FUCKING UGLY FAT TRAILER TRASH WHORE. KILL HER SPROGS NOW. STAB THEM AND SLICE THEM UP. SHOOT THIS NO GOOS SLUT.
If you’re number 1, you have to say FRIST. Them’s the rules.
you know you’ve hit rock bottom when fed-ex has the upper hand on you in any sort of court battle.
The funny thing is… even i’m rooting for him.
Hey…looks like Puma makes one wicked Oktoberfest/elf hat!
wow wiseman reincarnate [#1] is completely out of his mind…
anywho, moreso than her recent behavior, what really amazes me about britney spears is that she can have soooo much money, yet have the cheapest looking wardrobe this side of the double wide. a puma hat, really?? couldn’t even afford Nike. and some people might think that jewelry around her neck is made of pearls, but i’m guessing it’s actually a candy necklace. she probably ate it later that day when she got the munchies…two for one!
hey! in the creepy window picture where she looks like she’s trapped in a haunted house, her face doesn’t look bloated, pale, nor [that] disgusting! maybe the combined 26 hours she’s spent in rehab really worked after all
I feel quite ambivalent about Britney’s new look. Would I bang her? Probably, as long as the wig stays in place, but mostly I would bang her baldness because I haven’t plowed a field in a few months.
Britney, I wish you all the best. Give up the kids to their father, obviously you don’t need that burden. Get back in the gym, get that banging body back, then give Mr. Flynt or Jill Kelly Productions a call and make some videos for those outfits.
I’m rooting for Kevin Earl to get the kids. Then maybe they’ll have a fighting chance in this life. Yes, they’ll have to dance on DDR machines and maybe listen to Popozao, but frankly, anything is better than being visited for 10 minutes a day by the scary bald lady.
K-Fed > Britney Spears.
Honestly, Federline would be a much better parent. After all, he’s not doing anything else with his life except getting women pregnant and taking their money. He’ll be around much more.
The only losers in this are the kids.
Their father is an idiot wannabee rapper and their mother is a retard.
Even with the combined mental capability and talent of both their parents they’re doomed to be dumber than Forest Gump, more screwed up than Jeffrey Dahmer and as successful as their father.
Then again, they’re bound to be the male version of the Hiltons who are celebrities because they’re dumb, ugly talentless whores, so maybe there is a future in showbizz for them.
I admit I once would have fucked the shit out of her, but how times have changed. She is nothing but a putrid skak.
And yet kids are still leaping like lemmings to be the next teenage celebrity fuck up.
Roll up! Come be famous – lose your marbles/ self-respect / credibility. Free dirtbag boyfriend with every record/film deal.
Team Earl bitches!!
that man is a Saint compared to this whore of babylon.
that is an ugly hat.
I think the judge will throw them both Fed -Ex and Britney out of court and turn over custody of the kids to a pack of rabid wolves where they’ll be bought up in the safe, loving and responsible environment they deserve
Britney. She’s so crazy! All she needs is implants and clown makeup to become the next Anna Nicole Smith. Quick, someone get Howard K on the phone …
You can tell it’s the real RichPort because I’m FUNNY!!!
Wait a—a criminal defense lawyer? I guess it’s probably against some child protection law for a kid to grow up with two people who have about as much practical wisdom as the local supermarket’s produce section, but it’s got to be something worse. Violations of basic decency? Crimes against nature? Or maybe he just heard PoPoZao.
#18……Go and suck dick you sick freak.
K-fag could show up in court singing poopoozao with a monkey in a bell hop uniform shaking a tin cup, and he would still look more sane than Bitchney!
#20 YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! JESUS CAN SAVE YOU! REPORTED!
These kids have a lifetime of ghetto fantasies and tobacky chewin’ in their future… they will send some psychologist’s kids to an Ivy League school. In the handbook for Bankup Dancing 101, Earl’s profile is under the title Best Luck Ever. He ain’t a playa, he just fucks a lot…
Yuck! She looks SO old. It’s just terrible, considering what she once was. Oh well, the trailer trash shone through.
These kids are screwed.
It’s about time Fed-ex did something about this.
WHY OH WHY can’t she spend some of her millions on a fucking decent wig?!?! She’s making the Trump look stylie.
God help this poor kid.
God save this rich kid.
God be with her now.
I’m praying for Britney.
This is really scary, K-fed is actually looking good.
I hope he wins. It’s not like she spends time with her baby anyway…she is too busy partying and making an ass of herself.
Separated at birth? Britney and the Dutch Boy Paint boy…..
#22………JESUS WAS A FAG JUST LIKE YOU. GO AND EAT SHIT.
Let’s keep it real. Even if EARL gets the kids, they will be immediately dropped off at Shar’s house with the rest of his kids. He’s too busy fucking porn stars and making shitty raps to be tied down to daily parental activities like feeding, educating, playing with, and nuturing children. So I’m only voting for TEAM EARL only because the kids will be in better hands with Shar than with Brit or him.
ME, MYSELF AND I
THATS ALL I GOT IN THE END
THATS WHAT I FOUND OUT
AND IT AINT NO NEED TO CRY
I TOOK A VOW THAT FROM NOW ON
I’M GON’NA BE MY OWN BEST FRIEND
#32 – Then he can get his wish by making his kids as Black as possible.
Legend-in-your-own-mind: get some anti-psychotic meds ASAP.
Maybe this is her plan to get out of looking after the kids. She realizes now she doesn’t want the kids and this is her way of telling the world so.
31–Just because he wore sandals and was in touch with his sensitive side doesn’t mean Jesus was a fag……I mean, look at Alan Alda….he’s sensitive but not a fag.
Who the fuck is this cunt pretending to be me??? Is this sight fucking retarded to allow that???
Legend–where the fuck have you been? Don’t you know about the Trolls? DUH!
What is “sight fucking”?
Never heard of that!
Sight fucking is what I do when I look at pictures of Fabio Cannavaro, Jake Gyllenhaal and Henry Rollins.
FFS! this girl can’t make a move w/o a flash goin off in her face. Back the fuck up and let the bitch make her mistakes in peace.
Who is this needle-dicked butt-fucker that’s pretending to be me?
God’s just getting even with her for brainwashing 13 yo girls into little tramps. She lost her looks forever with her new dumpy fugly face, she’s a druggy now, and everyone hates her.
do you know how fucked up you need to be to make federline look better than you….?
You know I was on Britney’s side in the beginning of this. But she seems to be too concerned about getting attention by doing crazy things and not at all concerned about her children. I mean she keeps checking in and out of rehab. She is bald now, which has to be very scary for the kids. They probably don’t recognize her. Maybe someone else needs the kids until she can get herself together.
#39…..What about the trolls?
troll this, motherfucker
47: TypeKey blows, basically, so anyone can sign in under anyone else’s name and post whatever they want. My troll likes to make be look like I’m the Bride of David Duke, Rich’s likes to make Rich sound like a totally butch fag, PrettyBaby’s likes to make her sound like an utter whore….Don’t take it personally….you’ll become desensitized to it soon enough.
“me”…likes to make ME look like the Bride of David Duke.
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