Kevin Federline drops PopoZao

September 25th, 2006 // 59 Comments

Perhaps in a moment of clarity, Kevin Federline has dropped PopoZao from his debut CD Playing With Fire and reportedly replaced it with a duet with Britney Spears called Crazy. Additionally, a rapper who had claimed to write most of the lyrics for Federline told the New York Daily News: “I didn’t have nothing to do with that, dog.”

I wonder why everybody is suddenly distancing themselves from what I believe is the greatest song ever written in the history of sound. Did Leonardo DaVinci pretend he didn’t paint the Mona Lisa? Was Michelangelo ashamed of the Sistine Chapel? Perhaps we’ve forgotten just how powerful and moving Federline’s tribute to Brazilian ass is. And if that’s the case, my friends, then the terrorists have truly won.

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  1. This wasn’t even remotely funny. I don’t know what happened to the superficial, but the writer is slacking!

  2. Ms. Sass

    That’s all he dropped? I wish he’d drop the whole album.

  3. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    Well, there’s 2 and a half minutes of my life I’m never gonna get back. Thanks K-Fuck.

    I think the best part of that was watching muppet-boy there doing those hand movements. Like watching your dad attempting to dance at a wedding while you’re wishing the ground would swallow you whole…

  4. biatcho

    Come Ficial, give us James Lipton performing PopoZao on Conan again. At least that was humorous.

  5. Too bad the world won’t drop Kevin. Why won’t this moron disappear?

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com

  6. mrs.t

    THANK YOU for finally putting this back up!!!!! Over the summer, I was trying to describe this clip to some friends and couldn’t find it anywhere-not even YouTube. As we all know, it defies verbal description, and how could I possibly try to duplicate those intricate hand gestures?

    My fave bit is KFed fiddling with the knobs on the mixing board-to absolutely no effect.

  7. jrzmommy

    So he’s still walking around under the impression he has an inkling of talent?

  8. RichPort

    So he dropped his instant classic? I see the terrorists have indeed won.

  9. In related news:

    Britney Spears dropped SP2 on his head, so he is well on his way to retardation………….

    Not that K-Fed sperm didn’t already close the deal…..

    K-Fed dropped song = 1
    Britney dropped children= 2

  10. jrzmommy

    That’s just great, the pair of them singing a song called Crazy. Is it about time-travel? PLEASE GOD–they better not have bastardized the Patsy Cline song Crazy. They would. Fucking lowlifes.

  11. Sheva

    Even fast forwarding through most of this crap leads to only one inescapable thought: Simple minded motherfucker.

  12. Ossie19

    The video clip is almost too sad to watch. You know when you are so embarassed for someone you have to look away because you can’t look anymore. That is exactly how this clip is…painful!

  13. A Duet with his wife?!?!?!?!!?

    He Kevin you talantless turd. If you wanted to prove that you could really make money on your own, how about leaving your wife off the cd. Some of her REALLY loyal fans will buy anything she puts out. If you sell more than 10 copies of your CD shaped piece of crap it’s because she’s singing on it. Now why don’t you go cook her dinner and rub her feet while she talks business with her layers Mr. Spears.

  14. boobiezmagee

    Duet with Brit Brit?

    This is going to be genius.

  15. jcm

    I feel ashamed for him. He can’t even say “Popoz

  16. Playfair

    Does anyone know where I can get one of those bobble-headed K-Feds for my dashboard?

  17. checkyourshorts

    #17, I’m sure we’re watching the technique he uses on Britney’s hood.

    In other news, I hope his disability insurance is current.

    Popozao was inspired by his former Lalane poolboy but now that the cabana boy is gone, so too that fleeting inspiration.

  18. bond

    well, i made it through about 5 seconds of that “song” before i passed out from the pain. beethoven would roll over in his grave.

    by the way, has anyone heard the rumors that rosie o’donnell is doing a topless bit on nip/tuck?

  19. bond

    well, i made it through about 5 seconds of that “song” before i passed out from the pain. beethoven would roll over in his grave.

    by the way, has anyone heard the rumors that rosie o’donnell is doing a topless bit on nip/tuck?

  20. Dudes, if you have evere tapped Brazilian ass (and I have, thrice, no wait four times), it is something to sing about. K-Fed, you go, girlfriend.

  21. biatcho

    yeah, that’s the ticket # 21… 4 times. yeah, sure, why not. sounds good.

  22. Yeah #21, it was so good that you didn’t even remember how many times? Sounds great.

  23. biatcho

    Seriously spamfighter, for someone who has been “around computers since 1985″ the only type of brazilian ass you’ve had was brazilian barbie.

    And i’m bored and these posts suck so you’re the target until something better comes along. GGOOOOOOO…

  24. jrzmommy

    Man Taps Brazillian Ass Five — NO! Six Times…film at 11.

    Speaking of Brazil….did anyone see City of God? Now that’s a happy fucking family film there.

  25. biatcho

    I also forgot about that Pele poster you used to masterbate to in the late 70s… there’s some fine brazilian ass.

  26. There goes my reason for buying this album

    http://www.celebslam.com

  27. Troller

    …fire…

  28. If he just would have called it “Fire” everything would have worked out just fine..

    Kevin The Prodigy.com Myspace

  29. PunjabPete

    You know, it is amazing that this “album” is not in release yet. It was supposedly done forever ago. They must be really having a hard time taking the SUCK out of it… that and finding a distributor….

  30. blueballs

    KFED should also drop the WIGGER act.

  31. ch474

    The life of Mr Spears is a Far Side cartoon. Only not as original. Or funny. “On his last day working as the band’s sound technician, Randy turned the SUCK knob up to 10.”

  32. RichPort

    This album may sell better if he gets Milli Vanilli to perform it. And I don’t give a fuck that one of those spandexed fuckers is dead, they’d still do a better job.

  33. You know what will be a hundred times more laughable than Popozao? The requisite R&B ballad K-Fag will own. Picture the vid, him in a wife beater all R-Kelly-like, crooning and moaning about how much he loves his piece of ass. I see him wandering aimlessly some art-deco hillside house, some Miami Vice set redone in minimalism, in cornrows and consternation. Proclaiming gospel-like his love for his babies’ Momma and the Crystal he has on ice. The vid ends as a tear trickles down K-Fag’s cheek and the camera pans to the surrounding Hollywood Hills, Brit and SPF 1 & 2 reimagined as constellations in the night sky.

  34. PaisleyMoon

    Ummmmmm, K-FED!! Yummy. Now I’m happy.

  35. biatch-o – believe what you like. Just for the record, 3 in Brazil, one here at home. And no, didn’t do no girls in Impanema.

  36. biatcho

    paying for it doesn’t count.

    Oh and you’re also not supposed to count how many times you’ve had the sex… because if you can, you’re a loser.

  37. ToiletDuck

    So sad – this song has inspired many thousands of people the world over (to commit suicide)…

    In fact, my neighbor’s cat had a miscarriage after I played it on my PC just teh other day…

    What a tragic loss to humanity…Brazilian “ass shakers” must be soaking their pillows with tears upon this news…this tragedy ranks right up there with “Pebbles” taking early retirement..

  38. BoognishRising

    Pretty chucklelicious. I don’t know what’s funnier; his enthusiastic head-bobbing or the look on his face that says, “Damn… I’m really that freakin’ awesome!!!”

    My undying gratitude to whoever walks up to him on the street and stabs that motherfucker in the eye.

  39. ToiletDuck

    I am so GODDAM depressed – I used to go to the McDonald’s drive-thru at 3 a.m. and masturbate to Popozao while eating my Big Mac in the car, thus frightening the half-witted, pimply faced fool at the drive-thru window…

    Just what the FUCK am I supposed to do now, hm???????

  40. jrzmommy

    32–ha!!!! That’s great!

  41. BooBoo

    y’all jelus. K has a big fat wifey and 4 crotch rockets,whut you got?

  42. 26.. biatcho – “Pele poster”, I like it!!!

    Now get your ass over to Ninjas and Angry Ferrets

    http://www.cock-ninja.blogspot.com/

  43. @42, BooBoo – MY DIGNITY motherfucker!

  44. BooBoo

    Garsh. I think someone took me seriously. That’s sad.

  45. So, the thinking here is Britney has enough star power to help a single of his become a hit? She’s a has-been hillbilly now. He’d have a better chance doing a duet with Paris Hilton then he does his own wife.
    (I think I just vomited in my mouth a little bit at that thought)

  46. Brain, what up mutha-fuckah?

  47. So, the thinking here is Britney has enough star power to help a single of his become a hit? She’s a has-been hillbilly now. He’d have a better chance doing a duet with Paris Hilton then he does his own wife.
    (I think I just vomited in my mouth a little bit at that thought)

  48. Ms. Sass

    I can’t even watch the whole clip…he reminds me of a child with downsyndrome. Britney says she’s proud of him, what more can I say about the both of them.

  49. Ferret, I’m in the hizz-ous!!

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