FUCKING UGLY FAT TRAILER TRASH WHORE. KILL HER SPROGS NOW. STAB THEM AND SLICE THEM UP. SHOOT THIS NO GOOS SLUT.
If you’re number 1, you have to say FRIST. Them’s the rules.
you know you’ve hit rock bottom when fed-ex has the upper hand on you in any sort of court battle.
The funny thing is… even i’m rooting for him.
Hey…looks like Puma makes one wicked Oktoberfest/elf hat!
wow wiseman reincarnate [#1] is completely out of his mind…
anywho, moreso than her recent behavior, what really amazes me about britney spears is that she can have soooo much money, yet have the cheapest looking wardrobe this side of the double wide. a puma hat, really?? couldn’t even afford Nike. and some people might think that jewelry around her neck is made of pearls, but i’m guessing it’s actually a candy necklace. she probably ate it later that day when she got the munchies…two for one!
hey! in the creepy window picture where she looks like she’s trapped in a haunted house, her face doesn’t look bloated, pale, nor [that] disgusting! maybe the combined 26 hours she’s spent in rehab really worked after all
I feel quite ambivalent about Britney’s new look. Would I bang her? Probably, as long as the wig stays in place, but mostly I would bang her baldness because I haven’t plowed a field in a few months.
Britney, I wish you all the best. Give up the kids to their father, obviously you don’t need that burden. Get back in the gym, get that banging body back, then give Mr. Flynt or Jill Kelly Productions a call and make some videos for those outfits.
I’m rooting for Kevin Earl to get the kids. Then maybe they’ll have a fighting chance in this life. Yes, they’ll have to dance on DDR machines and maybe listen to Popozao, but frankly, anything is better than being visited for 10 minutes a day by the scary bald lady.
K-Fed > Britney Spears.
Honestly, Federline would be a much better parent. After all, he’s not doing anything else with his life except getting women pregnant and taking their money. He’ll be around much more.
The only losers in this are the kids.
Their father is an idiot wannabee rapper and their mother is a retard.
Even with the combined mental capability and talent of both their parents they’re doomed to be dumber than Forest Gump, more screwed up than Jeffrey Dahmer and as successful as their father.
Then again, they’re bound to be the male version of the Hiltons who are celebrities because they’re dumb, ugly talentless whores, so maybe there is a future in showbizz for them.
I admit I once would have fucked the shit out of her, but how times have changed. She is nothing but a putrid skak.
And yet kids are still leaping like lemmings to be the next teenage celebrity fuck up.
Roll up! Come be famous – lose your marbles/ self-respect / credibility. Free dirtbag boyfriend with every record/film deal.
Team Earl bitches!!
that man is a Saint compared to this whore of babylon.
that is an ugly hat.
I think the judge will throw them both Fed -Ex and Britney out of court and turn over custody of the kids to a pack of rabid wolves where they’ll be bought up in the safe, loving and responsible environment they deserve
Britney. She’s so crazy! All she needs is implants and clown makeup to become the next Anna Nicole Smith. Quick, someone get Howard K on the phone …
You can tell it’s the real RichPort because I’m FUNNY!!!
Wait a—a criminal defense lawyer? I guess it’s probably against some child protection law for a kid to grow up with two people who have about as much practical wisdom as the local supermarket’s produce section, but it’s got to be something worse. Violations of basic decency? Crimes against nature? Or maybe he just heard PoPoZao.
#18……Go and suck dick you sick freak.
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