Kevin Federline has demands

November 10th, 2006 // 113 Comments

got their hands on a copy of Kevin Federline’s backstage demands. Included are a bottle of Jack Daniel’s, a bottle of Grey Goose, six bottles of specifically non-Evian water, a tray of gourmet cheeses, and a bunch of other crap he has no right to ask for. He had to give away tickets to his last concert, meaning he’s got about as much star power as the assistant manager of an IHOP. The only thing that should be on this list is “Nobody hiding in my room to beat me up” and maybe – maybe – “A place to sit.”


  1. sexybitch

    #98
    Obviously that image rendered meh incoherent.
    You gotta stop doing that, stroke rehab costs all of us in tax dollars!

  2. RichPort

    I get this feeling that meh is a subject of the Queen…

  3. jrzmommy

    I get the feeling that meh abuses the elderly.

  4. meh

    the language is exaggerated male-protest, the behavior is flamingly girlish. easy diagnosis.

  5. meh

    quick, everybody, gang up!!! lmao

  6. pumpkinpye

    K-Fed forgot to add rubbers to his list…that fucker NEEDS to STOP knocking up chicks. Better yet, just neuter him.

  7. BlacKScar

    Wow , what a faggot.
    Why not the whole world , Kevin?
    I mean , WTF?! just cuz he WAS married to britney, means he can have,and do whatever he wants? no! bullshit!!!

    He’s such a prick :\

  8. poor guy, now he’s crashing at Motel6 and eating PB&J while drinking PBR (and dreaming of the good old days.) Jayna

  9. mr.mercenary

    Cracker

  10. mr.mercenary

    Cracker

  11. A POS

    Someone missed a perfect opportunity to poison his food. DAMN YOU!!!

    Fuck me, i’m surprised not to see rohypnol on his list as well. Fucking asshat could have invited the entire audience back to his dressing room to party and still left with enough junkfood and booze to keep him going for a week.

    Maybe the reason for the disposable cups is because he just knows that the top of every bottle handed to him is going to smell like ass.

  12. wow, he can actually make those demand?!?

  13. why is kfed always out flaunting his fatness? the oversized white shirts, horizontal stripes. this guy will do anything to get on a reality show or something to cash in

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