  12. herbiefrog

    trust me… i dont give a fuck :)

    so… we were talking apologies :)

    lol bitch

  13. ApacheRose

    I want to see you angry! Do you go all Incredible Hulk?

    Make some sense one day. Please. Just one time. I double-dog dare you.

  14. bella420

    #19- “their original Brooklyn hoodies have been copied by everyone so they need new exposer.”

    Well thats wonderful, because, as we all know, being a poser is all that kevin federline will ever prosper at, and once his fifteen minutes is up he will be an “ex-poser”

  15. they r thinking of ways to keep hill billy fashion for all 4seasons to save costs on hiring designers in other to pay k-fed :P

  16. WorldWideWendy


  17. Blue Marlin? Damn, I used to buy there stuff, then I realized it was lame, but now, I not only have to stop buying it, I have to burn all my old Blue Marlin stuff.

  18. Ash off lee

    I am infested by nits whenever i think about K-Fed he makes me sick. Good Luck in hoping people will ever take you seriously K-Fed. Who secretly desires to be desired by Brit instead of used for compensating her inscurities. Poor thing.

  19. libtard

    Probably a line of trailor-park fashions…


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